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im over it

[smashingtater]

we need a cultural reset on speed limits. 2 under should be perfectly acceptable but I'm filled with rage

[stuckinapril]

when you’re on your period you’re like am I just on my period or am I feeling all the loneliness and pain I’ve been feeling since i turned 12

[kosmogrl]

[sweettoothedtrickster13]

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Museum of failure or gallery of trying?

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[disc80s]

[leolaroot]

travelled back in time to show a Gregorian monk a playboy magazine but he sees a shaved pussy and gets really scared and starts crying and says "why cut down what god willed to grow?"

[seaoafthoughts-deactivated20260]

[waifu-police]

Dropping a brick on the post below

hee hee

[cobalt-sable]

[3000s]

all food is "guilt free" to me because i love foods and treats and snacks and drinks forever and ever amen

[badassdemonsword]

stacys dad is really kind of sad

[omgeddon-deactivated20260424]

stacys bro has crazy suck game tho

[beardedmrbean]

Just dudes bein bros

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[evilwizard]

a group of mystery-solving teens break into my wizard tower and—after a series of whimsical and spooky hijinks—manage to tie me up and say “alright gang, time to see who’s really behind this ugly ‘evil wizard’ mask,” and then they pull on my face and i go “ow…”

[krongus]

Would you like Krongus to remove the teens from the premises

[evilwizard]

jeepers. just throw em in the pit

[krongus]

Which pit?

The tower possesses 3 pits

[evilwizard]

the—the death pit, obviously

[krongus]

Krongus is unsure of the morality of condemning the teenagers to the death pit

[evilwizard]

would you do it for a krongy snack

[screenshotsofdespair]

[drtrinitysantos]

when you solve that one sudoku cell that busts the whole puzzle wide open

[realkorvus]

Wow, you can really see the age of this websites users increasing with posts like these.

[terezis]

🎵 what does it mean… what does it mean 🎵

[ID: Tweet from Aabria Iyengar that reads “But what if, this time, I took it all away?” The #ZoneofAdventure is coming… I hope you’re ready, Tres Horny Boys (+ Griffin!)” /ID]

[omgcheckplease]

“Hi, Uh. I’m Jack, the captain of the hockey team. And…*sigh* And I’m sorry we threw a small pie at you.”

[laurasbailey]

it’s been years and i’m still thinking about how tatiana maslany did that with orphan black