Smart Ass Commentary on Pornish Things

Things that a 40-something sexy, horny, lady might find interesting

[trashythingsgohere]

Here for a good time

[smartassporn]

I don’t think I could add anything to make it any funnier......

[trashythingsgohere]

[smartassporn]

Remind me to look for this set at Macy’s......

[smartassporn]

Hurry up Padre..... His blood pressure is dropping......

[peskyperv]

[smartassporn]

Why don’t you hop in.... and let me work your emergency brake......

[peggedstrapper2]

[smartassporn]

Just think of it as getting pegged by a smurf.......

[trashythingsgohere]

There’s a lot going on here

[smartassporn]

I had no idea raccoons were illegal......

[trashythingsgohere]

A beautiful wedding pic

[smartassporn]

The first of many firsts.... together.....

[cream-of-crap]

[trashythingsgohere]

Give them a hand.

[smartassporn]

Obviously.... BFFs.......

[j4ckme]

[trashythingsgohere]

On my Facebook feed

[nonpractical]

[smartassporn]

Oh... sorry.... Didn’t mean to interrupt your romantic moment.....

[xxziggystardust]

[smartassporn]

You know... .this is kinda like the WonderBra..... At some point you gotta take it off and fess up.....

[trashythingsgohere]

[smartassporn]

I was fortunate enough to grow up with a Mom.... so I just can’t imaging having that conversation with my Dad at 14..... Dad.... My coochie smells......

[trashythingsgohere]

trashy, but good.

[smartassporn]

I kinda like that......

[marriedandtattooed]

[smartassporn]

A couple of what?.......

[smartassporn]

Before last call..... and after last call......