Gary Smith

❝ King of the school. Beast of the woods. ❞

[smithwasright]

❝ Don't worry your little head about that, my friend. ❞

[OOC INTRO — A LITTLE ABOUT ME]

Hi! This is my roleplay blog for Gary Smith from Rockstar's Bully.

The first Bully playthrough I ever watched was Jay's (Kubz Scouts), and Gary immediately became my favorite character. As I watched more playthroughs, learned more about the game, and eventually bought Bully for myself secondhand for the Wii, I found myself becoming more and more interested in Gary as a character. He's such a complicated and fascinating character to explore not just because of the things he does, but because of the way he thinks, his worldview, and all the different interpretations people have of him.

And somehow, that led me here!

This is my first roleplay blog though not my first time roleplaying (for instance I was an avid player of Wolves Life 3 on Roblox when I was little), so please be gentle with me while I figure things out. I'm excited to play Gary, interact with other characters, and explore different sides of him through RP.

Also, one of my favorite Gary headcanons is that he's a werewolf (what a surprise), so that's the way I'm going to portray him through RP. 🐺

Thanks for stopping by, and I hope you enjoy the blog!

[MY WEREWOLF!GARY HC EXPLAINED IN THIS POST]

[shlieut]

Smopkins with CatGary and DogJimmy👀👀👀

This trope will #never get old to me 👀

[smithwasright]

[OOC] this reminds me of my goat @gareth-hisses..

[ryanroleplays-fandoms]

hi hi

i don't usually make callout posts or anything of the sort, as they tend to make me very VERY anxious and i try to avoid conflict any way i can, but this genuinely makes me so upset.

@/sadwerm has drawn gary [a 15 year old boy. despite having adult designs, she chose the 15 year old version] jerking off and posted it freely.

i don't care if you are mentally / physically disabled in anyway; i am personally mentally disabled / neurodivergent. you do not post, or even MAKE, that sort of content. ESPECIALLY AS A GROWN ADULT.

having disorders is not an excuse, this is fucking disgusting and she makes me angry. i'm only saying anything now, despite having her blocked for months, because i forgot to block her on this account and a post of hers popped up, including the drawing of gary.

i don't know what i expect people to do about this, i don't even know what impact i want this to have on people, but if you are going to support her in any way at all;

please never fucking talk to me again. block me.

[smithwasright]

[OOC] I genuinely don't understand why this keeps coming up so often. Why are there so many adults making sexual content involving minor characters and then bringing it into fandom spaces where a huge portion of the audience is made up of minors?

You shouldn't have to explain why that's alarming. If you're an adult, you have a responsibility to think about what you're creating and where you're putting it. Being neurodivergent or having a disability doesn't make someone incapable of understanding that sexualizing a minor is inappropriate, and it certainly isn't an excuse for exposing other people to it. Especially when the content is being posted openly where minors can stumble across it. That's what really bothers me. SFW spaces should actually be safe for the people using them.

As someone who's a victim myself, I don't really have the patience for seeing this kind of thing brushed off or defended. I won't go into my own experiences because that's not what this post is about, but this stuff genuinely makes me angry. There is a very obvious difference between adults having their own private interests and deliberately creating sexual content of a minor character and putting it where other people including minors can see it.

It shouldn't need to be said, but please keep sexual content involving minors out of spaces that are supposed to be SFW. It's really not complicated.

[smithwasright]

hiii maybe u answered this somewhere and i missed it #alwaysassumeimissedit

but, i was curious, does your gary have any abnormal features that would give him away as a werewolf? even in human form?

#curious #don'tworryaboutmyplans

[OOC] Hii!! You haven't missed anything, don't worry! I'm pretty sure I haven't answered this before.

For my werewolf!Gary I like to imagine there aren't many obvious physical tells when he's in human form, but there are a few little things that might give him away if you knew what to look for.

His eyes are probably the biggest one. I've always thought it's super cool how my cats' eyes kind of glow in the dark, and when I was reading about werewolf traits I noticed that's actually a pretty common one so I had to steal it for Gary lol. Someone paying close attention might notice that his eyes reflect light a little strangely when it gets dark out. His nails would probably be a little sharper and stronger than they should be too, and I'd make his canines just slightly more pronounced. Nothing super dramatic though.

I'd also imagine he heals a little faster than a normal person and has a slightly higher body temperature, although obviously those aren't things you'd really be able to notice just by looking at him.

Overall, I really like the idea that he's almost completely normal looking. If you don't know what you're looking for, you'd probably never notice anything unusual about him at all, which I think makes the whole trying to figure out his secret thing way more fun!

[smithwasright]

Why do you smell like wet dog?

-@jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog

Because I was near your mother.

...What? You asked.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Ugh youre the worst. I noticed your wolf shirt on the floor earlier. Pretty dorky. Are they your favorite animal or something?

[smithwasright]

So what if I own a wolf shirt?

You own that ridiculous reindeer sweater your mother gave you for Christmas. You have absolutely no authority to tell anyone what's dorky.

At least wolves are interesting. What's your excuse?

Besides, I happen to think it looks good on me. Which is more than I can say for whatever was going on with that sweater. Green really isn't your color, Hopkins.

So keep your opinions to yourself. And stop going through my things. It's creepy.

[smithwasright]

Why do you smell like wet dog?

-@jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog

Because I was near your mother.

...What? You asked.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

ooc

ITS THIS ONE IFOUND IT

[smithwasright]

[OOC] LMAOO he would definitely own something like this!! Probably custom ordered too so that the guy in the bottom is him.

[smithwasright]

Why do you smell like wet dog?

-@jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog

Because I was near your mother.

...What? You asked.

[smithwasright]

here puppy! would you like a bone?

