aperture lab rat

cw: slight gore, suggestive art, and selfshipping! 16+

[smallfryamiibo]

▹ my name is rei

⊹ ₊ i like valve games ₊ ⊹

╰┈➤18, any pronouns

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>> “here we go again...” <<

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https://worldsworstrei.straw.page/ ← check out my strawpage for more!!

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everything in bold and italics are my ABSOLUTE favorites :3

portal, splatoon, utdr, tf2, l4d, pokemon, inscryption, blah blah blah some other things idk!!1

▐░░░░░comfort characters░░░░░▌

virgil (portal), v2 (ultrakill), frye (splatoon), medic (tf2), glaceon (pokemon), marina (splatoon), pearl (splatoon), wheatley (portal), sans (utdr), bill (l4d), gordon freeman (half life), p03 (inscryption)

feel free to follow or dm me if you wanna be friends :3

i tend to post CRINGE!!!! so dont mind. my interests shift very often, but my only long lasting fixations (more than 6 years) is splatoon and portal. i usually come back to them at some point if i end up losing interest.

i also like to write headcanons, so feel free to send requests. (also art requests if its of my comfort characters. i dont draw ocs unless we're close friends)

[smallfryamiibo]

i got back into ponytown this is a threat and warning

[smallfryamiibo]

gulp

[smallfryamiibo]

SCREAMS AND CRIES SHINY RIOLU FROM RILEY

I DIDNT EVEN RESET OR ANYTHING WHAT THE FUCK :sob:

[smallfryamiibo]

i modded my dsi im gonna make a virgil theme/old aperture theme and then i will win every day and then i will stay winning

[smallfryamiibo]

im picking my nose and flicking it at the employees at aperture who make me test these stupid concoctions

[pretentiouslimericks]

It feels like I’ve talked about this before, but to me the funniest version of Portal is if Chell is deaf.

Like, most of the major story beats, at least the ones that directly affect her, have a prominent visual component so she’s following along with the basics. But she has no idea who cave johnson is, or what wheatley was trying to explain to her, and she certainly wasn’t hurt by any of glados’ insults.

but the best part of this headcanon is imagining glados checking chell’s personnel file years down the line, noticing the word “deaf” for the first time, and just going “WHAT???”

[agentdilf]

hello! this is very impromptu, but i need help asap. I'm opening emergency commissions.

my mom got into a car crash on new years eve, and we do NOT have the money to cover the repair or legal fees, since the insurance is saying it is her fault. i don't think it was, i was in the car with her when it happened. thankfully, no one was hurt. but we live in a little bum-ass town with hardly anything in it, so a car is ESSENTIAL for us.

she cannot afford to get it fixed, she cannot afford a rental. so that is wht i am opening commissions!

info down here

i will post more examples. probably.

[smallfryamiibo]

please check out pookies art it would mean a lot to me if you guys reblogged the og post

[smallfryamiibo]

i think im the first person to draw both p03 and virgil this year

i love these two so much im like crying n stuff i love them!!1!

[rory-art]

Dumb post (like wheatley/hj)

This was a midnight thing so it's very lazily made💔

[anothertestchamber]

we did it.

[smallfryamiibo]

can someone be the heavy main to my medic main...

[smallfryamiibo]

young sheldon meemaws brisket

[smallfryamiibo]

wher my huzzat.... what the fortnite!

[smallfryamiibo]

dont trust what yo brain tells u on ur period mines telling me to kill myself and bring back the god of the underworld. wait until AFTER its done and u got a clear head istg !

[smallfryamiibo]

huh maybe i should draw selfship art with my robot husbands maybe I'll feel better

[shrimperini]

ANOTHER SUPER CUTE C0MM FROM @zipsunz !! Mel and human!Virgil 🤎🤎🤎 i love them so much