Norisville Ninja

800 years old || He/They || At your service!

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☆ It's Ninja'O clock!! ☆

Alright, I had my "man on the inside" convince me that it'd be absolutely bruce to start a blog, and maybe it'd persuade more people that they're able to rely on the Ninja!

Asks are 100% open, functioning, and ready for some action! Feel free to ask whatever you want, as long as it's family-friendly of course! Don't be wonk!

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THIS ACCOUNT STILL ALIVE?? /lh /gen

I'd be worried if it wasn't!! I promise you, as Norrisville's Ninja, I'm gonna keep my peeps updated!!

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How's Norrisville High holdin' up? I'm joining it as a freshman this year so to save myself from *f l a c k*ville (eugh) Also is Slimovitz's car wrecked again-

Slimovitz's car is always wrecked, ugh, I can't with that guy, if he wasn't always parking his car in the most wonk places-- maybe I should ask him to park a few blocks away for the next month, see if it makes a difference?

Alsoooo, glad to have you here, welcome to Norrisville! Little piece of advice.. You see a guy walking around named Bash? Just ignore him, he's like the worst junior here!

Whoop whoop!! GO CARP!!

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play any video games?

Schyeah! I mean, who doesn't!? I've been really into Grave Puncher again with the release of the 12th game!!

I prefer fighting games in general, really try to hone my ninja skills!

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Hi ninja!, so you have a ninja ukulele. Do you have any other ninj-related instruments, like ninja guitar?

Oh, believe me, I can play almost anything!! I've been told I play a mean theremin though!!

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pssst…ninja….whos the guy u doodled in blue and the girl u doodled in purple? 👀🤨

NOBODY!!!

I mean, whaaaaaaaaaat?? pshhhh...

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Ninja, you've been doing this for how many years now? How do you keep going? What's your motivation?

This is my firs- I mean 801st year doing this, It's basically like an anniversary! And, to get a little real with the crowd tonight; when I see a student get stanked, I know they're at a really low point, whether that's bullies humiliating them, or friends not quite understanding... They get to such a low point that they turn into a "monster", they push everyone away and attack, but I know they're just scared and hurting, and in a world where everyone runs away from "monsters", I want to help, genuinely. Everyone's been to that low point before, the least we can do is try to understand when things do go wrong...

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Ninja. I need you to hear me out here. What if you had a motorcycle.

I've thought about it...

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Hey ninja! How are ya?

Honkin' bruce :D!! How are you!?

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NINJA !! what is ur favorite color and ALSO what is the worst color. u can’t say “none of them are bad” u have to pick 🎤🎤🎤

Red! But purple is a super close second! Something about red is just the cheese!!!

And I'll admit it took me a minute to think about the WORST color, but I think green is wonk, now hear me out! Not the nice calming earthy green, that I like! I'm talking about the toxic, gross, villain green. . .

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Ninja, do you ever feel bad about destroying property?

Sometimes, there are moments when I feel horrible seeing the aftermath of a fight, especially if my fighting, although cool, awesome, and bruce! Destroys something a peer loves.

I can't exactly apologize without revealing my identity :( The only times I don't feel bad is if McFist's property is damaged, he's rich enough to buy himself a new wing for his building, and he does NOT pay his workers enough for how he acts, so those folks deserve some time off too!

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Hello Ninja! So- are you immortal in the sense of you literally can't die or you have some kind of profecy around you so you have to fulfill a quest and only then you can rest? Thanks for the help around school btw (OvO)/

Huh. . you know? I've never actually questioned it, I've never died before, and it would be schweet if I was invincible!!

Can you imagine it!? The bad guy goes for the hit, there's a big cloud of smoke, everyone waits with bated breath... and then I'm there!! Ninja-invincible-kick!! Also yeah, no problem, I'm always willing to help out, it's what a good Ninja does (a good ninja is also the brucest guy alive!)

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I know it's late but here- *hands ninja a basket of snacks* I threw in some McSqiddles too, share size. Happy late holloween!

Leftover Halloween candy is the cheese!!! And McSquiddles!? You really have everything!! Thanks!

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Your pronouns are he/him right

I do use he/him pronouns, but I also use they/them, either one is fine! I do it to keep an anonymous feel to my identity! Thank you for asking!

Anybody could be The Ninja!

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I JUST REALIZED WHY DOES THE NINJA HAVE MATH EQUATIONS ON HIS DRAWING

Because I wassssssssss. . .doing math for some totally bruce parkour moves!! . . . yeahhhhh.

A Ninja's gotta keep up on their math skills!! Also, spending so much time around a high school, who knows what could happen? A total stankpocalypse could happen because of Algebra!

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Hey, whose the people in your drawings?

Especially the one in the corner?

Oh? Oh! That's er, nothing! Probably just someone I've seen in passing before, yeah, you know me, The Ninja, you see a lot of people. . . . . . in passing. Anyways, the green guy is my arch nemesis, McFist, DON'T buy any of his products! (Unless it's the new McCoffeepot dropping next Fridayyyyyyyy (whoop whoop)) And in purple is his leading scientist Viceroy! He's super cool and smart and designs all of McFist Industries' products, but also their robots!!

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Hey ninja! Hope your having a good day!

Do you draw?

If so, can we see your drawings??

I'm having a BRUCE day!!! Thank you for asking! And I do draw! These are my most recent doodles!