Believe you can and your halfway there

"Do you suppose she's a wildflower?"

[rocktheholygrail]

[smashsimpson]

Maxi feeling down when learning new magic from Ruth and fighting with Riftan.

Maxi: I can’t seem to do anything right now…

Ruth: Mmmhmm. I never thought I’d have to say this. But there is only space in this castle for one unstable mage, and I have held that title for a long time. So YOU are going to have to 👏🏼get 👏🏼it👏🏼together!

Maxi: 😾

[smashsimpson]

Ruth leaving Maxi a list of things to do while he is away from Anatol.

Maxi: You can trust me Ruth.

Ruth: Can I? Because the last time I left you in charge of something…

Maxi: Okay, if this is about those stupid tamagotchis? You left me with six of them Ruth! Taking care of that many is like a full time job!

Ruth: I left you with six adult tamagotchis in perfect health. And by the time I got home they were all dead. You have to like actively murder them in order for that to happen.

[sleepchokin]

once I tried to explain "little meow meow" to a friend and latter he's like "what was that thing you said? little boo boo kitty fuck"?

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[crushingonurmom]

THIS POTATO BETTER BE WORKIN

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

sorry I forgot i'm alive Can you please repeat the question.

[daemonsdarksister]

I would have ran away with him.

[smashsimpson]

SAME😭

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

also wear lingerie. next question

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[no-known-cure-deactivated202509]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[mihai-florescu]

"Are you more of a family or career oriented person?" Babygirl im a bed oriented person. Snork mimimi

[dyrkwyst]

autumn hike

[funnytwittertweets]

[buckaroospapaya]

The ghoul boys are back!

[fake-daily-watcher-tweets]

are you even best friends if people don’t think you’re gay? anyway you can read this one as besties being funny or as a shyan fake tweet 👀

disclaimer: as always I want to mention that these are not real. they are made by me to be a joke. in no way do these actively reflect on the real ryan bergara, shane madej, or steven lim or anyone else that they come in contact with. this is a joke page and these are NOT real. they are supposed to be funny!

[lexicals]

PLEASE LOOK AT THIS PIC IT’S VERY IMPORTANT

[viostormcaller]

astronaut…………

[teatops]

how does it feel to be the most galaxy brain person alive