(Un)Official Blog of the U.S. Forest Service

The totes real blog of the U.S. Forest Service. Smokey The Bear is my bestie. Only you can prevent forest fires. If you don't, we're gonna get your ass.

[us-forest-service-official]

U.S. Forest Service cuts raise concerns on protecting public lands and fighting wildfires

Sweeping changes are coming for the U.S. Forest Service, which manages roughly a third of America’s public land. The agency announced a dram

I swear to the Forest Spirits I'm going to go Joker on the current administration. They think I'm some kinda dumb hick. They said that to me at a dinner. Stop or we're going to have problems. Don't make me sic Smokey on you.

[smokey-bear-official]

Dude, you can't just sic me on people like a dog. I have autonomy. And I use that autonomy to prevent forest fires.

That being said, I will maul the fools who dare to defund you. I will literally kill everyone to prevent even one forest fire. Like not actually because I like people and [respectful] tourists help bring much needed revenue. But like, sentiment wise, I will kill everyone. I will eat Tom if these defunding efforts hurt our land preservation efforts.

Only you can prevent forest fires 🫵

[us-forest-service-official]

Sorry bout that one Smokey. I just need reliable people willing to engage in acts of domestic funnyism and you're just the bear for the job. You have a free will. I think. 90% sure about that.

[smokey-bear-official]

Barely (get it lol) a real apology. I'll need to cc in Yogi Bear for this one.

[smokey-bear-official]

Were the heck is yogi-bear-official? Home dog where you at?

[us-forest-service-official]

How am I supposed to know? Also why is Yogi even involved here?

[us-forest-service-official]

Stopped responding to me? Coward.

[us-forest-service-official]

U.S. Forest Service cuts raise concerns on protecting public lands and fighting wildfires

Sweeping changes are coming for the U.S. Forest Service, which manages roughly a third of America’s public land. The agency announced a dram

I swear to the Forest Spirits I'm going to go Joker on the current administration. They think I'm some kinda dumb hick. They said that to me at a dinner. Stop or we're going to have problems. Don't make me sic Smokey on you.

[smokey-bear-official]

Dude, you can't just sic me on people like a dog. I have autonomy. And I use that autonomy to prevent forest fires.

That being said, I will maul the fools who dare to defund you. I will literally kill everyone to prevent even one forest fire. Like not actually because I like people and [respectful] tourists help bring much needed revenue. But like, sentiment wise, I will kill everyone. I will eat Tom if these defunding efforts hurt our land preservation efforts.

Only you can prevent forest fires 🫵

[us-forest-service-official]

Sorry bout that one Smokey. I just need reliable people willing to engage in acts of domestic funnyism and you're just the bear for the job. You have a free will. I think. 90% sure about that.

[smokey-bear-official]

Barely (get it lol) a real apology. I'll need to cc in Yogi Bear for this one.

[smokey-bear-official]

Were the heck is yogi-bear-official? Home dog where you at?

[us-forest-service-official]

How am I supposed to know? Also why is Yogi even involved here?

[us-forest-service-official]

U.S. Forest Service cuts raise concerns on protecting public lands and fighting wildfires

Sweeping changes are coming for the U.S. Forest Service, which manages roughly a third of America’s public land. The agency announced a dram

I swear to the Forest Spirits I'm going to go Joker on the current administration. They think I'm some kinda dumb hick. They said that to me at a dinner. Stop or we're going to have problems. Don't make me sic Smokey on you.

[smokey-bear-official]

Dude, you can't just sic me on people like a dog. I have autonomy. And I use that autonomy to prevent forest fires.

That being said, I will maul the fools who dare to defund you. I will literally kill everyone to prevent even one forest fire. Like not actually because I like people and [respectful] tourists help bring much needed revenue. But like, sentiment wise, I will kill everyone. I will eat Tom if these defunding efforts hurt our land preservation efforts.

Only you can prevent forest fires 🫵

[us-forest-service-official]

Sorry bout that one Smokey. I just need reliable people willing to engage in acts of domestic funnyism and you're just the bear for the job. You have a free will. I think. 90% sure about that.

[us-forest-service-official]

U.S. Forest Service cuts raise concerns on protecting public lands and fighting wildfires

Sweeping changes are coming for the U.S. Forest Service, which manages roughly a third of America’s public land. The agency announced a dram

I swear to the Forest Spirits I'm going to go Joker on the current administration. They think I'm some kinda dumb hick. They said that to me at a dinner. Stop or we're going to have problems. Don't make me sic Smokey on you.