Local Falling Hazard

Autistc Pagan with far too much time on his hands

[smeemp]

New Intro Again

Hello... You can call me Smeempy, Captor, whatever you want really.

Im a reblogger and reblog whatever I enjoy or find interesting; feel free to DM me but know it might take a while for me to respond since I'm not super online most of the week.

I'm a highschool drop out, in my state I can't legally pass highschool due to how the class requirements conflict with my physical illnesses, so I'm working on my GED. I start college this spring, but I already have 16 credits; I plan to get a PHD in entomology.

I don't tag for my Illness, bugs, gore, etc. Curate your own experience on my blog, it's not my problem.

Don't pester me on things i've reblogged in the past; this blog is now apolitical I hate all of you.

[smeemp]

[pukicho]

I sowed some holes in my clothes today, hashtag house wife

[pukicho]

Who am I kidding. I am a 28 year old single man. I'm no housewife..

[tamapalace]

a summer to remember 🚽☀️

[retinaofthemindseye]

[gnawing-suspicion]

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign(s)

[marbeeowl]

Few sketches

[spectrometrie]

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

[spectrometrie]

i didn't need no imaginary friends i had Screaming Joe right here !

[omgeddon-deactivated20260424]

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASES ADDED!

"i didn't need no imaginary friends i had Screaming Joe right here !"

"I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them"

CHARACTER ADDED!

Screaming Joe

[the-haiku-bot]

“I love this website

I love it when people tell

us what’s wrong with them”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[i-am-a-fish]

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

[ledogeishere]

does singing in the shower count as art

[i-am-a-fish]

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

[the-quietestmela]

does writing fanfiction count as art

[i-am-a-fish]

don't make me say the mummy thing again

[woman-becomer]

thanks to compilation efforts, three posts regarding the gneep gnorp population are able to be read together in a single post, and they are now the most documented species out of all creatures on earth

[qcharlie]

i wish we were able to talk about women's rights without someone mentioning how much they do or don't want to have sex with them. i don't care if you're a lesbian Stop finding worth in women purely from their perceived attractiveness

[qcharlie]

i wish we were able to talk about women's rights without someone mentioning how much they do or don't want to have sex with them. i don't care if you're a lesbian Stop finding worth in women purely from their perceived attractiveness

[qcharlie]

i wish we were able to talk about women's rights without someone mentioning how much they do or don't want to have sex with them. i don't care if you're a lesbian Stop finding worth in women purely from their perceived attractiveness

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[autisticsupervillain]

It's Fictional Throwdown Friday!

This Week's Fighters....

Sans vs Alucard!

Conditions:

Pre-Schrodinger Alucard.

Scenario:

The Hellsing Organization dispatches Alucard to kill Sans after he assassinated the Queen of England.

Who wins?

Sans

Alucard

Remaining time: 3 days 11 hours

[loadinghellsing]

[gomarcave]

😼😼

[samgotnobrain]

That one scene where they visited the queen: