The Matriarch

28 Bi Ace in this space. UK. A black girl runs this blog. EVERY black life matters

[depsidase]

[redstonedust]

being too warm during the day: well, this sucks, but this temperature makes sense because the sun is up, and the sun is making me warm. i am unhappy but logically i can deal with it for now.

being too warm at night: what if i kill everybody.

[slimegargoyle]

guys you gotta stop thinking of women in their 30s as elderly it’s just misogyny

[courtesyname]

you also gotta stop thinking about actual elderly women as lesser human beings. Youth is not a measure of one’s worth.

[anxeious]

one thing about me is i’m gonna go lay down

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[whaleiumsharkspeare]

Just so we’re clear, movies that are only 15 years old do not need a remake. And movies that are only 10 years old definitely don’t need a remake

[queer-ragnelle]

And most movies never need a remake!

[drops-of-universe]

*genuinely absorbed zero information* got it

[gaynfl-moved]

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

[gaynfl-moved]

[kosmogrl]

trying to be cool about it

[nonlynear]

www.areyouabadperson.com

[deathgasmic]

who else is up permanently feeling like they did something Wrong

[krasnoarmeyets-deactivated191907]

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

[gardenofdelete998]

pillows have stopped having a cold side some time ago

[hydrachea]

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

[deathcastlvr2]

hanging out with family is sooo weird. what do I say to you

[pinkertoast]

Sighs loudly and dramatically in a way that suggests I desire attention

[oxypill]

another week of whatever the fuck this shit is