i,m tired

[troutlawyer]

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

[memorycycle]

dmv: can i have you birth certificate

me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️

dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license

me: its so small and cute! 😳

dmv: just like you! ☺️

[luxury-loki]

Loki: *pulls out a knife behind his back*

Thor: hmmm watcha got there?

Loki, about to stab him:

[mrlovenstein]

[al-bionics-deactivated20191009]

My penis is simply too big for any of this bullshit

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

why is my grandma so crunchy

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

im gonna ask her about her crunch

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

[outofcontextdiscord]

[yugirimistwalker]

wingull becomes exponentially better when you remove the wings

[grossgiirl-deactivated20170723]

no beak

[squiddy-fresh-deactivated202109]

meow

[iguanamouth]

we can rebuild them……

[bonersniper]

This is how digimon works

[ultrakillblast]

THE LORD OF THE RINGS (1978)

[chlommunist]

gandalf got jukes

[coughloop]

[sumrsgirl]

Since I’m not seeing her name nearly enough on the press, let’s give the attention Katie Bouman deserves. Thanks to her, we are now possible to see the first ever image of a black hole, something that people talked 200 years ago for the first time. It’s no longer a myth. We are girls and we can be whatever we want to be. Einstein would be proud of you, Katie. Thank you!

Here you can see a huge stack of hard drives she used for Messier 87’s black hole image data.

[sugarcakeworld]

Please reblog

[strengthins0lidarity]

Living in a state with exactly one abortion provider, this is good information.

[wtnvtweets]

[laughoutloud-club]

Pls no.

[talkingoregon]

douglasfanson replied to your post: “was the general store guy’s line about west side story improv?”:

Yes it was, Joey Richter improvised that part differently each night to get the cast to laugh, and it worked.

thanks for the info!

[sidelinesofcode-deactivated2020]

[qlazzarusgooodbyehorses]

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

how did you guys make this image look even worse

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

[39friend-deactivated20200629]

[surreal]

[hochiminhts-deactivated20190916]

[hochiminhts-deactivated20190916]

Hey, you. You’re finally awake. Walked right into that imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

[bottommemes]

Here’s a thing that happened to one of my friends. I was there.

Basically we were walking down the sidewalk, talking about dick. God, I love dick. Then this bus screeches up, stops next to us, and a bunch of people with “down with bottoms” shirts climbed out and started beating him up. I was punched and kicked a bit too, but I managed to avoid brutalization by fending them off with the three dildos I keep in my ass. After figuring out what’s happening, I started attacking them back, getting them off of him. He was quite injured but I called 911 and he made a full recovery at the hospital thanks to a life-saving cum transfusion. I was fine, with only a cut on my arm that they patched up.