Jimmy’s Super Cool and Really Dope Blog

Ooc or whatever idk DUDE IF U HAVE A BETTER RNAME FOR THIS LMK LMFAOOOOO I dont have a setship or many boundaries just keep it sfw i legit do not gaf abt anything else im jst 2 goof around I am dog shit at rp cuz my ass is way too distinct and opinionated but im a self proclaimed super rad ao3 author so idk Im a dude my name is Johnny I use he/him so for once a funny blog is actually ram by EHATS THIS A BUTCH FTM LESBOY? G-G-GROSS! yeah anyways I think I'm funny that's it

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Are we close enough for da bob?

[bullworthsheadboy]

I got tired of Jimmy talking shit and decided to show him who's boss. But one of his boyfriends had to come save him

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Fuck did i do to u???

[bullworthsheadboy]

A lot asshole.

[headgirlamber]

keep goin',you two! as if dogs mating!

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Why why did you say this amber THEA WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

[headgirlamber]

Nothinnnnn' !! you both are just..fun t' tease is alllll...

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

I will never understand you or smith you freaks were made for each other ugh

[headgirlamber]

Ohhh,reallyyy???—

Oh,thank youuuu!

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Was NOT a compliment

[bullworthsheadboy]

I got tired of Jimmy talking shit and decided to show him who's boss. But one of his boyfriends had to come save him

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Fuck did i do to u???

[bullworthsheadboy]

A lot asshole.

[headgirlamber]

keep goin',you two! as if dogs mating!

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Why why did you say this amber THEA WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

[headgirlamber]

Nothinnnnn' !! you both are just..fun t' tease is alllll...

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

I will never understand you or smith you freaks were made for each other ugh

[bullworthsheadboy]

I got tired of Jimmy talking shit and decided to show him who's boss. But one of his boyfriends had to come save him

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Fuck did i do to u???

[bullworthsheadboy]

A lot asshole.

[headgirlamber]

keep goin',you two! as if dogs mating!

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Why why did you say this amber THEA WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

[bullworthsheadboy]

I got tired of Jimmy talking shit and decided to show him who's boss. But one of his boyfriends had to come save him

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Fuck did i do to u???

[bullworthsheadboy]

A lot asshole.

[pure-blue-blood]

What is the deal with him? This kid is seriously irrelevant.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Me or smith

[bullworthsheadboy]

I got tired of Jimmy talking shit and decided to show him who's boss. But one of his boyfriends had to come save him

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Fuck did i do to u???

[thekingaroundheree]

What’s with the leather jackets? Do you think it makes you look scary or something

- @pure-blue-blood

Wow dat’s nice dear very nice. What kinda stupid question is dis? Whaddya think, da greasers are only here ta be scary and dats it? They look cool— dat’s it. Why do ya wear dem stupid aqua-berry sweaters? Because they make you look stupid.

[pure-blue-blood]

I wouldn’t say cool. I don’t know why they even let you people wear those stupid things around campus.

Aquaberry looks good. I think you’re just mad you can’t afford it.

[thekingaroundheree]

Yeah okay. Sure pretty boy. Say, when’s da last time ya got a compliment wearing dat shit? And don’t say from one of yer boys. Dat’s jus’ weak.

[pure-blue-blood]

Well, for starters, you just called me “pretty”. So that’s one compliment already. Gonna give me another one, Johnny?

[thekingaroundheree]

In yer fuckin’ dreams. How’d dat cousin girlfriend of yers? Oh yeah. She’s totally swoonin’ over Hopkins now. You still goin’ down da family tree or do ya date “outsiders”?

[pure-blue-blood]

Are you serious bringing up my relationship? At least I have a decent girlfriend. Seems like yours can’t keep her eyes off of every guy in the school. She’s trashy. You really are pathetic, letting her walk all over you like that..

[thekingaroundheree]

Seems like ya care enough ta pay attention ta my love life huh? Ya want us ta split or somethin’? Ya jus’ think i’m gonna put one year of dating down da drain? Yer da pathetic one. Maybe ya really are jus’ a preppy brat.

An’ why do ya care so much ‘bout what my woman does ta me? Ya jealous or somethin’, dreamboat?

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Holy shit this is gay as hell PLEASE get off tumblr and get a room PLEASE or else i’ll have to guage my eyes out with a metal spoon

[thekingaroundheree]

I seriously wouldn’t be talkin’ wit’ DAT name. I mean seriously? Who even talks to ya?

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

What about my blog name is gay?