Excuse me? I'm no mutt. And I certainly don't want your ridiculous bone. You can keep it.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

[OOC] I genuinely don't know how this went from bald gary image to him tenderly holding jimmy in bed but somehow we got here 😭 I'm making this a seperate thing because the thread has become like 900 miles long and I'm getting lost. Anyway.. (@smithwasright)

[Gary glances down at Jimmy, a little smirk tugging at the corner of his mouth.]

And I'm sure you'd hate me even more if I did this.

[Before Jimmy can ask what he means, Gary leans down and gives the top of his head a quick kiss.]

There.

[He pulls back with an unbearably smug look, which quickly transforms into a frown as he rubs his lips together.]

...Oh, God. Your hair is horrible.

[He runs a hand over Jimmy's buzzcut, grimacing at the rough texture.]

It feels like sandpaper. What did they do to you?

Youre awful. *he grabs the back of garys shirt my hair doesnt feel like sandpaper- and yours is greasy anyways

[smithwasright]

Oh, is that what we're doing now? You're insulting my hair because you didn't like me insulting yours?

[smithwasright]

Do you like it, Gary?

No, I don't like it. Obviously not. What kind of idiot would think I look better without hair?

Delete that. It's demeaning!

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

shaving you bald as we speak watch out pretty boy

[smithwasright]

Touch my hair and you're going straight to the Hole, Jimmy. I'll tell Russell you've been talking crap about his mother again. Then we'll see who's pretty.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Still you (haha got em!!)

[smithwasright]

Shut up, moron. You don't get to threaten me and then suddenly start acting charming when you realize you've pushed your luck. What, you think calling me pretty is going to save you? You're an idiot!

...And because you're an idiot, I suppose I'll let you off this time. Consider yourself lucky, James. You're clearly too stupid to know any better.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Oh come on, im just playing. Dont get your panties in a twist

you think im charming?

[smithwasright]

Pssh. No. Don't flatter yourself, Hopkins.

I said you were acting charming. Not that you were. There's a difference.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

My bad. You think i act charming?

garrett my man has anyone told you you have such pretty eyes? Pretty bambi eyes

[smithwasright]

"Pretty Bambi eyes"? Seriously? They're brown. That's all.

…And don't call me Garrett. Nobody calls me that. The only people who ever did were my parents, and I don't exactly have fond memories of them.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

theyre big and pretty. Youve got that manic sparkle in your eye and those long lashes. If you were a girl- anyways, *awkward coughing* then dont call me james

[smithwasright]

If I were a girl, what?

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Nothin, duh

[smithwasright]

Right. That's why you suddenly started coughing for no reason.

You were definitely going to say something, James. Go on. Admit it.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

It was stupid. It was a bad joke

[smithwasright]

Everything that comes out of your mouth is stupid, James. What difference does it make? You may as well have finished the joke.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

If you were a girl i probably wouldve been into you when we were friends

[smithwasright]

Oh, please, James. Don't give me that. As if you're not into boys too.

You think I didn't notice you exchanging flowers and kisses with Trent? Gord? Kirby? And who knows who else? I told you, nothing escapes my notice. I see everything. So don't sit there pretending this is all hypothetical.

You're a terrible liar, James. I know exactly what you're like.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

whatever garrett

do you want this to be hypothetical?

[smithwasright]

Why?

Do you have feelings for me, Jimmy Hopkins? After everything I did to you? That's ridiculous. You couldn't possibly actually like me.

This is some kind of revenge plot, isn't it? Hm? You think you can get close to me, make me trust you, and then break my heart?

Nice try, Hopkins. I won't let you.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Oh my god, relax. Christ, this is why i dont flirt with you ever ugh

You didnt answer the question gary, what do you want?

[smithwasright]

I'm not telling you. You'll have to figure it out yourself. If you really liked me, Jimmy, that shouldn't be very difficult, should it?

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

im no mind reader. I never said i like you.

i just think you smell nice and your face is stupid and i like how focused you get or whatever. Its cool or whatever or like- cute or something i- look

[smithwasright]

Pssh. You're terrible at this, James.

You think I smell nice, you like my face, you think I'm cute... and yet you still can't bring yourself to say you like me. You're all talk.

If you're going to flirt with me, at least have the nerve to do something about it. Go on, kiss me.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Do- do you want me to?

[smithwasright]

Do you? You're the one who was just going on about how cute I am. So prove it. I'm waiting.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Duh- uh, ok, *he leans in and gives gary like so most awkward stiff peck ever because hes really nervy*

[smithwasright]

…Oh my God. You actually kissed me. I thought you were just talking! You always talk!

That was my first proper kiss, too. My first. The very first! Oh God, James, you can't tell anyone. You understand? If anyone finds out about this, I'll be a laughing stock! My first kiss was with Jimmy Hopkins!

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

YOU TOLD ME TO KISS YOU!!!

[smithwasright]

I KNOW! I KNOW I TOLD YOU TO! YOU DON'T HAVE TO REMIND ME, JAMES!

I didn't think you'd actually do it! I thought you'd chicken out, or make some stupid joke, or… something! I didn't think my first kiss would actually be with you!

Oh God... and now you've got me saying all this out loud. Forget it. Forget everything I just said. And if you tell anyone, I'll deny the entire thing.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

i dunno i kinda liked it

Do you- do you wanna *kicks rocks and shoves his hands in his pockets* i dunno maybe kiss again?

[smithwasright]

…Keep your voice down, idiot! If we're going to kiss again, we're doing it somewhere private. My dorm. And don't you dare complain about the mess.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Wait dont you have a girlfriend?- eh fuck it, yeah ok

[smithwasright]

Well… we're not exactly exclusive, okay? You have about a billion little admirers yourself, surely you understand.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Good enough for me.

ok not commenting on the mess but, why does your room smell like BO and skunk weed and your shitty ass stupid cologne and- you still have my jacket???

