[TIME]: You’re sweet, Wolfgang. That’s why you’ve been entrusted with such incredible power. But that naivete will get you split from gullet to belly in a back alley.
[UNIVERSE]: Yes, you really should get some better assistants. Or learn some self-defense.
[TIME]: Anyway, we have a job for you, and it's all kinds of important. As I’m sure you’re aware, chaos abounds in Windenburg. Gods being reborn, curses unwinding, sharp-toothed idiots waking the thing that hunts.
[WOLFGANG]: Whoa. I don’t know anything about that stuff.
[UNIVERSE]: We sent you the messages clear as day.
[WOLFGANG]: You mean my nightmares? Those weren’t clear. They were terrifying and confusing and…gods? Sorry, did you say gods?
[TIME]: Yes, dear, keep up. Now that she’s with us, things are going to get complicated. Ghosts have been neglected for quite a while, not casting blame, but I did say they needed more attention, and—
[WOLFGANG]: And the dead shall have their own god. A small god, but mighty. A vengeful thing who will bring grace to endings. And woe be unto those who cross her.
[UNIVERSE]: Oh! You did get the message
[TIME]: Is that really what you wrote?
[UNIVERSE]: Is this the argument you want to have with me right now?
[TIME]: We’ll finish this at home tonight.
[TIME]: Anyway, it's that vengeance part. You’ll need to make sure she gets a handle on that.
[WOLFGANG]: What?
[TIME]: Yes, and also get a handle on The Hunt.
[UNIVERSE]: Not a literal handle. Don’t touch him. He’ll kill you.
[TIME]: Well, Akira will too. Probably. He’s very impatient, that child. But what more can you expect from Fate?
[WOLFGANG]: Kiki? Wait…no. That’s the ghost.
[TIME/UNIVERSE]: Ghost? You got a message from a ghost? How?
[WOLFGANG]: Uh…she said Edith told her to make sure I remember her name so…
[TIME]: Meddling. And I’ll give you a devil of a guess as to “who,” but here’s a clue: it's definitely your fault.
[UNIVERSE]: I didn’t make him the way he is. You create entropy and destroy a world once, and man never lets you hear the end of it.
[WOLFGANG]: I…I really can’t stress enough how crazy that sounds. Also, I don’t know what’s going on here.
[TIME]: You will. Just help them is all. See that those who deserve it get their just desserts, but not so much dessert that it wipes half the world off the map, killing everyone you know and love and spinning us into an apocalyptic event well before we’ve scheduled it.
[UNIVERSE]: Exactly. Now, go do your job and take your little assistants with you. And don’t forget to grab the box.
[WOLFGANG]: Wait! How do I—
(Darling, Wolfgang, and Morgan are zapped out of existence. Things are quiet. Cam gets up and starts creeping through the shop)
[CAM]: Shit! I’ve got to get out of here.
[TIME]: Oh no, honey, don’t think we forgot about you.
[UNIVERSE]: She is clever.
[TIME]: Yes, and she’ll still be clever later when we need her. Back to your original timeline, dear. See you soon.
[CAM]: No! Help!
(Cam is zapped outside. She seems confused. She looks at the shop door, but it's closed.)
[CAM]: Closed? I thought I had an appointment.
(She looks at her watch)
[CAM]: It’s 2 pm. I moved it to now so I could get over brunch and—ow!
(looks down at her arm)
[CAM]: How the hell did I already get my tattoo? Something weird is going on, and I’m gonna figure out what.
What pisses me off the most about there being early access content for paralives is the fact that it’s an INDIE GAME. it’s not a multi million dollar company like EA. It’s an early access indie game and some of you are so fucking greedy for cash that you wanna profit off of it? We already have to deal with this shit in the sims like the community is fucking infested with it and now you wanna do this to paralives when they literally told us that we’d always be getting updates for free???? Loser behaviour. You’re a loser
people on here make ocs and they're mostly men and they ship characters and they're always men and they have favourite characters and they're always men but sometimes they say the men are like women not trans ones though because that would be guh-ross and harsh the vibe of the #fandomspace and they write fanfiction about men and talk about how complicated and #deeplywritten their male favs are and they'll watch movies and tv shows with mostly male casts in every way that matters and not question it because well what do you want them to do about it and they don't even care that that's what they're doing to them it's pure coincidence they always like the male characters better it's pure chance that women are only interesting as yaoi cheerleaders and actually when they write female characters as yaoi cheerleaders they're doing them a favour because they were just so poorly written in the source material it's the charitable thing to do men men men men men men men and if you say anything about it well you're being a killjoy you're being no fun you're being homophobic you're being a misandrist god what is it about women right what is it about women always trying to ruin our fun? why do they care so much? they're just women. who wants to think about women at all.
+ i've been wanting to try out this cas makeover for the longest time! i figured i'd start out with one of my favorite vampires! Helena Zhao by the lovely @thebramblewood! i wanted to add a little twist by adding in a song that reminded me of the creator's oc and with the title of Helena's story, i can't help but think of the iconic song by bauhaus and that is bela lugosi's dead. typography inspo credits here: x and x. annd more goodies below the cut!
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