Miza! Piza!

A cartoon watcher, coffee drinker, art maker, and cat owner. I like a lot of different things and queue up a lot of shit.

[levourdalak]

you: vampire

me, an intellectual: neck romancer

[funnytwittertweets]

[catsbeaversandducks]

Via @whatcatsdid

[fuckyeahfunnycats]

the most cat picture ever

[levamplestat]

[catasters]

[julia1x5-deactivated20250903]

I refuse to let you hide this in the tags

[sisterofiris]

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

[yay855]

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

[rox-and-prose]

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

[watermite]

i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.

“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blue”

the subject line was “OW”

[xakumi]

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

[themodernsouthernpolytheist]

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

[asortoflight]

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

[whisky-gerblin]

Reblogging for the last addition

[badgraph1csghost]

Claritin makes me weird, but I have allergies so there’s about a month and a half block of time where I’m taking Claritin and am just weird most of the time.

Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldn’t come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like “Not sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.” I didn’t think until the next day that it probably wasn’t socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you weren’t coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that she’d printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.

[badgraph1csghost]

Oh shit you guys i turned on my WinXP laptop that I used to use back then.

IT WAS ON THE DESKTOP. THIS IS WHAT I SENT.

It’s even worse than i remember it

[pets-fun-house]

did you sleep well?

me:

[lynnatic-deactivated20110103]

[airandangels]

[airandangels]

[twicksterart-deactivated2022040]

There’s a pack of these in my local zoo and all they do is chase eachother in circles all day in one big line.

[airandangels]

They sound GREAT

[johnvestevich]

[anxietyproblem]

[duelwieldingraccoon]

brain empty

[stilbite]

MACCY CHEESE (2019), 30”x40”, oil on canvas

[embrasant]

🐌💌

thats my delivery snail on his way to u with a forehead kiss and reassurance that everything is going to be okay!

[jesusislove]

[sergle]

[spanishskulduggery]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: “You know what really gets my goat?” “El chupacabra” is the best joke of all time and nothing will ever top that

[shiftythrifting]

[gallusrostromegalus]

For those of you that are wondering, please have one of the fiest pieces of radio comedy ever:

[jaynavajasso]

the first time i watched this i laughed so hard i nearly puked

[orwellsunderpants]

THIRD BASE

[lordkevington-deactivated-deact]

Since I was 8 and found out about this for the first time my family has always followed up on someone saying “I don’t know,” with shouting “THIRD BASE”

[j-sprrr]

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

That animatronic video is great for people who may not be as familiar with the game of baseball, too. The different positions, and such.

[agendermetalbender]

It’s even better with their expressions and body language