[smithwasright]

You're smelling yourself, James. I keep my room perfectly well.

The rest is obviously your jacket. Which, by the way, I'm keeping. You left it here, so technically it's mine now. And stop complaining about the cologne. It was expensive, so I'm making good use of it. If you don't like the smell, you can always leave.

…Though I'd rather you didn't.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

No- i like ugh i like the cologne i like how you smell or something uh

can we lay down together or something or like whatever idk we dont have to

[smithwasright]

Pfft. You can lie in my arms if that's what you want, Jimmy. You're the shorter one, so obviously it makes more sense for me to hold you.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

I mean duh yeah i guess. Cool.

*and then he like awkwardly tugs gary down onto the bed while tweaking tf out

[smithwasright]

[For a few seconds, Gary just lies there completely rigid, staring straight up at the ceiling. His arms are awkwardly positioned around Jimmy, and every muscle in his body seems determined not to move an inch. Then he notices Jimmy is just as tense as he is. Gary watches him for a moment, and there's a tiny flicker of amusement in his expression. Suddenly, the situation seems much less embarrassing.]

Pfft. Look at you.

[With considerably more confidence than he actually feels, Gary reaches over and pulls Jimmy's head firmly against his chest.]

There. That's better.

[He settles an arm around him, looking down with a smug little grin.]

See, Jimmy? Nothing to be nervous about.

[smithwasright]

Do you like it, Gary?

No, I don't like it. Obviously not. What kind of idiot would think I look better without hair?

Delete that. It's demeaning!

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

shaving you bald as we speak watch out pretty boy

[smithwasright]

Touch my hair and you're going straight to the Hole, Jimmy. I'll tell Russell you've been talking crap about his mother again. Then we'll see who's pretty.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Still you (haha got em!!)

[smithwasright]

Shut up, moron. You don't get to threaten me and then suddenly start acting charming when you realize you've pushed your luck. What, you think calling me pretty is going to save you? You're an idiot!

...And because you're an idiot, I suppose I'll let you off this time. Consider yourself lucky, James. You're clearly too stupid to know any better.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Oh come on, im just playing. Dont get your panties in a twist

you think im charming?

[smithwasright]

Pssh. No. Don't flatter yourself, Hopkins.

I said you were acting charming. Not that you were. There's a difference.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

My bad. You think i act charming?

garrett my man has anyone told you you have such pretty eyes? Pretty bambi eyes

[smithwasright]

"Pretty Bambi eyes"? Seriously? They're brown. That's all.

…And don't call me Garrett. Nobody calls me that. The only people who ever did were my parents, and I don't exactly have fond memories of them.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

theyre big and pretty. Youve got that manic sparkle in your eye and those long lashes. If you were a girl- anyways, *awkward coughing* then dont call me james

[smithwasright]

If I were a girl, what?

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Nothin, duh

[smithwasright]

Right. That's why you suddenly started coughing for no reason.

You were definitely going to say something, James. Go on. Admit it.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

It was stupid. It was a bad joke

[smithwasright]

Everything that comes out of your mouth is stupid, James. What difference does it make? You may as well have finished the joke.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

If you were a girl i probably wouldve been into you when we were friends

[smithwasright]

Oh, please, James. Don't give me that. As if you're not into boys too.

You think I didn't notice you exchanging flowers and kisses with Trent? Gord? Kirby? And who knows who else? I told you, nothing escapes my notice. I see everything. So don't sit there pretending this is all hypothetical.

You're a terrible liar, James. I know exactly what you're like.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

whatever garrett

do you want this to be hypothetical?

[smithwasright]

Why?

Do you have feelings for me, Jimmy Hopkins? After everything I did to you? That's ridiculous. You couldn't possibly actually like me.

This is some kind of revenge plot, isn't it? Hm? You think you can get close to me, make me trust you, and then break my heart?

Nice try, Hopkins. I won't let you.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Oh my god, relax. Christ, this is why i dont flirt with you ever ugh

You didnt answer the question gary, what do you want?

[smithwasright]

I'm not telling you. You'll have to figure it out yourself. If you really liked me, Jimmy, that shouldn't be very difficult, should it?

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

im no mind reader. I never said i like you.

i just think you smell nice and your face is stupid and i like how focused you get or whatever. Its cool or whatever or like- cute or something i- look

[smithwasright]

Pssh. You're terrible at this, James.

You think I smell nice, you like my face, you think I'm cute... and yet you still can't bring yourself to say you like me. You're all talk.

If you're going to flirt with me, at least have the nerve to do something about it. Go on, kiss me.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Do- do you want me to?

[smithwasright]

Do you? You're the one who was just going on about how cute I am. So prove it. I'm waiting.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Duh- uh, ok, *he leans in and gives gary like so most awkward stiff peck ever because hes really nervy*

[smithwasright]

…Oh my God. You actually kissed me. I thought you were just talking! You always talk!

That was my first proper kiss, too. My first. The very first! Oh God, James, you can't tell anyone. You understand? If anyone finds out about this, I'll be a laughing stock! My first kiss was with Jimmy Hopkins!

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

YOU TOLD ME TO KISS YOU!!!

[smithwasright]

I KNOW! I KNOW I TOLD YOU TO! YOU DON'T HAVE TO REMIND ME, JAMES!

I didn't think you'd actually do it! I thought you'd chicken out, or make some stupid joke, or… something! I didn't think my first kiss would actually be with you!

Oh God... and now you've got me saying all this out loud. Forget it. Forget everything I just said. And if you tell anyone, I'll deny the entire thing.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

i dunno i kinda liked it

Do you- do you wanna *kicks rocks and shoves his hands in his pockets* i dunno maybe kiss again?

