Solaris

"Because who else do you put first?"

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2026 drivers’ tier

My one, my only: Max Emilian Verstappen

The Hercules–Corona Borealis Great Wall

Those who have always respected Max and have never talked sh*t about him to fit their agendas

Max’s grid father: Fernando Alonso

Max’s grid kids, baby ducklings: Gabriel Bortoleto and Oliver Bearman

Nico Hulkenberg and Alexander Albon

End of list

Max’s husband rival: Charles Leclerc

The Sloan Great Wall

In limbo: potential grid kids Arvid Lindblad and Liam Lawson, on very thin ice (Austria!!!) grid kid Kimi Antonelli

The Great Wall of China

Rest of the grid in order of cheering for you to have a good race, you’re ok to I couldn’t care less about you and if you suddenly disappeared from the grid I wouldn’t even notice: Esteban, Pierre, Carlos, Checo, Valtteri and George, Lance, Franco and Lando, Lewis, Piastri, Hadjar

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I hate being right

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Keep in mind McLaren only start participating in FP3 and Merc in Q3…🙃

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How long will it take for RBR to mess up Max’s car/setup 🤔 in order to help their pyrite pigeon for #appearances the “need to rely less on Max” excuse

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They were so eager to play they started 10 minutes earlier 😆

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Max on the verstappensimracing stream + lestappen lego

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Max stream, happy birthday to me 😁

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Funny thing, personal info but whatever, it’s the 3rd, wait no, actually the 4th, partially 5th, but that one still streams sometimes, time I start following and regularly watching a streamer fast forward 2-3 years they quit streaming 😆

But it’s a 1st official retirement, first time I get to say oh, no, my fav streamer is retiring, who am I gonna watch now

I’m like the Ferrari of twitch

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Canada GP 2026 podium: Kimi Antonelli is a mama’s boy confirmed 😌 attaching himself to Max the entire time 🤭

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The commentators from my country are the most ridiculous ever, they’re rivalling Sky 😆 they’re overhyping Kimi (they kind of did the same to Lando last year) as if Mercedes wasn’t miles ahead of all others 🤣

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Max missed yapping in the cool-down room so much he’s talking Lewis’ ears off like they’re long lost friends reunited after war 😂 Even funnier is Lewis, awkward af, but still very eager, did you miss each other 🤭

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And that’s P3 for Max, first podium of the season 🥳

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Safe race, everyone 🙏

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Hoping for a P6 if it rains, but with RBR pretty much handicapping Max with the setup, bar something happening to the top 3, it looks like it might just be P7

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Max, for the love of the racing gods, especially if rain is predicted for the race, change that effin disastrous setup and start from the pitlane, please

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Not Max admitting at this point RBR are purposely putting him on the wrong setup…

edit: once again, Max tells them it’s wrong, but RBR go against him only to be proven, for the nth time, that Max is right. I know I criticise RBR a lot, but they genuinely are not this incompetent, so something else must be going on and the only thing I can think of is Max leaving the team

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Merc, McLaren, Ferrari, poor Sharl though, his car must have had an issue or damage from earlier, and RBR, of course that idiot team reverted to the car before Miami to make their pyrite pigeon look good, no surprises.