“I miss my boobs.”
“Gross. You’re disgusting. No wonder auntie calls you a disgrace.”

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@smallcis
“I miss my boobs.”
“Gross. You’re disgusting. No wonder auntie calls you a disgrace.”
“Someone started a petition that I should go back to being a girl. I don’t blame them.”
“Really? I think you look better with antlers, Potter. It took the attention from your hogwash face.”
“Think we’ll ever have just… A normal, uneventful party?”
“Now where’s the fun in that?”
“I’m new. I don’t have a disease so if you can stop staring that would be fucking great.” Phobe said looking into the direction of the stranger as her arms crossed.
“How many galleons do you have?” Narcissa shot back agitated. “I don’t care if you’re new, but if you’re poor... You do have a disease, it’s called poverty.” The girl snaps viciously.
“Hey now. I’m not a heartless git, but it’s not my fault,” he said towards the others watching. He shrugged after walking out of the corner he’d hid himself in, the girl having already scampered off in embarrassment, “But I can’t help it when they moan that loud. I told her to be quiet.”
Narcissa held the amused smirk on her lips as she caught eyes of the girl gunning it away from them. The whole scenario had brought her something to at least write in the paper since they have been back in school. “Oh no, not a heartless git.” She replied as her smirk grew into a venomous smile. “You are what you fuck dear, and that was trash.” She can’t help the insensitive giggles that leave her lips, as she shrugs her shoulders. “Must be a decent trashcan though.”
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@ofmalfvys
Jude had just walked outside to his normal spot for one of his infamous smoke breaks. While smoking wasn’t necessarily permitted on school grounds, he was always somehow able to get away with it. He sat down at a hidden bench just around the corner and threw his pack on the table. He pulled one out and brought it to his mouth, lighting it with his wand. He took a drag then looked out at the forest smiling. This was his heaven. He closed his eyes and laid his head back, when suddenly he heard a twig snap. He jolted up immediately and hid the contraband. “Uhhh.. who are you?” He asked realizing he wouldn’t get in trouble and putting the cigarette back up to his lips
Narcissa would probably never admit that the forest was her favorite spot. It was a world shrouded in mystery that she hadn’t gotten the chance to explore. Nor would she on her own account, much like an under indulged child she normally watched from the front of the forest curiously. She had recently gotten ballsy enough to smoke on top of the Astronomy tower, but today she felt the need for nature. Once she was sure she wouldn’t run into any family members, especially that asshole Sirius, she went further in. Hearing the male voice she had already lifted the ‘rette between her lips and started to puff. “Who am I? Sure, whatever. I’ll play that game. Narcissa Black.” She muttered thinking to herself she needed to find another smoking spot. She regarded Jude with an even curious look. “You are?”
Susanna could tell that the atmosphere of the school was off after the party. She knew people were upset either about things that happened to loved ones or just upset about getting in trouble. She was still fairly new at the school and didn’t know a whole bunch of people yet so she sat across from someone and immediately held out her hand. “Hi! I’m Susanna do you want to be friends?”
The beaming ray of sunshine in front of Narcissa annoyed her to the core. The girl hadn’t even fully introduced herself yet, and her insides were shrieking on the defense how close the girl got. She didn’t care if this girl ended up being related to Lord Voldemort himself. A scoff rolls from her lips as she stared at the hand as if it were infected with some happy lucky germ. “No.” The girl snaps and tucks her hands behind her to not be contaminated.
Regulus knew everything was going downhill. He hadn’t slept in two days, him and Wendy were… well, he didn’t know what they were, something happened to Roxanne and he hadn’t seen her in a while, and the war was growing closer. He was waiting for the moment the Dark Lord called him forward. He was waiting for his first task and he had no idea what it would entail. “Bloody hell…” He mumbled, not noticing the figure until they were right beside him and he nearly jumped out of his skin, holding a hand to his heart as he let out a breath. Usually people couldn’t sneak up on him, and he was the one sneaking up on people.
“Make some noise next time, would you?” The bags under his eyes by now were a dark purple and he looked as horrible as he felt.
Narcissa had seen her cousin and approached him a bit more impulsive than normal. Even going so far as to set a hand on his shoulder when he jumped up and cursed. She blinks slowly at him and clears her throat. “Sorry Reggie. I had this knocking sensation in my chest that made me want to hug you instead of just a normal verbal greeting.” It felt stupid not that she said it aloud, her face constricting its normal bitchy porcelain exterior she held so well. “I’ll make noise next time. A..Are you alright?” She asked softly and occupied her arms to wrap around her own waist instead. Cissa didn’t pretend to know what Regulus was going through, but she loved her cousin just as if he were her biological brother.
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“I guess technically you aren’t wrong.” he said in amusement. “It’s not even the weekend, Cissa. What makes you think I am going to go with you?”
“Because you’re the head boy. This is supposed to be detention, and because I said so.” Narcissa laughed as she finishes her 'rette and dispenses it nearby.
@smallcis !!
“ Shut your mouth before I shut it for you. ”
“Try anything and you’ll live to regret it.” Narcissa rebuked. Unfortunately she didn’t fear or cower easily, she had no reasons to do so. “I’m not the one that sounds like a squeaky pubescent child.”
“I saw that. You just checked me out.”
@smallcis
“Took you long enough to notice.” Narcissa chuckled, “What happens now?”
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“I’m…I’m sorry? Is there anything I can do…?”
“Fix my nail you broke, you halfwit. I took one look at you and tried to write in my book and my fingernail broke. It’s obviously your fault.”