[smithwasright]

…Keep your voice down, idiot! If we're going to kiss again, we're doing it somewhere private. My dorm. And don't you dare complain about the mess.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Wait dont you have a girlfriend?- eh fuck it, yeah ok

[smithwasright]

Well… we're not exactly exclusive, okay? You have about a billion little admirers yourself, surely you understand.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Good enough for me.

ok not commenting on the mess but, why does your room smell like BO and skunk weed and your shitty ass stupid cologne and- you still have my jacket???

[smithwasright]

You're smelling yourself, James. I keep my room perfectly well.

The rest is obviously your jacket. Which, by the way, I'm keeping. You left it here, so technically it's mine now. And stop complaining about the cologne. It was expensive, so I'm making good use of it. If you don't like the smell, you can always leave.

…Though I'd rather you didn't.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

No- i like ugh i like the cologne i like how you smell or something uh

can we lay down together or something or like whatever idk we dont have to

[smithwasright]

Pfft. You can lie in my arms if that's what you want, Jimmy. You're the shorter one, so obviously it makes more sense for me to hold you.

[smithwasright]

Do you like it, Gary?

No, I don't like it. Obviously not. What kind of idiot would think I look better without hair?

Delete that. It's demeaning!

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

shaving you bald as we speak watch out pretty boy

[smithwasright]

Touch my hair and you're going straight to the Hole, Jimmy. I'll tell Russell you've been talking crap about his mother again. Then we'll see who's pretty.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Still you (haha got em!!)

[smithwasright]

Shut up, moron. You don't get to threaten me and then suddenly start acting charming when you realize you've pushed your luck. What, you think calling me pretty is going to save you? You're an idiot!

...And because you're an idiot, I suppose I'll let you off this time. Consider yourself lucky, James. You're clearly too stupid to know any better.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Oh come on, im just playing. Dont get your panties in a twist

you think im charming?

[smithwasright]

Pssh. No. Don't flatter yourself, Hopkins.

I said you were acting charming. Not that you were. There's a difference.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

My bad. You think i act charming?

garrett my man has anyone told you you have such pretty eyes? Pretty bambi eyes

[smithwasright]

"Pretty Bambi eyes"? Seriously? They're brown. That's all.

…And don't call me Garrett. Nobody calls me that. The only people who ever did were my parents, and I don't exactly have fond memories of them.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

theyre big and pretty. Youve got that manic sparkle in your eye and those long lashes. If you were a girl- anyways, *awkward coughing* then dont call me james

[smithwasright]

If I were a girl, what?

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Nothin, duh

[smithwasright]

Right. That's why you suddenly started coughing for no reason.

You were definitely going to say something, James. Go on. Admit it.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

It was stupid. It was a bad joke

[smithwasright]

Everything that comes out of your mouth is stupid, James. What difference does it make? You may as well have finished the joke.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

If you were a girl i probably wouldve been into you when we were friends

[smithwasright]

Oh, please, James. Don't give me that. As if you're not into boys too.

You think I didn't notice you exchanging flowers and kisses with Trent? Gord? Kirby? And who knows who else? I told you, nothing escapes my notice. I see everything. So don't sit there pretending this is all hypothetical.

You're a terrible liar, James. I know exactly what you're like.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

whatever garrett

do you want this to be hypothetical?

[smithwasright]

Why?

Do you have feelings for me, Jimmy Hopkins? After everything I did to you? That's ridiculous. You couldn't possibly actually like me.

This is some kind of revenge plot, isn't it? Hm? You think you can get close to me, make me trust you, and then break my heart?

Nice try, Hopkins. I won't let you.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Oh my god, relax. Christ, this is why i dont flirt with you ever ugh

You didnt answer the question gary, what do you want?

[smithwasright]

I'm not telling you. You'll have to figure it out yourself. If you really liked me, Jimmy, that shouldn't be very difficult, should it?

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

im no mind reader. I never said i like you.

i just think you smell nice and your face is stupid and i like how focused you get or whatever. Its cool or whatever or like- cute or something i- look

[smithwasright]

Pssh. You're terrible at this, James.

You think I smell nice, you like my face, you think I'm cute... and yet you still can't bring yourself to say you like me. You're all talk.

If you're going to flirt with me, at least have the nerve to do something about it. Go on, kiss me.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Do- do you want me to?

[smithwasright]

Do you? You're the one who was just going on about how cute I am. So prove it. I'm waiting.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Duh- uh, ok, *he leans in and gives gary like so most awkward stiff peck ever because hes really nervy*

[smithwasright]

…Oh my God. You actually kissed me. I thought you were just talking! You always talk!

That was my first proper kiss, too. My first. The very first! Oh God, James, you can't tell anyone. You understand? If anyone finds out about this, I'll be a laughing stock! My first kiss was with Jimmy Hopkins!

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

YOU TOLD ME TO KISS YOU!!!

[smithwasright]

I KNOW! I KNOW I TOLD YOU TO! YOU DON'T HAVE TO REMIND ME, JAMES!

I didn't think you'd actually do it! I thought you'd chicken out, or make some stupid joke, or… something! I didn't think my first kiss would actually be with you!

Oh God... and now you've got me saying all this out loud. Forget it. Forget everything I just said. And if you tell anyone, I'll deny the entire thing.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

i dunno i kinda liked it

Do you- do you wanna *kicks rocks and shoves his hands in his pockets* i dunno maybe kiss again?

[smithwasright]

…Keep your voice down, idiot! If we're going to kiss again, we're doing it somewhere private. My dorm. And don't you dare complain about the mess.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Wait dont you have a girlfriend?- eh fuck it, yeah ok

[smithwasright]

Well… we're not exactly exclusive, okay? You have about a billion little admirers yourself, surely you understand.

