#Oopth. @smilyhuman - Tumblr Blog

love

“Take me to an art museum. Kiss me between the paintings.”

Musee de l'Orangerie by Claude Monet

dutchster

handing over the planet to the next generation like

peteneems

ruinedchildhood

Someone: why aren't you driving yet?

Me: Idrk haha :)

Me, internally: driving is a huge responsibility and power and I'm afraid that my anxiety will cause me to panic when I get confused while on the road and possibly hurt someone and that's not a stress I'm mentally prepared to deal with right now or possibly ever

sulfur

theconnorfanta

man nyc pride is like no other

class-struggle-anarchism

tumblr puts a relatively inoffensive post on your dashboard because it’s in a tag you follow, and it’s fine… but then the same post appears over and over and over, until you can’t be arsed seeing it again, and you go to click to close it - and tumbr puts some words like ‘ugh this post sucks’…and it’s like…no tumblr, it’s not the post, it’s you. you suck.

harlivy

i’m here to be gay and do absolutely NOTHING

shenanigans-of-a-young-person

“really?” I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do

gettingwitchywithit

“Stay.” I glare at inanimate objects that continuously fall over

unironicallyenthusiasticknitter

“Thank you!” I say exhasperatedly to the inanimate objects when they do finally work right/stay put

joestoyes

“Sorry! I say to the table I bumped into

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“SHHH” I say to the inanimate object that keeps making noise

bittyblueeyes

“Yeah, yeah, I’m coming,” I huff at the persistent kitchen timer.

alex-guerin

“Don’t take that tone with me!” I exclaim at objects that make strange and sudden unknown noises.

ralkana

“Stop crying, you’re fine,” I snap as I’m looking for the charger cord for the electronic device beeping demandingly at me.

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“Oh nice, real mature,” I snarl at devices that suddenly stop working after I berate them for not working properly.

sweetlyminiaturesublime

JESUS CHRIST I HAVE NEVER RELATED SO HARD IN MY LIFE

araceil

“Don’t you shout at me” to the till whenever I don’t hit the right button and it beeps shrilly at me.

baronfulmen

Report: humans seem to believe that inanimate objects possess a spirit of some sort, and will often address them thinking the item will hear and understand. This makes our previous observations about the joy they experience when blowing things up quite disturbing.