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guys when did rj Celebrini become a fucking celebrity diva he’s in all the fics

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So this does actually affect me in unspeakable ways

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fic where bratlin Celebrini sasses Will about taking too long on his appearance and Will just takes it until that night when he makes Mack read thirst tweets about Will while he gets railed

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great new fic idea: Sidney Crosby has a Pussy send post

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trying to write hate sex for Willmack is so hard. Like why would golden lover boy Will smith hockey ever be mad at his baby UGH it’s too much

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the parallels between sidgeno and Willmack are too much??? Wym a hockey Jesus falls in love with someone who the media thinks less of

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guys I hate to say it but I think the face Will makes when he busts looks dumb. Slack jaw blonde smh Fight me

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and on the other hand I would like to imagine that Mack looks sort of pained and scrunches his face up

and they both make fun of each other abt it

will: geez, macky, you're busting a nut, not getting stabbed in the side

Mack: at least I'm not having my last brain cell stolen >:(

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guys I hate to say it but I think the face Will makes when he busts looks dumb. Slack jaw blonde smh Fight me

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I forget people are allowed to like the hockey players I don’t like and freak out when I see posts abt them on my feed girl calm down

(This post does not apply to the tk*chuk brothers. If you like them pls block me)

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fic where Lemieux promises Sid to Geno when he comes over from Russia. And G is so horny for him that he’s pretty much humping Sid on the ice, but Sid doesn’t mind bc it’s ’for Hockey’ and everyone else is bamboozled

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guys wtf you mean Sidney Crosby is still dating. am I dumb. I genuinely thought this man was dating hockey and Geno and that was it.

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I want more fics in which Lemieux brings Malkin over for Crosby in an owner sort of way. Give me recs pls I’m begging

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who wants to further my agenda that flower looks like the child of flynn and rapunzel

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In Willmack who’s tweedledee and who’s tweedledumb

or is it tweedledumb and tweedledumber??

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how does will smith hockey actually make his voice rumble at Mack I’m genuinely curious

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guys be honest did you laugh aloud when you saw the will smith hockey Vespa photo bc I did

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do you guys see the vision or do I just like looking at Evgeni Malkin