[headgirlamber]

Hi guys sorry to bother but I really don't care about smopkins being on any Gary blog as there is no setship to thea nor anyone else's rp blog here really 😭😭 I don't mind Thea mentioning here but for the sake of smopkins existing on this blog canon or not id appreciate her name being out of it as it could like..prob interfere with the ship going on here 🥹🥹 @jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog @smithwasright ))

That's alllll sorry to botherrrr!!!!))

[smithwasright]

[OOC] My Gary blog isn't setship so no worries there. I'll keep that in mind for future reference! Thea won't be mentioned by me in posts containing ships that don't involve her. 💚

[smithwasright]

Do you like it, Gary?

No, I don't like it. Obviously not. What kind of idiot would think I look better without hair?

Delete that. It's demeaning!

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

shaving you bald as we speak watch out pretty boy

[smithwasright]

Touch my hair and you're going straight to the Hole, Jimmy. I'll tell Russell you've been talking crap about his mother again. Then we'll see who's pretty.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Still you (haha got em!!)

[smithwasright]

Shut up, moron. You don't get to threaten me and then suddenly start acting charming when you realize you've pushed your luck. What, you think calling me pretty is going to save you? You're an idiot!

...And because you're an idiot, I suppose I'll let you off this time. Consider yourself lucky, James. You're clearly too stupid to know any better.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Oh come on, im just playing. Dont get your panties in a twist

you think im charming?

[smithwasright]

Pssh. No. Don't flatter yourself, Hopkins.

I said you were acting charming. Not that you were. There's a difference.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

My bad. You think i act charming?

garrett my man has anyone told you you have such pretty eyes? Pretty bambi eyes

[smithwasright]

"Pretty Bambi eyes"? Seriously? They're brown. That's all.

…And don't call me Garrett. Nobody calls me that. The only people who ever did were my parents, and I don't exactly have fond memories of them.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

theyre big and pretty. Youve got that manic sparkle in your eye and those long lashes. If you were a girl- anyways, *awkward coughing* then dont call me james

[smithwasright]

If I were a girl, what?

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Nothin, duh

[smithwasright]

Right. That's why you suddenly started coughing for no reason.

You were definitely going to say something, James. Go on. Admit it.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

It was stupid. It was a bad joke

[smithwasright]

Everything that comes out of your mouth is stupid, James. What difference does it make? You may as well have finished the joke.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

If you were a girl i probably wouldve been into you when we were friends

[smithwasright]

Oh, please, James. Don't give me that. As if you're not into boys too.

You think I didn't notice you exchanging flowers and kisses with Trent? Gord? Kirby? And who knows who else? I told you, nothing escapes my notice. I see everything. So don't sit there pretending this is all hypothetical.

You're a terrible liar, James. I know exactly what you're like.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

whatever garrett

do you want this to be hypothetical?

[smithwasright]

Why?

Do you have feelings for me, Jimmy Hopkins? After everything I did to you? That's ridiculous. You couldn't possibly actually like me.

This is some kind of revenge plot, isn't it? Hm? You think you can get close to me, make me trust you, and then break my heart?

Nice try, Hopkins. I won't let you.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Oh my god, relax. Christ, this is why i dont flirt with you ever ugh

You didnt answer the question gary, what do you want?

[smithwasright]

I'm not telling you. You'll have to figure it out yourself. If you really liked me, Jimmy, that shouldn't be very difficult, should it?

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

im no mind reader. I never said i like you.

i just think you smell nice and your face is stupid and i like how focused you get or whatever. Its cool or whatever or like- cute or something i- look

[smithwasright]

Pssh. You're terrible at this, James.

You think I smell nice, you like my face, you think I'm cute... and yet you still can't bring yourself to say you like me. You're all talk.

If you're going to flirt with me, at least have the nerve to do something about it. Go on, kiss me.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Do- do you want me to?

[smithwasright]

Do you? You're the one who was just going on about how cute I am. So prove it. I'm waiting.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Duh- uh, ok, *he leans in and gives gary like so most awkward stiff peck ever because hes really nervy*

[smithwasright]

…Oh my God. You actually kissed me. I thought you were just talking! You always talk!

That was my first proper kiss, too. My first. The very first! Oh God, James, you can't tell anyone. You understand? If anyone finds out about this, I'll be a laughing stock! My first kiss was with Jimmy Hopkins!

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

YOU TOLD ME TO KISS YOU!!!

[smithwasright]

I KNOW! I KNOW I TOLD YOU TO! YOU DON'T HAVE TO REMIND ME, JAMES!

I didn't think you'd actually do it! I thought you'd chicken out, or make some stupid joke, or… something! I didn't think my first kiss would actually be with you!

Oh God... and now you've got me saying all this out loud. Forget it. Forget everything I just said. And if you tell anyone, I'll deny the entire thing.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

i dunno i kinda liked it

Do you- do you wanna *kicks rocks and shoves his hands in his pockets* i dunno maybe kiss again?

[smithwasright]

…Keep your voice down, idiot! If we're going to kiss again, we're doing it somewhere private. My dorm. And don't you dare complain about the mess.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Wait dont you have a girlfriend?- eh fuck it, yeah ok

[smithwasright]

Well… we're not exactly exclusive, okay? You have about a billion little admirers yourself, surely you understand.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Good enough for me.

ok not commenting on the mess but, why does your room smell like BO and skunk weed and your shitty ass stupid cologne and- you still have my jacket???

[smithwasright]

You're smelling yourself, James. I keep my room perfectly well.

The rest is obviously your jacket. Which, by the way, I'm keeping. You left it here, so technically it's mine now. And stop complaining about the cologne. It was expensive, so I'm making good use of it. If you don't like the smell, you can always leave.

