higher than the sun

{ matthew williams. } when in doubt just think about the ending. wipe your eyes and strip down to the bone. tapping your teeth, shivering feet. the boulevard got so bright.

[colbywtf-blog]

Of course I would. I mean, it’s sort of my job, but you’re sweet so I really don’t mind much. You really are a lost cause, have you never been to a wedding before? Oh God,  don’t worry, just follow my lead I’ve been to tons of these things.. I’ll just throw something together, just wear a purple tie so we look believable alright? I’m sure you know how to clean up nicely. Not that you really need cleaning up, the scruffy vibe looks really cute on you. Thank you! See this is why I would think you’ve got a date already. You’re too cute Matty, I’m honored to be your date. See you Saturday? 

[smhmattyy-blog]

I haven’t been to a wedding since I was 13. I’m clueless. You are literally a lifesaver, money definitely isn’t enough to pay you for what you’re about to do for me. I can do the purple tie, sounds easy enough. Thank you, thank you. I must really be cute, huh?  But seriously, I cannot thank you enough. See you Saturday!

[colbywtf-blog]

Hey, hey, calm down. Take a deep breath. Shhh, all of this fuss because a guy like you can’t get a date? I’m shocked you don’t have one actually, you’re cute. Whatever though. You’re at the right place, hell, you’re talking to the right girl. As long as you can pay the price, you’re looking at your brand new girlfriend! For the day at least. Have you done this before? It’s really simple;  just pick me up, tell me what to wear, and a lil’ background info and I’ll be your date for a day. Now I’m rambling. I didn’t even introduce myself, I’m Colby — nice to meet you. Please stop calling yourself an idiot, babe. 

[smhmattyy-blog]

You can’t still be shocked after witnessing me as a hot freakin’ mess. Wait, you’d actually do that for me? Pretend to be my girlfriend? Are you sure? That’s super cool of you! I can do that. Pay the price, I mean. As for what to wear, I actually have no idea. What do girls wear to weddings? Should I ask my mom? You’re cute, too, by the way. I like the way your hair falls on your shoulders and the color of your eyes. Very nice. It’s a pleasure, Colby. I’m Matthew. Or people call me Matty. 

[smhmattyy-blog]

I am such an idiot. My brothers and my friends were teasing me because I don’t have a girlfriend, and guess what I did? I lied and told them I did have a girlfriend! And now they’re expecting to meet this girlfriend at my brother’s wedding this Saturday. What am I going to do? I can’t just show up without a girl. They’d tease me even more than they already do. Wow, I’m sorry, I’m rambling. You must think I’m crazy. And an idiot. God, I’m an idiot.