Mycroft is watching.

This is the account of Mr. Mycroft Holmes. I cannot say much here, as most of my life is quite frankly above your clearance level. I do spend a significant amount of my time keeping track of my brother, Mr. Sherlock Holmes, and his...flatmate...Dr. John Watson. If you have any information on their activities that you believe may be of interest to me, please do not hesitate to contact me through my "Report on Sherlock" link. Also, you are currently being recorded, so do smile for the camera.

[smilewearewatching]

Denise just hit me and hurt herself

Lol

[smilewearewatching]

Hello Tiberius.

Hehehe. Found you.

[smilewearewatching]

[hanniloli]

I will never be able to listen to "umbrella"

[smilewearewatching]

hanniloli:

without thinking of Mycroft

[mizapiza]

‎He sits motionless, like a spider in the centre of its web, but that web has a thousand radiations, and he knows well every quiver of each of them.

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (Sherlock Holmes describing his arch-enemy, Moriarty)

[smilewearewatching]

This is quite homoerotic.

"I suppose it is pretty thick, now that you mention it."

"Thick! It is intolerable."

[staffsergeantchaos]

"My anxiety to oblige the pope."

[smilewearewatching]

corgistalker:

“I had observed some newspaper comment at the time, but I was exceedingly preoccupied by that little affair of the Vatican cameos, and in my anxiety to oblige the Pope I lost touch with several interesting English cases.”

[staffsergeantchaos]

"I confess that I covet your skull."

[smilewearewatching]

corgistalker:

“Would you have any objection to my running my finger along your parietal fissure? A cast of your skull, sir, until the original is available, would be an ornament to any anthropological museum. It is not my intention to be fulsome, but I confess that I covet your skull.”

[fuckyeahmystrade]

[smilewearewatching]

Well I never.

[jumping-shrimp]

[smilewearewatching]

Ahem.

[sofuckingchuffed]

[smilewearewatching]

The new MI6 invisible umbrella. Not yet approved for civilians. Funny how they just don't think you lot would be able to handle it...

[smilewearewatching]

A background check is being performed.

[archivephotosjackett]

[smilewearewatching]

Do you now understand what happens when I leave the country for business? Honestly, I thought I had picked a capable PM this time round…ah well, back to the drawing board.

[jaylocked-deactivated20120707]

[smilewearewatching]

froghat:

50% OFF JUMPERS?!?!?

And Sherlock thought it would be so difficult for me to distract John. Doesn't he know I control half the shops in London?

[smilewearewatching]

Mycroft. Look at the screen. The strawberry or the blackberry? Thanks. SH

The blackberry, of course.

[flirteuse]

[smilewearewatching]

I must say, good use of cane.

[smilewearewatching]

After me again, I see.Do offer your informants more money next time. There are bullet holes in my wall in need of repair.SH

Then may I suggest you improve your aim? I have several contacts at the Ministry who would love to spend some time...correcting you.