…Though I'd rather you didn't.

[smithwasright]

Do you like it, Gary?

No, I don't like it. Obviously not. What kind of idiot would think I look better without hair?

Delete that. It's demeaning!

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

shaving you bald as we speak watch out pretty boy

[smithwasright]

Touch my hair and you're going straight to the Hole, Jimmy. I'll tell Russell you've been talking crap about his mother again. Then we'll see who's pretty.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Still you (haha got em!!)

[smithwasright]

Shut up, moron. You don't get to threaten me and then suddenly start acting charming when you realize you've pushed your luck. What, you think calling me pretty is going to save you? You're an idiot!

...And because you're an idiot, I suppose I'll let you off this time. Consider yourself lucky, James. You're clearly too stupid to know any better.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Oh come on, im just playing. Dont get your panties in a twist

you think im charming?

[smithwasright]

Pssh. No. Don't flatter yourself, Hopkins.

I said you were acting charming. Not that you were. There's a difference.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

My bad. You think i act charming?

garrett my man has anyone told you you have such pretty eyes? Pretty bambi eyes

[smithwasright]

"Pretty Bambi eyes"? Seriously? They're brown. That's all.

…And don't call me Garrett. Nobody calls me that. The only people who ever did were my parents, and I don't exactly have fond memories of them.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

theyre big and pretty. Youve got that manic sparkle in your eye and those long lashes. If you were a girl- anyways, *awkward coughing* then dont call me james

[smithwasright]

If I were a girl, what?

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Nothin, duh

[smithwasright]

Right. That's why you suddenly started coughing for no reason.

You were definitely going to say something, James. Go on. Admit it.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

It was stupid. It was a bad joke

[smithwasright]

Everything that comes out of your mouth is stupid, James. What difference does it make? You may as well have finished the joke.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

If you were a girl i probably wouldve been into you when we were friends

[smithwasright]

Oh, please, James. Don't give me that. As if you're not into boys too.

You think I didn't notice you exchanging flowers and kisses with Trent? Gord? Kirby? And who knows who else? I told you, nothing escapes my notice. I see everything. So don't sit there pretending this is all hypothetical.

You're a terrible liar, James. I know exactly what you're like.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

whatever garrett

do you want this to be hypothetical?

[smithwasright]

Why?

Do you have feelings for me, Jimmy Hopkins? After everything I did to you? That's ridiculous. You couldn't possibly actually like me.

This is some kind of revenge plot, isn't it? Hm? You think you can get close to me, make me trust you, and then break my heart?

Nice try, Hopkins. I won't let you.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Oh my god, relax. Christ, this is why i dont flirt with you ever ugh

You didnt answer the question gary, what do you want?

[smithwasright]

I'm not telling you. You'll have to figure it out yourself. If you really liked me, Jimmy, that shouldn't be very difficult, should it?

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

im no mind reader. I never said i like you.

i just think you smell nice and your face is stupid and i like how focused you get or whatever. Its cool or whatever or like- cute or something i- look

[smithwasright]

Pssh. You're terrible at this, James.

You think I smell nice, you like my face, you think I'm cute... and yet you still can't bring yourself to say you like me. You're all talk.

If you're going to flirt with me, at least have the nerve to do something about it. Go on, kiss me.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Do- do you want me to?

[smithwasright]

Do you? You're the one who was just going on about how cute I am. So prove it. I'm waiting.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Duh- uh, ok, *he leans in and gives gary like so most awkward stiff peck ever because hes really nervy*

[smithwasright]

…Oh my God. You actually kissed me. I thought you were just talking! You always talk!

That was my first proper kiss, too. My first. The very first! Oh God, James, you can't tell anyone. You understand? If anyone finds out about this, I'll be a laughing stock! My first kiss was with Jimmy Hopkins!

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

YOU TOLD ME TO KISS YOU!!!

[smithwasright]

I KNOW! I KNOW I TOLD YOU TO! YOU DON'T HAVE TO REMIND ME, JAMES!

I didn't think you'd actually do it! I thought you'd chicken out, or make some stupid joke, or… something! I didn't think my first kiss would actually be with you!

Oh God... and now you've got me saying all this out loud. Forget it. Forget everything I just said. And if you tell anyone, I'll deny the entire thing.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

i dunno i kinda liked it

Do you- do you wanna *kicks rocks and shoves his hands in his pockets* i dunno maybe kiss again?

[smithwasright]

…Keep your voice down, idiot! If we're going to kiss again, we're doing it somewhere private. My dorm. And don't you dare complain about the mess.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Wait dont you have a girlfriend?- eh fuck it, yeah ok

[smithwasright]

Well… we're not exactly exclusive, okay? You have about a billion little admirers yourself, surely you understand.

[smithwasright]

Do you like it, Gary?

No, I don't like it. Obviously not. What kind of idiot would think I look better without hair?

Delete that. It's demeaning!

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

shaving you bald as we speak watch out pretty boy

[smithwasright]

Touch my hair and you're going straight to the Hole, Jimmy. I'll tell Russell you've been talking crap about his mother again. Then we'll see who's pretty.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Still you (haha got em!!)

[smithwasright]

Shut up, moron. You don't get to threaten me and then suddenly start acting charming when you realize you've pushed your luck. What, you think calling me pretty is going to save you? You're an idiot!

...And because you're an idiot, I suppose I'll let you off this time. Consider yourself lucky, James. You're clearly too stupid to know any better.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Oh come on, im just playing. Dont get your panties in a twist

you think im charming?

[smithwasright]

Pssh. No. Don't flatter yourself, Hopkins.

