Queer Lil Boy at Heart

| demisexual | Absolute trash for Dumb Boys in Love |

[dajo42]

need a polite way to say "im not engaging in a discussion on this topic with you because the conclusions you have reached are based on so many interwoven layers of misconceptions it would be easier to just like, hard reset your whole brain, just start over as a baby and try again"

[alex-guerin]

Can anyone recommend some good BBC courtroom drama shows and where I can watch them? I want to try and get things right in my fic when it comes to time so I need research.

[calamitys-child]

What's everyone's favourite flowers that aren't like. The normal ones. Like everyone's a fan of roses and sunflowers what's a more niche one. One you don't get in gift sets. Mine's sweet peas

[ametristee]

actually insane to me that tumblr is a place where you can be so good at being horny you make friends about it

[deactivated-this-account-deacti]

I ended up having a really interesting conversation with some people at the bus stop today. They were getting out of some sort of ‘clean and sober’ meeting and had starting saying how they were so bored because they didn’t have anything to do, and had to stay at home because all their old friends would pull them back. So I said something like, ‘So this is the time to do all the stuff your parents told you they didn’t have money/time for!’ “Whatcha mean?” “You know, like when you were five and you REALLY wanted to have that toy or do that thing and you were like, ‘Please mom please I gotta have this I gotta go do this’ and they went ‘Hell no you think I’m paying for that do you want to goddamn EAT?’ “ And this light went on in their eyes. The lady is going to go check thrift stores for an Easybake Oven and I told her about Wilton cake decorating classes. The dude is going to Griffith Park and ride horses, because, ‘I always wanted to be a cowboy, and you can’t drink when you’re on a horse ‘cause you’ll fucking die!’ Fuck it. This is what being an adult is. Sure it’s bills and work and relationships, but damn it, it’s also time to do the things you LIKE. I signed up for a free class/lecture on Water Gardens. I’m going. It’s time.

[ruthfully]

Jill. Jill you are wonderful.

[lostwolfling]

no joke, this is such an important aspect of overcoming trauma. I mean the trauma of abusive parents, the trauma of broke ass parents who got toxic because of it, the trauma of capitalism. Like fuck it. Go to Wrestlemania. Build a shit ton of terrariums.

[slyandthefamilybook]

why did they start breeding busses to have flat faces. they can't breathe

[slyandthefamilybook]

if you think this

looks better than this

you're part of the problem. I'm so tired of all the excuses like "oh they look cuter!" "why do you care?" THEY CAN'T BREATHE. People intentionally breeding these vehicles to give them health problems because they "like how it looks" makes me so mad

[the-starlight-papers]

Actually, flat faced buses can breathe fine! This is a case of convergent evolution, but the two types of buses are not genetically related.

Pointed nose buses are decended from trucks, and have their engines located in the front. This requires the larger nose in order to provide the space for the engine as well as adequate ventilation.

Meanwhile, flat nosed buses are actually descended from city buses (which in turn descend from trolleys), and were domesticated due to their greater maneuverability and capacity.

Contrary to popular belief, flat nosed busses typically do not experience breathing problems. Their engines are located in the back of the bus, with a large breathing vent located in the rear.

These buses also have a different structure to accommodate this change, typically including doubled back tires, a different weight distribution, and a change in location of the emergency egress door from the back to the left side.

[alex-guerin]

What of the flat nosed semi trucks??

[alex-guerin]

An Apple of Good and Evil

This is by far the filthiest thing I've ever written...so I have to share part of it here. But not all of it. If you want all of it, you have to go to AO3 and read it.

Enjoy!

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Slowly, quietly, Crowley slipped up behind the desk chair. He leaned down beside Aziraphale’s head and took a deep breath. Oh yes…oh his bastard of an angel was certainly pleasuring himself to the image on the screen. Careful so as not to get himself stuck, Crowley let his control of his human form start to slip. His clothes melted away as his lower half took the form of his natural snake self. He kept his upper half human as best he could, save for his tongue and teeth. Those he let shift as well. 

“Pleassssssuring yoursssssself, angel?” He hissed softly, letting the tip of his forked tongue come out to flick against Aziraphale’s neck and ear. Oh he tasted and smelled devine. 

Aziraphale gasped, quickly scrambling to try and close down the screen, only for his hands to be caught and held close to his body. Crowley slithered himself closer, seeking out the heat that came off Aziraphale in waves. So warm, so soft…

“Mmmm…my angel’sssss found a kink, have you?”

“C-Crowley! What…what are you…oh…oh dear…it’s not…I’m not…”

“Ssssssshhhhhh…ssssssssure you’re not. Jusssst like I’m not, either.” Crowley’s tail came up to slide over Aziraphale’s leg, up his thigh, and settled large and heavy into his lap. It gave a playful flick before falling still again. 

Humming, Crowley leaned down to nuzzle at Aziraphale’s neck. The angel was helplessly trapped, right there in his chair, unable to do anything except let him nuzzle and lick and tease. A small whimper escaped him as just the tip of one of Crowley’s fangs nipped the lobe of his ear. Keeping Aziraphale’s hands in place with one hand, he used the other to run down Aziraphale’s chest, but stopped when he noticed the stark difference from what had been there before. 

“Breastsssss, Angel?”

Again, Aziraphale whimpered. 

Crowley glanced at the screen for a moment, then turned his attention back to murmuring into Aziraphale’s ear. “Issss that what you want? Did you change your Effortssss sssso you could feel what sssssshe feelssss?”

He licked across Aziraphale’s neck, long and slow and sensually. He could literally taste the arousal rolling off him. It was thick and heady and was slowly starting to drive him completely mad.

[eklmrlos]

watch your hands, anthony

[alex-guerin]

I can assure you, he knows exactly where those hands are going...

[bitchyblkqueer]

you know it's bad when u start re-reading aja fraction hawkeye

[tlirsgender]

Sometimes a creative outlet is a fun little hobby and sometimes it's a lifelong affliction. Like I crochet because making little woven animals sparks joy and I'm a writer whether I like it or not because I'm tormented by visions

[tlirsgender]

Me crocheting: I made a duck ! ^_^

Me writing: pacing around talking to myself compelled by forces beyond my comprehension

[sophsun1]

The Mummy (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers

[keterkid]

People who are younger than you but taller

[gondor-calls-for-aid]

People who are younger than you but better than you at something

[emeraldembers]

People who are younger than you

[discipleofpuck]

People

[gentlepanpirate]

Being turned into a llama

[stabilizedinsanity]

A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!

[nemusou-blog]

yeah… weird

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you love archive of our own and how they firmly refuse to let censorship have any place on their platform

[homunculonimbus]

"Wow, you're really good at this, you should do this professionally" okay but have you considered that I don't want to because that would suck all the fun out of this thing that I do for fun and entertainment and it's actually a conscious choice to not do this professionally because that would destroy the very reason I do this to begin with

[homunculonimbus]

"You should monetize this hobby" You should go outside and leave me alone

[orpheuslament]

oftentimes two guys who want to fuck each other not fucking each other is hotter than if they fucked each other

[spiribia]

as a writer you will have a specific deck of vocab words you like using a lot and when you read other peoples' work you will see a very clear spread of different vocab words on their end. this is why you need to read, to collect other writers' words like it's a card game

[eraserspiral]

oh nice final chapter you're editing thee. be a shame if the lette stopped woking popely, wouldn't it? vey fustating

[elodieunderglass]

Excellent from the tags @a-kind-of-merry-war