sentence meme [pushing daisies]
“That wasn’t the truth bus, that was the bitchy cross town express.”
“I’ve lost my train of thought.”
“Dead people don’t talk. Usually.”
“Don’t make me cut a bitch.”
“Go clean yourself up, you look like crap.”
“I’m gonna get fat, aren’t I?”
“I have to hate you a little while, just a little while.”
“That would’ve been weird, if not actively traumatic.”
“I’ve got a finger faster than a speeding bullet.”
“Where did I put that rat’s ass I could give?”
“Just wanted to try it on before I gave it back.”
“I really wanna kiss you now.”
“You could do with loosening up a bit.”
“I feel excitement is so much better than a lot of things.”
“Well, that’s just downright craptastic.”
“You hide booze in your Bible?”
“Jackass is as good a word as any.”
“I used to think masturbation meant chewing your food.”
“If I could breathe, I would vomit.”
“Would you like a piece of pie?”
“I think it’s brave to try to be happy.”
“Ooh I just got all tingly, and not just in the nether regions.”
“If you were Clark Kent, what would you do right now?”
“How can you start again with someone who only knows who you were before?”
“I just want you to be happy.”
“I’m not gonna pretend to be something I’m not. (It’s stressful.)”
“What do you need to be happy?”
“I’m not a fan of the hug.”
“I think you should probably just go.”