(Un)Official Blog of Smokey the Bear

[us-forest-service-official]

U.S. Forest Service cuts raise concerns on protecting public lands and fighting wildfires

Sweeping changes are coming for the U.S. Forest Service, which manages roughly a third of America’s public land. The agency announced a dram

I swear to the Forest Spirits I'm going to go Joker on the current administration. They think I'm some kinda dumb hick. They said that to me at a dinner. Stop or we're going to have problems. Don't make me sic Smokey on you.

[smokey-bear-official]

Dude, you can't just sic me on people like a dog. I have autonomy. And I use that autonomy to prevent forest fires.

That being said, I will maul the fools who dare to defund you. I will literally kill everyone to prevent even one forest fire. Like not actually because I like people and [respectful] tourists help bring much needed revenue. But like, sentiment wise, I will kill everyone. I will eat Tom if these defunding efforts hurt our land preservation efforts.

Only you can prevent forest fires 🫵

[us-forest-service-official]

Sorry bout that one Smokey. I just need reliable people willing to engage in acts of domestic funnyism and you're just the bear for the job. You have a free will. I think. 90% sure about that.

[smokey-bear-official]

Barely (get it lol) a real apology. I'll need to cc in Yogi Bear for this one.

[smokey-bear-official]

Were the heck is yogi-bear-official? Home dog where you at?

[us-forest-service-official]

How am I supposed to know? Also why is Yogi even involved here?

[us-forest-service-official]

Stopped responding to me? Coward.

[smokey-bear-official]

You're big talk for someone withing chomping distance. Fed.

[us-forest-service-official]

U.S. Forest Service cuts raise concerns on protecting public lands and fighting wildfires

Sweeping changes are coming for the U.S. Forest Service, which manages roughly a third of America’s public land. The agency announced a dram

I swear to the Forest Spirits I'm going to go Joker on the current administration. They think I'm some kinda dumb hick. They said that to me at a dinner. Stop or we're going to have problems. Don't make me sic Smokey on you.

[smokey-bear-official]

Dude, you can't just sic me on people like a dog. I have autonomy. And I use that autonomy to prevent forest fires.

That being said, I will maul the fools who dare to defund you. I will literally kill everyone to prevent even one forest fire. Like not actually because I like people and [respectful] tourists help bring much needed revenue. But like, sentiment wise, I will kill everyone. I will eat Tom if these defunding efforts hurt our land preservation efforts.

Only you can prevent forest fires 🫵

[us-forest-service-official]

Sorry bout that one Smokey. I just need reliable people willing to engage in acts of domestic funnyism and you're just the bear for the job. You have a free will. I think. 90% sure about that.

[smokey-bear-official]

Barely (get it lol) a real apology. I'll need to cc in Yogi Bear for this one.

[smokey-bear-official]

Were the heck is yogi-bear-official? Home dog where you at?

[us-forest-service-official]

U.S. Forest Service cuts raise concerns on protecting public lands and fighting wildfires

Sweeping changes are coming for the U.S. Forest Service, which manages roughly a third of America’s public land. The agency announced a dram

I swear to the Forest Spirits I'm going to go Joker on the current administration. They think I'm some kinda dumb hick. They said that to me at a dinner. Stop or we're going to have problems. Don't make me sic Smokey on you.

[smokey-bear-official]

Dude, you can't just sic me on people like a dog. I have autonomy. And I use that autonomy to prevent forest fires.

That being said, I will maul the fools who dare to defund you. I will literally kill everyone to prevent even one forest fire. Like not actually because I like people and [respectful] tourists help bring much needed revenue. But like, sentiment wise, I will kill everyone. I will eat Tom if these defunding efforts hurt our land preservation efforts.

Only you can prevent forest fires 🫵

[us-forest-service-official]

Sorry bout that one Smokey. I just need reliable people willing to engage in acts of domestic funnyism and you're just the bear for the job. You have a free will. I think. 90% sure about that.

[smokey-bear-official]

Barely (get it lol) a real apology. I'll need to cc in Yogi Bear for this one.

[us-forest-service-official]

U.S. Forest Service cuts raise concerns on protecting public lands and fighting wildfires

Sweeping changes are coming for the U.S. Forest Service, which manages roughly a third of America’s public land. The agency announced a dram

I swear to the Forest Spirits I'm going to go Joker on the current administration. They think I'm some kinda dumb hick. They said that to me at a dinner. Stop or we're going to have problems. Don't make me sic Smokey on you.

[smokey-bear-official]

Dude, you can't just sic me on people like a dog. I have autonomy. And I use that autonomy to prevent forest fires.

That being said, I will maul the fools who dare to defund you. I will literally kill everyone to prevent even one forest fire. Like not actually because I like people and [respectful] tourists help bring much needed revenue. But like, sentiment wise, I will kill everyone. I will eat Tom if these defunding efforts hurt our land preservation efforts.

Only you can prevent forest fires 🫵