MAGNUS RUSHES IN.

excellent. nice to meet you all. this is the LAST TIME i'll say please. ind & private magnus burnsides penned by mandy

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truth be told y’all i love every single one of you but like i literally cannot run a blog to save my life anymore 

so mango is going back on my multi

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hi yes my name is mandy and i will gladly lay down my entire life for magn.us bu.rnsides and lu.p taa.co thank you 

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some chill boys to celebrate the good weather

sentence meme [pushing daisies]

“Are you stuck?”

“That wasn’t the truth bus, that was the bitchy cross town express.”

“I’m Superman.”

“I’ve lost my train of thought.”

“Dead people don’t talk. Usually.”

“Don’t make me cut a bitch.”

“Go clean yourself up, you look like crap.”

“I brought you a pie.”

“I don’t do loose.”

“Why love something?”

“I’m gonna get fat, aren’t I?”

“I have to hate you a little while, just a little while.”

“That would’ve been weird, if not actively traumatic.”

“I’ve got a finger faster than a speeding bullet.”

“Where did I put that rat’s ass I could give?”

“Just wanted to try it on before I gave it back.”

“I really wanna kiss you now.”

“You could do with loosening up a bit.”

“I feel excitement is so much better than a lot of things.”

“Well, that’s just downright craptastic.”

“You hide booze in your Bible?”

“Jackass is as good a word as any.”

“You can’t just leave.”

“I used to think masturbation meant chewing your food.”

“If I could breathe, I would vomit.”

“Would you like a piece of pie?”

“I think it’s brave to try to be happy.”

“Oh, hell no!”

“Ooh I just got all tingly, and not just in the nether regions.”

“If you were Clark Kent, what would you do right now?”

“How can you start again with someone who only knows who you were before?”

“I just want you to be happy.”

“But do you hate me?”

“Is it vodka?”

“Please take that away.”

“I’m not gonna pretend to be something I’m not. (It’s stressful.)”

“I was being selfish.”

“What do you need to be happy?”

“I’m not a fan of the hug.”

“I think you should probably just go.”

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                           🗡️ — OH SHIT, SWEET FLIPS. ⚡ 

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a little burnsides’ wedding comic ft. my favorite hamilton song (recommended listening)

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Visit Original Link

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from before we can even remember

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i did it

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The Adventure Zone Sentence Starters

“Abra-ka-fuck you!”

“A lot of people think my big ideas are small dumb bad ideas. “

“Elvish is not dorky, Dad!”

“Hey, how long do you get to stay a fucking T-Rex, because I’m worried that some balance issues might pop up.”

“Hey thug what’s your name I’m about to tentacle your dick!”

“I don’t want you to have an infinite bag of boys.”

“If you’ll just look at this Extreme Teen Bible… “

“I’ll be having my body back, you undead fuck.” 

“I love this narrative thread of you trying to befriend everything that tries to kill you.”

“I’m giving up the guilt I feel at the shitty thing I did.“

”[Name], what makes a good hero?“

“Normally, a much better equipped woman has to come in and save us.”

“Say no to bad dick!”

‘Swear to God, the first thing I do when I get outside is that I rat you out.”

“Statistically speaking we were probably gonna kill him anyway”

“There are certainly folks along the way that we’ve unhelped.”

“Um… it’s me. Hi, I’m [Name?] You know, from TV?”

“Well as I always say to the wife before I hop into bed, make room for Greg!”

“Yeah, I’ve watched TV before. I know how these things go.”

“You know, it doesn’t always have to be ‘goof goof dildo’. I’m travelling around with the boner squad and I never get a chance to say what I’m feeling. I have emotions!“ 

“You pop the most righteous boner.”

"You’re going to be… amazing.”

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This chair smells like grandmas

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@smckebombs

⇉ “HOLY SHIT. carey, c’mere really quick! you gotta come check this out.” 

[lesbianvoidfish]

sum casual maggies while i iron him out

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philosophicdream:

@raiilsplitter liked for a starter! | accepting

“ —and if you want to ask where the bathroom is— well, okay, so, TECHNICALLY, they don’t have ‘ a bathroom ’ the way we have a bathroom, but, like, if you want to ask where it’s POLITE to go to the bathroom, it’s kind of like— ” lup seemingly stops speaking as she makes a strange, guttural noise with her throat, her mouth forming inhumanoid shapes and syllables as she speaks in the language of the native folks of this material plane. “ and that’s, like, the most important thing, right? what ELSE do you need to know how to say? ”

⇉ and    well there’s an attempt. no one could say magnus wasn’t at least a person who tried. though, it comes across more of a growl visiting a couple different pitches versus than anything remotely close to the sounds lup produced. how the fuck did the three of them catch onto this with such ease? “YEAH, no. most important thing finding out where i can go pee, totally.” 

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also lup & taako 100% are the ones who taught magnus how to speak elvish bye

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i’m so sorry i went mia between weird work hours and general meh sort of feelings but!!! that new episode!!! i am so feeling that!!!