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• he/she/they • - posting all my thoughts in no particular order -

[smartbullets]

I am so grateful for therapy because now I can interact with other people and feel like a human while doing it. One problem though, I spent my whole childhood feeling like an alien on planet earth and now I have a shit ton of catching up to do with social skills

[tf2-daily-doctor]

Day #321 he can cure your hepatitis c in only 3 weeks

[smartbullets]

Dear fanfic authors who describe the taste of blood as 'coppery': there is a metal that is very common in blood and it is not copper. A better word that is more accurate would be 'irony' or 'metallic'. Thank you and have a good night. Sincerely the unemployed nitpicker

[smartbullets]

I dreamed about a cake that was shaped like this. Is this possible to make

[mihhnt]

[smartbullets]

Rouge the bat has always been black you can not change my mind

[smartbullets]

Yallz I am trying to figure out if I am trans masc or if I am just a tomboy for life (and there is a distinction) and figuring this out might be harder than beating the roaring knight

[smartbullets]

I really want that one image of will arnet in a dress but I’m too embarrassed to look it up. Life be tough sometimes ✌️😔

[smartbullets]

What if “jerma” is plural and the correct singular is “jermus”

[smartbullets]

Idk why but I’m becoming like a weeb but for Poland instead of Japan. I’m learning the language and I have the urge to make żurek and kompot. I think my Polish ancestors are giving me signals from beyond death guys help

[smartbullets]

Brother why am I getting ads for the krusty crab I dont evem live in the ocean bro 😭

[smartbullets]

These are my gender goals dead serious

[smartbullets]

The phrase “lickety split” is so confusing. None of those words have anything to do with speed it’s just bullshit

[smartbullets]

The face of mischievous evil

[smartbullets]

Guys I discovered you can make your urethra swallow! Try it!

[smartbullets]

I feel like I don’t exist. I feel like I’m outside my body, controlling it from far away. Like Avatar. I think I might be an alien in a human mechsuit. Because sometimes I look in the mirror and my first thought is “who is that”. And often it’s like I am seeing this life through VR goggles. As if there were something more real than this.

[smartbullets]

[smartbullets]

Hey autistic fellows. Just to be clear, we all remember getting held by your shoulders and dragged out of a classroom by two people in orange suits and being thrown into a small room with harsh lighting and brick walls like you were some sort of dangerous creature? Right? I was a 10 year old why the fuck did they do that