yaoi jesus save me

i am normal about fictional men. put your hand in my enclosure

[mars-ipan]

HEY! like my art? consider commissioning me!

an about post:

hi! i’m marzi. friends call me mars. i’m in a multitude of fandoms and sometimes i draw! also if i’m not annoying in tags i die please understand. i hope you have fun here!

please ask if you want to use my art and make sure to credit me if you get my permission!

pronouns: i use all pronouns/gendered terms (including neopronouns + it/its). no pronouns also works it’s literally all cool. switch it up if you can!

i'm one o' them young adults

that reminds me: i make sex jokes and suggestive jokes somewhat frequently. all language is impersonal but if discussion of sex bugs you my blog may not be for you

i’m queer-aro/ace and gendafluid :)

@spinecurlingmice is my girlfriend nobody touch him or i'll. explode

I will block you if you belong to the following groups: queer exclusionist, (no)map, terf/swerf, if you police ppl for having “problematic” interests, fetishize marginalized identity groups, “radqueer,” etc. i also block blank blogs. feel free to ask for clarification!

i reclaim anti-lgbtq slurs here and i do not tag them (only exception is if it’s used derogatorily in context- i will never tag queer though). if this upsets you please just block and move on <3

art tag: martzipan rant tag: marzirants vent tag (separate from ranting): marzivents og post/textpost tag: marzi speaks nsfw post tag: pseudosexual moment [note: please block this/do not interact with these posts if you are under 18 ^^]

please don’t reblog vent posts unless i specify in the post that it is okay (i will normally make them unrebloggable but i forget sometimes) :) also, please don’t refer to my abilities as talent or call me talented. i understand the intent but i have a rough history with the idea of innate talent (perfectionism) and i’d rather be appreciated for built up skill ^-^

other accounts: artfight strawpage ko-fi

current brainrot: gray means GAY!!! (hlvrai)

i sometimes post untagged spoilers! these are usually for ace attorney or danganronpa (or whatever my current brainrot is)- if this interferes w your enjoyment of something my blog may not be for you

also, this blog is primarily a space for me to just hang out and enjoy my time. i will not rb many serious things (politics, donation posts, etc.) unless i feel they are so important that i have to.

PERTAINING TO THE GENOCIDE IN PALESTINE: this blog is pro-palestine and will reblog donation campaigns from vetted blogs when asked. i do not have the funds to donate myself at the moment, but i greatly encourage anyone who can to donate. every bit helps.

REQUEST/COMMISSION POLICY: i take comms via ko-fi! but also- i will take requests on the occasion! you can technically send me a request at any time but there’s no promise that it’ll get done. if i’m taking requests i’ll typically make a post about it! usually i also post to let people know when requests are closed, but i forget sometimes so if it’s been a few hours please assume they’re closed.

Do Not Request: i will not fulfill requests to draw: nsfw, full/bottom nudity, or anything bigoted/prejudiced. if you’re not sure, ask politely and i’ll let you know!

i tag all triggers as “tw [thing]!” don’t be afraid to ask me to tag something

sideblogs: i have two! one is a danganronpa confessions blog. find it here or @dr-thirst-confessions. the other is a defunct askblog for my oc, natphi. find it here or @ask-natphi​

also look at this guy

[footlongdingledong]

thing thats good: yay

thing thats bad: aww

thing that has both genuinely amazing pieces of storytelling and abysmal dogshit slop both happening like entirely interchangably:

[mars-ipan]

i hate when i complain abt sex being used as an advertising strategy bc it’s always so overdone and does nothing except be mildly irritating to me and then people go “oh but you watch it though.” yeah the same way i watch a peacock perform its overdramatic sexual displays. moron

[eroscestlavie]

I need to stop replying to “how do you make friends in your 30s?” threads because all my answers boil down to “you have to want to know people instead of have friends” and I don’t think people wanna hear that

[eroscestlavie]

It’s like. People can tell if you don’t really like or connect with them. If you aren’t truly enamored with someone you will have a hard time coming up with activities to do together to deepen the friendship. Because you don’t really like that person that much.

[big-bad-r0n]

Hello, Gordon!!!

Help me, Gordon!!!

[artemisrhodon-deactivated202403]

staff member getting dunked on by one of their favorite bands you love to see it

[cavernclaw]

How it feels to be mutuals with someone for over a year

[machine-saint]

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

[madnessofmen]

wait it gets better

[mechanicalrot]

*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?

me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper

[jaypilled]

are those my only options

[prower-labs]

[rustybottlecap]

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

There is… a lot going on here.

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[catboymoments]

Kiida Callaghan, female manipulator

[guitarbeard]

Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster

[blackkkabutops]

One time I did “Summon Water” inside a guys lungs and the GM allowed it because he had been playing for years and never seen anyone do that

[indyexploits]

Me “I can raise the temperature of a space by 5 degrees (Fahrenheit) per success” DM “Okay.” Me “And that’s 6 successes, so 30 degrees…” DM “Okay…” Me “And ‘inside the human body’ is a space, right?” DM “…I don’t like where this is going.” Me “So I’m going to raise the temperature inside his body 30 degrees.” DM “Yeah, so he’s dead now. He was fine, and then went through all the stages of heat stroke in half a second before his body went ‘No thank you’ and just shut off to stop it from being so hot. Good job.”

[unabashedlybi-deactivated201911]

[sarah-ankh]

This is even funnier in Celsius because “I cast lightly baked human”

[kriosv]

[mars-ipan]

going to bed is so weird on a migraine day. i slept for most of the day so i’m probably not gonna be very tired right? wrong. false

[abonethrownfromthevoid]

Losing my mind over this

[softservewidow]

Never forget these two queens putting on the most showstopping tiktok of all time