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Oak/Oakley 16 They/Them   Demiromantic - Asexual - lonely and desperate I dont suggest dating me.. Its more often than not worse to talk to me because I tend to annoy a lot of people. My laugh is a permanent nervous laugh.

[undomestication]

same, guillermo, same

[abomination-station]

the sexy monster genre may not be my thing, but I do have a certain respect for what Guillermo Del Toro is doing with the shape of water, because while cowardly media like twilight will remove all signs of monster qualities to make vampires sexy underwear models, Guillermo is just full tilt “this creepy fish man is sexy, this woman wants to fuck the creepy fish man. she wants to lick his gills or some shit and that’s ok. fish fucking is valid” like I’m not into it, but goddamnit if I do not respect the boldness of it. go big or go home

[smallgalaxian-blog]

Guillermo del toro: *slams down the script* she's gonna fall in love with a fish person

producers: oh like a merman? half human? so not fully monstrous–

Guillermo del toro: what the fuck did i just say

[heaven-by-the-sea]

She is saying “thank you” 

THE SHAPE OF WATER - Red Band Trailer

[monfufu]

do you ever feel victimized by fanfic authors when you make them fanart and then they give YOU compliments and you try to give THEM compliments and its a vicious cycle??? ♥♥ ft. @nicolareed

[teckmonky]

@chaos-in-the-making its us

[iopele]

THE DREAM

[mapelie]

That is one hell of a cycle 😆😆😆

[kaar-ne]

My ultimate goal as a fan fic writer is to have art drawn to my stories. I can tell this is THE goal for many writers out there.

[moodiful819]

@lemika96 How I felt when you drew Rose stuck in that vent

[rubitrightintomyeyes]

@conquerorwurm :’)

[meeko-mar]

I feel like this is my relationship with the Jak fandom XD YA’LL ARE A DELIGHT

[invadernav]

@nicorii

[caden]

whatever man lil wayne been had these 

[showerthoughtsofficial]

There’s no way that Super Bowl Halftime kid doesn’t end up on Ellen this week.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Whoever spent a few million dollars on a Super Bowl ad that just shows us nothing but a black screen obviously was trying to mess with us.

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

wow, look at this! the overhanging leaves.. on the shoreline are pretTHERES A CRAB

[ibelieveintreefrogs]

(epic music as speaker runs to the crab)

[kestrelfalcosparverious]

Just imagine the Avengers going to Ikea, and Thor is the only one who can pronounce the name of anything. 

[therealopheliatagloff-deactivat]

This is disproportionately hilarious to me.

[mrv3000]

#COME LET US ASSEMBLE THE LÖVBACKEN

[brendonuriefucker-deactivated20]

“Came out to my parents and they don’t think bisexuality is real.” 

“Well I hate to break it to them, but it’s very very real.”

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

[shadowbenny]

Also, according to the creator, she’s a little girl and not a cat..

http://people.com/celebrity/hello-kitty-is-not-a-cat/

[ruinedchildhood]

[grouchythefish]

“I was corrected – very firmly,” Yano said. “That’s one correction Sanrio made for my script for the show. Hello Kitty is not a cat. She’s a cartoon character. She is a little girl. She is a friend. But she is not a cat. She’s never depicted on all fours. She walks and sits like a two-legged creature. She does have a pet cat of her own, however, and it’s called Charmmy Kitty.”

“ Her full name is Kitty White and she is a Scorpio who adores apple pie.” “She’s a perpetual third-grader. She lives outside of London.” “She has a twin sister,”

I am shocked rn. I never Knew Hello Kitty went this deep

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

The official fansite confirms it.

http://hello-kitty.sanriotown.com

[carbonator]

Ernmmm nope

[ruinedchildhood]

[mouse-named-minerva]

Wtf is life?? 🤯🤯🤯

[etherealflowergoddess]

what the hell is going on???????

[automatic-caution-door]

[ladysnowofmpls]

ok this is really sweet

[waitwhatdidtheysay]

[captions]

Girl: “You glue them on.”

Dude 1: [very confused] “Why would you do that? I don’t glue mine on.”

Dude 2: [also confused] “Yeah, what the fuck?”

Girl: “Have you never heard of gluing them on?”

Dude 2: [incredulous] “No!”

Girl: “Watch this.” [she removes her eyelash]

Dude 1: [slightly panicked] “No, I- STOP.” 

Dude 2: [shocked gasp] [pause] [concerned] “Do you still have eyelashes?”

Girl: [laughs]

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

Yooo they killed this shit

[jinah]

once i had 2 let it rip so bad in class like i could not hold it in any longer . so i was like ok . it feels like a slient one . no1 will notice . so i did it n damn  .. man ive never smelt one so bad .. i couldnt believe it came from me . n u could trace the smell bc evey1 was looking back at me .. n the teacher was like ok . who farted . damn  why are u asking . u kno no is going 2 say shit just shut up n open the window  im abt 2 die .. n every1 turned backk 2 me n so much shit was going thro my mind then.. i was like the hell am i going 2 do . so i turn back 2 the kid sitting behind me n im like “clyde . thats so fucking nasty im abt 2 die. “ that was os evil of me .. damn i felt bad for clyde bc he was getting the worst of it . sitting behind me .. in the area of danger

[sofboys-deactivated20201222]

this was clyde

[william-snekspeare]

“Snake Expressions” by William Snekspeare

[william-snekspeare]

my favorite part about posting this is that a lot of people thought this was one consecutive comic like they thought that all of these snakes were speaking to each other and honestly it is so much funnier that way

[yadsuwo]

nnnnghccuUPCAAKES