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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@smhgaia
"Probably wouldn’t be the worst thing but I’m pretty sure it wouldn’t be my biggest achievement. Besides, you’re the one who definitely loves me.”
Look at me, it would be your biggest achievement. Only beatable by the day you marry me. You sure about that? Do I love you or do I love making you uncomfortable with relationship talk?
"Not secretly, nor officially. You’ll have to try harder than that."
You talk like dating me would be the worst thing that could happen to you, when in reality it could easily be the biggest achievement of your life.
"Keep dreaming, blondie.”
Oh so not secretly? Aw, honey.
Wait — why are we dancing?
'Cause it's fun.
"Hm, nah. Oh, I am looking at you. It’s hard not to do it when you’re doing… that. Aren’t you just a little bit over confident today?”
You're so rude to me which only means you're secretly in love with me.
"I would join you, but cool kids don’t dance.”
Hm. Yes they do. Look at me. Coolest person on earth, breaking it down.
Wow. I’m glad you, uh — have the self confidence to do that I s’pose.
People need self-confidence to dance? Like, what people are going to do if you dance badly? Kill you? Make fun of you? Big deal.
That whole dance like nobody is watching shit is bullshit. I dance like everyone's watching me, like a true superstar.
"I already said I don’t have any STD. You’re the one who’s making a big deal outta it."
I'm not making a big deal out of it. Every day, my to-do list says 'Dante', today I'm lucky enough to have it happen, so I want to make sure we're good to go.
I know I am, but I’m saving myself for someone right now.
Holy shit. I'm impressed by the person who's making you want to commit to something. You go, Connor.
"You’re just making me uncomfortable, haha…"
Tough crowd, Fine--I'll stop.
"Nope. Any thoughts of getting a boner are completely gone. You know how we’re in New York? Those thoughts are lingering somewhere over Russia."
What? That's so blowjob. Blowjobs. Blowjobs. Blowjobs. Blowjobs.Blowjobs. Tits, ass, blowjobs, sex. Shower sex. Sex. Sex.Sex.
"Wait to ruin the moment. Also, it was one time. It only takes one time. Do you want the whole sex talk or no?"
No, no, no. The moment can be easily brought back. All you have to do is say you do want to fuck, and we're set.
I —— no. See, my problem is that I want to be rebellious but I don’t want to get into trouble. So, uh — no.
Then jut wear a leather jacket and pretend you don't care about anything. Also, something rebellious? Making out with girls. So badass.
"I will always have fertile sperm. It’s the woman’s fault if she can’t get knocked up. Anyway, condoms. I’ve got a drawer full of them. That I haven’t used. Obviously. And yes, she’s a cute baby."
Sperm can be easily damaged by eating habits and age, so no, you will not always have a fertile sperm, but nice try. A drawer full of them? Does that mean you are desperate or just cautious? Which is ironic because you have a baby.
I always sound pretentious Gaia. Lucky for you, you know I’m not.
I'm not so sure about that.