I said you were acting charming. Not that you were. There's a difference.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

My bad. You think i act charming?

garrett my man has anyone told you you have such pretty eyes? Pretty bambi eyes

[smithwasright]

"Pretty Bambi eyes"? Seriously? They're brown. That's all.

…And don't call me Garrett. Nobody calls me that. The only people who ever did were my parents, and I don't exactly have fond memories of them.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

theyre big and pretty. Youve got that manic sparkle in your eye and those long lashes. If you were a girl- anyways, *awkward coughing* then dont call me james

[smithwasright]

If I were a girl, what?

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Nothin, duh

[smithwasright]

Right. That's why you suddenly started coughing for no reason.

You were definitely going to say something, James. Go on. Admit it.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

It was stupid. It was a bad joke

[smithwasright]

Everything that comes out of your mouth is stupid, James. What difference does it make? You may as well have finished the joke.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

If you were a girl i probably wouldve been into you when we were friends

[smithwasright]

Oh, please, James. Don't give me that. As if you're not into boys too.

You think I didn't notice you exchanging flowers and kisses with Trent? Gord? Kirby? And who knows who else? I told you, nothing escapes my notice. I see everything. So don't sit there pretending this is all hypothetical.

You're a terrible liar, James. I know exactly what you're like.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

whatever garrett

do you want this to be hypothetical?

[smithwasright]

Why?

Do you have feelings for me, Jimmy Hopkins? After everything I did to you? That's ridiculous. You couldn't possibly actually like me.

This is some kind of revenge plot, isn't it? Hm? You think you can get close to me, make me trust you, and then break my heart?

Nice try, Hopkins. I won't let you.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Oh my god, relax. Christ, this is why i dont flirt with you ever ugh

You didnt answer the question gary, what do you want?

[smithwasright]

I'm not telling you. You'll have to figure it out yourself. If you really liked me, Jimmy, that shouldn't be very difficult, should it?

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

im no mind reader. I never said i like you.

i just think you smell nice and your face is stupid and i like how focused you get or whatever. Its cool or whatever or like- cute or something i- look

[smithwasright]

Pssh. You're terrible at this, James.

You think I smell nice, you like my face, you think I'm cute... and yet you still can't bring yourself to say you like me. You're all talk.

If you're going to flirt with me, at least have the nerve to do something about it. Go on, kiss me.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Do- do you want me to?

[smithwasright]

Do you? You're the one who was just going on about how cute I am. So prove it. I'm waiting.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Duh- uh, ok, *he leans in and gives gary like so most awkward stiff peck ever because hes really nervy*

[smithwasright]

…Oh my God. You actually kissed me. I thought you were just talking! You always talk!

That was my first proper kiss, too. My first. The very first! Oh God, James, you can't tell anyone. You understand? If anyone finds out about this, I'll be a laughing stock! My first kiss was with Jimmy Hopkins!

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

YOU TOLD ME TO KISS YOU!!!

[smithwasright]

I KNOW! I KNOW I TOLD YOU TO! YOU DON'T HAVE TO REMIND ME, JAMES!

I didn't think you'd actually do it! I thought you'd chicken out, or make some stupid joke, or… something! I didn't think my first kiss would actually be with you!

Oh God... and now you've got me saying all this out loud. Forget it. Forget everything I just said. And if you tell anyone, I'll deny the entire thing.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

i dunno i kinda liked it

Do you- do you wanna *kicks rocks and shoves his hands in his pockets* i dunno maybe kiss again?

[smithwasright]

…Keep your voice down, idiot! If we're going to kiss again, we're doing it somewhere private. My dorm. And don't you dare complain about the mess.

[smithwasright]

Do you like it, Gary?

No, I don't like it. Obviously not. What kind of idiot would think I look better without hair?

Delete that. It's demeaning!

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

shaving you bald as we speak watch out pretty boy

[smithwasright]

Touch my hair and you're going straight to the Hole, Jimmy. I'll tell Russell you've been talking crap about his mother again. Then we'll see who's pretty.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Still you (haha got em!!)

[smithwasright]

Shut up, moron. You don't get to threaten me and then suddenly start acting charming when you realize you've pushed your luck. What, you think calling me pretty is going to save you? You're an idiot!

...And because you're an idiot, I suppose I'll let you off this time. Consider yourself lucky, James. You're clearly too stupid to know any better.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Oh come on, im just playing. Dont get your panties in a twist

you think im charming?

[smithwasright]

Pssh. No. Don't flatter yourself, Hopkins.

I said you were acting charming. Not that you were. There's a difference.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

My bad. You think i act charming?

garrett my man has anyone told you you have such pretty eyes? Pretty bambi eyes

[smithwasright]

"Pretty Bambi eyes"? Seriously? They're brown. That's all.

…And don't call me Garrett. Nobody calls me that. The only people who ever did were my parents, and I don't exactly have fond memories of them.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

theyre big and pretty. Youve got that manic sparkle in your eye and those long lashes. If you were a girl- anyways, *awkward coughing* then dont call me james

[smithwasright]

If I were a girl, what?

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Nothin, duh

[smithwasright]

Right. That's why you suddenly started coughing for no reason.

You were definitely going to say something, James. Go on. Admit it.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

It was stupid. It was a bad joke

[smithwasright]

Everything that comes out of your mouth is stupid, James. What difference does it make? You may as well have finished the joke.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

If you were a girl i probably wouldve been into you when we were friends

[smithwasright]

Oh, please, James. Don't give me that. As if you're not into boys too.

You think I didn't notice you exchanging flowers and kisses with Trent? Gord? Kirby? And who knows who else? I told you, nothing escapes my notice. I see everything. So don't sit there pretending this is all hypothetical.

You're a terrible liar, James. I know exactly what you're like.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

whatever garrett

do you want this to be hypothetical?

