hello! this blog is inspired by @smash-or-pass-objects / @smashorpassobjects2 in that it is a smash or pass poll blog for something inanimate, but in this case specifically songs/music! :}
you are allowed to interpret the assignment however you want, whether that is "i am actually sexually attracted to music" (awesome!) or "would i fuck this song if it was a person" (also cool!) though i would like to request to please ignore whether you are attracted to the singer in songs with vocals, focus on the content (melody, lyrics, whatever else may appeal to you) of the song itself!
this is also not a "do you like this song" poll blog, btw. there are other blogs for that! this is literally a "would you fuck this song" poll blog
note that mod likes vocal synth music and listens almost exclusively to vocal synth music so most filler posts will be that! dont like it? submit a song you do like! (note: posts tagged "not submission" are added by me! so if you want an idea of what i listen to, or hate my music taste and want to block the tag, there you go)
faq: q. how do i submit a post? a. currently through the askbox! i will post polls anonymously but you are free to claim them in the notes. please dont put more than one song per ask, and try not to spam!
q. what kinds of songs are or arent allowed? a. i will exclude songs by people who i dont want to platform on this blog, songs with hateful or offensive messages, or songs sung by minors (i do not count vocal synthesizers as 'minors' in and of themselves because in this context they are machines and most have adult voice providers, but i may exclude songs that are about childhood or involve very young characters) i also wont include taylor swift songs because i feel like they are patently unfuckable.
q. who can interact? a. this is a smash or pass blog so i would prefer if anyone under the age of 18 not interact! other than that, if you seem like a shitty person or antagonize people in the notes ill block you.
q. you posted a song by a bad person/sung by a minor! a. i dont background check every song submitted to this blog. politely inform me and i will take the post down.
q. you posted a song i made, can you please take it down? a. sure! just send an ask about it.
q. are you, the mod, sexually attracted to music? a. hell if i know, maybe? i just figured this was a blog niche that needed filling. i know im not a complete poser though on account of my dearly beloved main weapon in splatoon 3
whether i tag genre depends on whether i can identify the genre of the song. which... i am very, very bad at! sorry! >_< i have a "help me identify" tag for songs i cant find on rym, and if i tag a song with a broad tag but you think it could qualify as a more specific genre, let me know and i will add the tag!