[thekingaroundheree]

What’s with the leather jackets? Do you think it makes you look scary or something

- @pure-blue-blood

Wow dat’s nice dear very nice. What kinda stupid question is dis? Whaddya think, da greasers are only here ta be scary and dats it? They look cool— dat’s it. Why do ya wear dem stupid aqua-berry sweaters? Because they make you look stupid.

[pure-blue-blood]

I wouldn’t say cool. I don’t know why they even let you people wear those stupid things around campus.

Aquaberry looks good. I think you’re just mad you can’t afford it.

[thekingaroundheree]

Yeah okay. Sure pretty boy. Say, when’s da last time ya got a compliment wearing dat shit? And don’t say from one of yer boys. Dat’s jus’ weak.

[pure-blue-blood]

Well, for starters, you just called me “pretty”. So that’s one compliment already. Gonna give me another one, Johnny?

[thekingaroundheree]

In yer fuckin’ dreams. How’d dat cousin girlfriend of yers? Oh yeah. She’s totally swoonin’ over Hopkins now. You still goin’ down da family tree or do ya date “outsiders”?

[pure-blue-blood]

Are you serious bringing up my relationship? At least I have a decent girlfriend. Seems like yours can’t keep her eyes off of every guy in the school. She’s trashy. You really are pathetic, letting her walk all over you like that..

[thekingaroundheree]

Seems like ya care enough ta pay attention ta my love life huh? Ya want us ta split or somethin’? Ya jus’ think i’m gonna put one year of dating down da drain? Yer da pathetic one. Maybe ya really are jus’ a preppy brat.

An’ why do ya care so much ‘bout what my woman does ta me? Ya jealous or somethin’, dreamboat?

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Holy shit this is gay as hell PLEASE get off tumblr and get a room PLEASE or else i’ll have to guage my eyes out with a metal spoon

[addmoggergod]

If you ever marry your douchebag bf then who would wear the dress?? or is it a suit AND a dress?

first of all hes not a douchebag, moron 😒 youre just jealous you dont have someone like james. anyways neither of us would be wearing a dress, obviously. im sure i could pull one off though 😂😂 #mogged

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Ya thats heteronormative bullshit and im not marrying his wimpy ass

[certifiedcooldude]

Ouppy jimmay bnuuy petay yay or nay

OH, WOW!!!!!!

@jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog JIMMY, LOOK LOOK! THEY MADE US INTO ANIMALS! well, animal HUMAN creatures!

THIS IS SO COOL!!! WOAH.

IM SURE JIMMY WILL LIKE IT ASWELL!!!!!

i give this a YAY!

#whosethecoolestofthecool #itsjimmy #aaandme

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Woah! Holy crap thats dope! We look sick as hell

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

can you address the bunny allegations

for example:

i dont care if im also bunny hopkins we dont talk about that

Im ok with being a bunny. Rabbits are scary as hell

[smithwasright]

Why do you smell like wet dog?

-@jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog

Because I was near your mother.

...What? You asked.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Ugh youre the worst. I noticed your wolf shirt on the floor earlier. Pretty dorky. Are they your favorite animal or something?

[smithwasright]

So what if I own a wolf shirt?

You own that ridiculous reindeer sweater your mother gave you for Christmas. You have absolutely no authority to tell anyone what's dorky.

At least wolves are interesting. What's your excuse?

Besides, I happen to think it looks good on me. Which is more than I can say for whatever was going on with that sweater. Green really isn't your color, Hopkins.

So keep your opinions to yourself. And stop going through my things. It's creepy.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Whatever perv, youre whose always taking weird candid pictures of me

i wasnt making fun of it its cute that you have a dorky wolf shirt ok?

Green is so my color

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

burps hi are u gonna eat that glass shard

No wtf

[smithwasright]

Why do you smell like wet dog?

-@jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog

Because I was near your mother.

...What? You asked.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

ooc

ITS THIS ONE IFOUND IT

[smithwasright]

[OOC] LMAOO he would definitely own something like this!! Probably custom ordered too so that the guy in the bottom is him.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

ooc I wear it every Friday for alpha friday it’s the funniest best shirt I own

[smithwasright]

Why do you smell like wet dog?

-@jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog

Because I was near your mother.

...What? You asked.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

ooc

ITS THIS ONE IFOUND IT

[smithwasright]

Why do you smell like wet dog?

-@jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog

Because I was near your mother.

...What? You asked.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Ugh youre the worst. I noticed your wolf shirt on the floor earlier. Pretty dorky. Are they your favorite animal or something?

[smithwasright]

here puppy! would you like a bone?

Excuse me? I'm no mutt. And I certainly don't want your ridiculous bone. You can keep it.

[jimmyhopkinsreallydopeblog]

Theres a joke here somewhere i know it