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independent & selective clark kent of smallville as saved by jo — info

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anonymous «  *picks up the city of Kandor and shakes it around* earthquake >:)

               *sweats in kryptonian* that’s a little delicate — !

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smallvxlle replied: clark, getting that text with 20 memes in rapid succession: these look really good, buddy :-D

clark, i was thinking, do you think the earth hates flat earthers ?

hey, i’m outside your window with warm milk with honey and lavender in it. open up :-) you need sleep.

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"I hope you know what you're doing, Clark."

               “CONTRARY TO POPULAR belief,” grunted Clark, his cape whipping in the wind and snapping him in the back of his leg as he did so, “I very rarely actually do.” 

Maybe he should have put more thought into going up against a planet-swallowing goliath, but with Diana by his side, he always felt a little more UNBREAKABLE than normal. 

Grappling with the giant’s colossal hands, he glanced at Diana and gave a sunny, reckless grin. “Maybe try taking his feet out from under him? What do you think?” 

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"How've you been, big guy? We've missed you for a while."

               “I’VE BEEN A LITTLE busy in the real world,” The MAN OF STEEL explained with an amicable smile. In truth, Superman had been oscillating between being OFF-PLANET and working hard to crack a new story with Lois ( sharing the byline with her would never grow old ) and... it was true. He hadn’t been around in quite some time. 

“But I haven’t grown any less fond. Of any of you,” he assured. “I’ve been well! You?” 

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“I wanted these vows to be perfect, but perfection’s a hard thing to get your hands on. But life is meant to be a little messy. And when it comes to love, I think it’s like my dad always said about the army… You only sign up if it’s the only thing you could ever imagine doing. And, Clark, I cannot imagine spending a moment of my life without you. So, I promise that I will always have your back, as you will always have mine.”

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GLASSES ! It’s Kon’s birthday over on @kryptonfresh and Clark has been equal parts super excited and super emo the whole day

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               GLASSES. || I have a handful of questions in my inbox despite my inactivity. First of all, THANK YOU! And second of all, Clark is somewhat awake right now and I’ll try to reply to some of them. But also, it’s one of my other muses’ birthday today and so obviously he’s far more awake! But I pinky promise I’ll be around more. 

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Today is technically Clark’s birthday!🎉 Miss you Jo❤️ hope you’re doing well

               GLASSES. || I missed Clark’s birthday. It’s okay; he’s a Leap Day baby so actually, you’re just three years early! I’m doing very well, thank you! And Clark is doing really, really well, too. He’s just one of those quieter muses on my head who’s super considerate and just lets other muses be louder. But I miss writing on him and I want to do more! 

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               “NO THANKS I just ate.”

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PSSPSPSPSPS!!!!!!!!!!!

               “SWEETHEART, WHY DOES it sound like you sprang a leak?”

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pspspsps.

               “WHY ARE WE whispering?”

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GLASSES ! Since my Clark is mostly Smallville canon, he was born in 1989, which makes him firmly a MILLENNIAL, and yet, he loves purposefully getting pop culture and technology wrong just to make @kryptonfresh and @inalienablerights and @fightwing‘s hearts hurt

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IT’S A BIRD —

                                  IT’S A PLANE —

                                                                         IT’S… THE REMIX!*

*( r.i.p. superman )

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kryptonfresh​.    

 clark’s doing that thing again where he tries to pacify a problem by pretending both sides are evened out, but kon knows better. being selfless comes with sacrifice but being the best we can be is also a personal responsibility. just because he’s in a disguise doesn’t mean it’s okay for people to treat him like, like…

“telling yourself you’re okay with something that sucks, doesn’t mean it doesn’t suck!”

                “YOU’RE RIGHT,” CLARK replied. “You’re completely right. But I’m making choices here about how I want people to see me. When I was younger, before Superman was even a name, I was just me all the time, and there were people who were suspicious. When people don’t think of me at all, or think less of me, it makes my job easier, and keeps people around me safer. So I WANT people to do that.” He shrugged, trying to get Kon to smile, just a little, with his own winning smile. “It does suck, but it’d suck more if people found out who I was by looking too closely.” 

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kryptonfresh​.     

“even people who are doing their job shouldn’t be treated like, i dunno, i’d say cattle but they all get treated pretty nicely on the farm.” and it’s not like kon has a vendetta against perry, the man is pretty chummy with him when he’s superboy, but… 

god, too many people at the daily planet are rude.

“if clark kent is too scared to stand up for himself, i don’t see why it’s such a big deal for someone else to do it.” kon says, with an irritated shrug. being stuck here pretending to be a civilian doesn’t help his mood.

“isn’t that superman’s message? there’s a freakin’ superman picture on the wall here!”

               “SUPERMAN IS SUPPOSED to be about truth and justice,” Clark replied, looking at the photograph on the wall. Jimmy had taken a beautiful shot .—there was no question about it — but he’d never rid himself fully of how weird it was to see himself on the wall at work. “But I’m not being treated unjustly, because I’m okay with Perry thinking less of me. It helps me keep my job.” He put a hand on Kon’s shoulder and gave him a gentle, reassuring squeeze. “I love you. I love that you want to stand up for me.” 

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kryptonfresh​.      

“it wasn’t my fault! but next time make it ten.”

               IN THE PRIVACY of his office, Clark slid his glasses off for a moment and tiredly rubbed at his eyes. “Kon,” he said. “I love you so much for wanting to defend me, but you can’t do this every time you see Perry. The fact that he doesn’t like me means that I’m pretty much doing my job, okay?” 

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( @kryptonfresh​ ) « i had to

               “I LEFT YOU alone for five minutes.”