starry night

you can have the recipe but you can't cook it like dis

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@ayeana: let me just keep my mouth shut

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Text ➡️ loml 😘💏❤️

Ethan: happy easter beautiful

Ethan: I have to host one for my second job, so you can come to that if you want?

Ana: woah where do you work now?

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Text ➡️ bae

Ollie: did u just call me a bitch tf

Ollie: but that takes effort :-(

Ana: :*

Ana: the effort is worth it when you get at least ten dollars and a bunch of candy

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Text ➡️ Brother 👫✊❤️

Blake: don't rob the children of their childhood happiness

Ana: embrace your youth while you have it young one

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Text ➡️ Hottie 😍

Caleb: ana go to church

Ana: I dID OK

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Text ➡️ open

Ana: happy easter bitch

Ana: now let's go find a family doing an Easter egg hunt so I can get candy and money

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Too bad you're not going to get anything.

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Babe, I love you, really. You’re like beautiful and fuckin’ hot and shit but you’re mean. Just face the facts. Just smile a lil’ and stop being all grumpy gills and you’ll be set!

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I'm not mean though! Your jokes are just terribly corny.

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I’ve handled it before, love.

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Dude, just stop the fuckin’ mean girl shit for a second and laugh. Seriously, it’s like I can see the wrinkles forming form the strict bitch face. Lighten up!

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Mean? I'm not mean!

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Hm, dunno. You should try.

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Are you sure you can handle all of this?

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Okay, okay. I got a better one! There’s three cats, alright? They’re doing a race. There’s an American cat named “one two three”, a German cat named “ein zwei drei” and a French cat named “un deuz trois”. Alright so like — they have to run across this lake, yeah? Well the American cat comes in first and the German cat manages to come in second, kay? Well, the French cat is absolutely no where to be found. Why? Because un deux trois quatre cinq!

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I'll just say it once again, just stop.

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Didn't think you actually would. That's much better than before, but I'm pretty sure out of the both of us, I win at dancing.

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Aw, now that’s no fair. 

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That's so fair. Now, c'mon pretty boy, dance for me.

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Okay, so tell me then: how do you feel about your dad being back in town?

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...He's back in town?