too cool for chlorophyll

hey i'm anna(she/they are cool) and this blog is a mess

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date someone who loves your belly

[deadjosey-deactivated20200613]

[thecommonchick]

[queenclefairy]

Me every day

[smallestbean]

driving instructor: slow down

me: grab the wall

[fierysuggestion]

you are a good part of this universe

[crowcrow]

[vanillaksses]

u know whats nice. that smell ur crush has that makes ur tummy jump when u randomly smell it even without them being near.

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Beyonce performs onstage at the 2016 BET Awards at Microsoft Theater on June 26, 2016 in Los Angeles, California.

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i complimented an old lady customer’s little round glasses and she said “why thank you! someone told me they had a ‘steampunk look’. i haven’t been called a punk in a long time, much less a steamy one!” i’m flatlining

[sixohthree]

Yes. Good. (via)

[revolutionarykoolaid]

who knew scots could read like this

[beyonslayed]

I think it’s disrespectful when you playing a radio station and they play the version of a song that doesn’t have Nicki Minaj

[beyonslayed]

That’s like eating a burger with no meat

[beyonslayed]

For my vegetarians/vegans that’s like eating a PBJ sandwich with no PBJ

[beyonslayed]

For my raw vegans that’s like eating moss without sum dried berries

[gold-lioness]

So xenophobia won.

[coolthingoftheday]

#indoorgardening

[xeduo]

when ur airbags go off and u get a face full of cactus

[theinternetkillsme]

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much like the Phoenix, a new dad shall rise from the sawdust reborn

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what the fuck is the moon

my girlfriend is a scientist and i woke her up from a nap to ask her “what the fuck is the moon” and she said “a lesbian” in her sleepy voice and i kissed her

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imagine what its like to work at buzzfeed

your boss asks you to grow out your pubes for a month. you ask dave from accounting if he wants to go out for a drink but hes on a ketchup cleanse this week. you need to find sheila to get her figures for this quarter but shes away Trying Transcendental Puppy Kale Yoga For The First Time. you get roped in to do a taste test for slow cooked yoghurt and now you’re stressed because you can’t find the perfect gif for your ‘What Does Your Favourite Game of Thrones Buttplug Say About You?’ listicle