Smitch Alert

Got secrets? Tell them to us and we won't tell... maybe

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Sooooo Kawaii ~Orson

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Lora Zombie)

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Philippe Parreno at 1301PE

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talented dude.

http://www.theonlymagicleftisart.com/

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Oh hey thats me.

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presented without comment

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I don't own my clothes but I own my mind

Ellie goulding

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~orson

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THIS^^^^^^^^^^ is the truest of all shizzes.

~Meip >:)

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So. This whole thing is going on between Logen and "The Head Smitch" and I'm just standing by through the awkwardness like, "Yup. Ok." Really though, what the Head Smitch did was completely wrong, but the whole thing is just iffy, and I really do not want to get involved. So, I'm gonna give you guys something fresh. Something a little new. There's this ugly, stupid, think-she's-so-cool girl who we'll call Tiffany. She's a complete assbiscuit who just puts everyone down and always thinks about herself. Not many other people like her either, and I'm not really sure if she knows that. Well, unfortunately Tiffany sits next to me in English and she criticizes every little tiny detail about me. She just needs to get a freaking life. Eventually, she will- a life of working at McDonald's for 9 hours straight every day working for minimum wage, the way her attitude is. Well that's all for today guys. See you another day. >Slater

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The Pink Penguin Scandel

Hey people!

we have a new gossip line!

its about the "pink penguin"

The pink penguin is an extremely ugly female who interplay believes shes some person of high society and what o have seen she is not from "high society" she wears pink like everyday and eats like a pig nobody actually likes her and she tries to pretend to be somebody shes not.

~Orson

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(Jeroen Mylle)

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~Orson Picture spam lolz

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The head Smitch is exactly that a smitch. In the beginning he was great. We were best friends. He started dating this girl named ” One handed ” she’s one of my friends. She’s got brown hair, and is in a pink cast. The dated for one day. ONE DAY!! She broke up with him and I said if he needed anything I would be here. The next day he asked me out. We dated for a month when I had to break up with him. He got really depressed. Well at least that’s what I thought. After three days I figure out that her dating AGAIN! I was all like its OK your not dating anymore don’t be jealous. then I find out by his former friend that he was cheating on me with his friends gf. And I don’t know why I didn’t slap him right then and there but I guess I just didn’t have the heart. So now you see why he’s the head smitch. –Logen

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All rights reserved ⓒ Seung Yoon choi

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ピカピカがおー / pika×2 & “Gaoo-!!”

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Shana Lutker, Untitled Objects, 2012. Installation view: Office of Susanne Vielmetter, Los Angeles Projects, June 2012. Courtesy the artist and Susanne Vielmetter, Los Angeles Projects. 

Lutker currently participates in SculptureCenter’s 2012-2013 In Practice program, culminating in an exhibition of new work. Double Life opens at SculptureCenter on January 13, 5-7PM and runs through March 25.

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To Gabi:

We should name The head smitches gossip line the S diaries

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Don't you just love them! ~Orson