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[pwhl-mybeloved]

boston took ARD’s ‘they can’t win if they can’t score’ to heart with their protection list

[gravitcat]

a thing for mermay i guess

[000l]

[shrewreadings]

like to charge, reblog to cast.

[hilaryknightsoftheroundtable]

montreal victoire player abby roque, drinks from the walter cup [hand designed by Tiffany & Co] filled with beer (2026)

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💬 0  🔁 74  ❤️ 244 · Cinematic photo of Abby Roque drinking from the cup

[smellsliketorment]

for anyone missing the pwhl and want to rewatch anygame they want fully 👇

[xdragon-riderx]

from Alina Müller's Instagram story 5/24/26

[montrealvictoire]

i’m gonna guess that this happened while they were waiting for kori and caro to get back to the bus

[lesbian-stick-handling]

Valuable info from the Jocks in Jills post game live episode:

ARD has a pool and WILL be having a pool party for the team

Laura Stacey is afflicted with Sidney-Crosby-Disease, aka wearing a cup that has been falling apart for years and should be burned

Laura Stacey has extended the Sydney-Crosby-Disease to the realm of socks

Maggie Flaherty is an absolute cupcake (not new information but still important)

Someone had a "Laura Stacey is a faker" sign in the stands, which is hilarious because if Stacey was faking that injury last game she needs to give up hockey and become an actor immediately

Lina Ljungblom was hyping everyone up with a pre-game speech and meant to say "today is the day" but instead said "today is today" and the Victoire kept repeating this to each other all game

There is some sort of betting system I didn't understand on the team, but the loser has to hike to the top of Mount Royale and play an instrument that they have never played before for a whole song. Stacey says she is hoping it is a tuba.

People are apparently writing "ARD ARD ARD 🦭" on social media and Desbiens is thrilled about this (on account of the pool)

[rookontheice]

From Gabriel By Edward Hirsch

This is my public apology to @aerinfrankellove for making sad hockey poetry for the past year. I hope you enjoy this :)

[good-to-drive]

Shipping is fine but I like to imagine what would have happened if the beatles were forced to choose one member to be sacrificed before the sun rises but all four must agree or all four will be killed

[good-to-drive]

My two cents:

John and Paul would both devolve very quickly into “we’re the greatest artists of all time, our lives will be more successful and more important than yours anyway, it should be one of you two.” They would feel fucking horrible about it, but they don't want to die, and they don't want to see each other die. They would present a united front as long as there was never any realistic possibility of sacrificing one or the other of them – if George and Ringo had the sense to team up on one of them then things might be different, but they don't, so it isn't.

Ringo is the first one who would actually vote for himself. He'll even vote for himself when it doesn't make sense – Paul and John will pretty quickly team up on George just on instinct, and Ringo could probably push George over the edge if he really tried, but he's quickly resorted to pretending this isn't happening. Just keep voting Ringo. This will be over soon. Everything will be over soon. He’s quite sure that all of them will be sacrificed, so going to the quiet place inside of himself makes the most sense. Soon the waves will close over his head and he'll be warm below the storm. Happy and safe. Happy and safe. The others, too.

At one point, in a moment of either bravery or weakness, John would offer to sacrifice himself. But Ringo would vote Ringo and it would devolve into chaos. George, out of sheer contrariness, votes for Billy Shears. The argument continues.

The closest they'd come to escape is John and Paul finally, painfully, deciding to vote for Ringo. But George refuses. Partly because he feels very deeply that this is unfair, and partly because if the four of them can't agree then John and Paul both die, and he's so fucking angry at this point that he's perfectly willing to be sacrificed if it means that for once John and Paul won't get what they want at everyone else's expense.

Of course, the twist is that only the people who voted for themselves get to live, but frankly John and Ringo wouldn't take it very well. George was so sick of subservience that he chose to value his life even if that meant choosing to end it, while Paul's clever determination to game the situation and come out on top ultimately killed him. Neither John nor Ringo would ever entirely come to terms with any of this. They'd spend the rest of their lives wishing they hadn't been willing to die, since they'd rather that they'd have died.

[nighttimesnowfall]

Another lethal Cath photo! Everyone say thank you pwhl photographers

[hearteyesilya]

another wife line goal to break pou out of jail!

|| montreal victoire vs ottawa charge || may 20th, 2026 ||

[suckerpuck]

ohmygoddddddd

[cagedandpacing]

Can't fool me, that's Jeanne d'Arc.

[badassdemonsword]

Heated rivalry shouldve been about 2 ugly old guys that play mahjong then maybe id consider watching it

[krownest]

i don't remember them playing mahjong but they do other old man things like going to the wet market together and drinking soup and taking walks. anyway go watch suk suk / twilight's kiss

[krownest]

"ok but where's the old chinese lesbians" go watch all shall be well. it's by the same director and the old chinese lesbians are also at the market

[smallpileofrocks]

Tumblr updated the mobile keyboard when commenting on posts (at least for apple) and it SUCKS. Like i cannot find parentheses, just brackets and curly braces. Ntm how my right thumb, which usually handles hitting space, keeps hitting the fucking @ sign

[hearteyesilya]

🥰 cath you beautiful beautiful woman 🥰