[smithwasright]

Why?

Do you have feelings for me, Jimmy Hopkins? After everything I did to you? That's ridiculous. You couldn't possibly actually like me.

This is some kind of revenge plot, isn't it? Hm? You think you can get close to me, make me trust you, and then break my heart?

Nice try, Hopkins. I won't let you.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Oh my god, relax. Christ, this is why i dont flirt with you ever ugh

You didnt answer the question gary, what do you want?

[smithwasright]

I'm not telling you. You'll have to figure it out yourself. If you really liked me, Jimmy, that shouldn't be very difficult, should it?

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

im no mind reader. I never said i like you.

i just think you smell nice and your face is stupid and i like how focused you get or whatever. Its cool or whatever or like- cute or something i- look

[smithwasright]

Pssh. You're terrible at this, James.

You think I smell nice, you like my face, you think I'm cute... and yet you still can't bring yourself to say you like me. You're all talk.

If you're going to flirt with me, at least have the nerve to do something about it. Go on, kiss me.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Do- do you want me to?

[smithwasright]

Do you? You're the one who was just going on about how cute I am. So prove it. I'm waiting.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Duh- uh, ok, *he leans in and gives gary like so most awkward stiff peck ever because hes really nervy*

[smithwasright]

…Oh my God. You actually kissed me. I thought you were just talking! You always talk!

That was my first proper kiss, too. My first. The very first! Oh God, James, you can't tell anyone. You understand? If anyone finds out about this, I'll be a laughing stock! My first kiss was with Jimmy Hopkins!

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

YOU TOLD ME TO KISS YOU!!!

[smithwasright]

I KNOW! I KNOW I TOLD YOU TO! YOU DON'T HAVE TO REMIND ME, JAMES!

I didn't think you'd actually do it! I thought you'd chicken out, or make some stupid joke, or… something! I didn't think my first kiss would actually be with you!

Oh God... and now you've got me saying all this out loud. Forget it. Forget everything I just said. And if you tell anyone, I'll deny the entire thing.

[smithwasright]

Do you like it, Gary?

No, I don't like it. Obviously not. What kind of idiot would think I look better without hair?

Delete that. It's demeaning!

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

shaving you bald as we speak watch out pretty boy

[smithwasright]

Touch my hair and you're going straight to the Hole, Jimmy. I'll tell Russell you've been talking crap about his mother again. Then we'll see who's pretty.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Still you (haha got em!!)

[smithwasright]

Shut up, moron. You don't get to threaten me and then suddenly start acting charming when you realize you've pushed your luck. What, you think calling me pretty is going to save you? You're an idiot!

...And because you're an idiot, I suppose I'll let you off this time. Consider yourself lucky, James. You're clearly too stupid to know any better.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Oh come on, im just playing. Dont get your panties in a twist

you think im charming?

[smithwasright]

Pssh. No. Don't flatter yourself, Hopkins.

I said you were acting charming. Not that you were. There's a difference.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

My bad. You think i act charming?

garrett my man has anyone told you you have such pretty eyes? Pretty bambi eyes

[smithwasright]

"Pretty Bambi eyes"? Seriously? They're brown. That's all.

…And don't call me Garrett. Nobody calls me that. The only people who ever did were my parents, and I don't exactly have fond memories of them.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

theyre big and pretty. Youve got that manic sparkle in your eye and those long lashes. If you were a girl- anyways, *awkward coughing* then dont call me james

[smithwasright]

If I were a girl, what?

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Nothin, duh

[smithwasright]

Right. That's why you suddenly started coughing for no reason.

You were definitely going to say something, James. Go on. Admit it.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

It was stupid. It was a bad joke

[smithwasright]

Everything that comes out of your mouth is stupid, James. What difference does it make? You may as well have finished the joke.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

If you were a girl i probably wouldve been into you when we were friends

[smithwasright]

Oh, please, James. Don't give me that. As if you're not into boys too.

You think I didn't notice you exchanging flowers and kisses with Trent? Gord? Kirby? And who knows who else? I told you, nothing escapes my notice. I see everything. So don't sit there pretending this is all hypothetical.

You're a terrible liar, James. I know exactly what you're like.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

whatever garrett

do you want this to be hypothetical?

[smithwasright]

Why?

Do you have feelings for me, Jimmy Hopkins? After everything I did to you? That's ridiculous. You couldn't possibly actually like me.

This is some kind of revenge plot, isn't it? Hm? You think you can get close to me, make me trust you, and then break my heart?

Nice try, Hopkins. I won't let you.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Oh my god, relax. Christ, this is why i dont flirt with you ever ugh

You didnt answer the question gary, what do you want?

[smithwasright]

I'm not telling you. You'll have to figure it out yourself. If you really liked me, Jimmy, that shouldn't be very difficult, should it?

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

im no mind reader. I never said i like you.

i just think you smell nice and your face is stupid and i like how focused you get or whatever. Its cool or whatever or like- cute or something i- look

[smithwasright]

Pssh. You're terrible at this, James.

You think I smell nice, you like my face, you think I'm cute... and yet you still can't bring yourself to say you like me. You're all talk.

If you're going to flirt with me, at least have the nerve to do something about it. Go on, kiss me.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Do- do you want me to?

[smithwasright]

Do you? You're the one who was just going on about how cute I am. So prove it. I'm waiting.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Duh- uh, ok, *he leans in and gives gary like so most awkward stiff peck ever because hes really nervy*

[smithwasright]

…Oh my God. You actually kissed me. I thought you were just talking! You always talk!

That was my first proper kiss, too. My first. The very first! Oh God, James, you can't tell anyone. You understand? If anyone finds out about this, I'll be a laughing stock! My first kiss was with Jimmy Hopkins!