🚭

See, I'm pretty lean, so I'm feeling like I'd be more of a turkey dog than a true frankfurter. What about you, Sanford? I picture you as a big kielbasa. Like, often. Not just right now.

[smokin-murderer]

ey im Deimos or smokey, call me whatever the hell you want. my pronouns are he/they or it if you want im tryin em out.

im an introject of a did system. uhhh the host is @killing-machine and we got a shared account over @statusquo-os

[xeppeli]

[posting-disliker]

oh shit it’s darkiplier!!!! save me secretary of defense james mattis!

[xeppeli]

if- if i could… somehow get myself to move in this suit i… i WWWWWwwWWWOULD

[smokin-murderer]

figured out that we can have more than one user on our phone, its fuckin awesome.

separate apps, settings, logins and photos. wiiin

[smokin-murderer]

made this pagedoll for my website. this aint free to use

im leeching off of hank since i can't get my own site yet

[pixiecaps]

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

[pixiecaps]

they couldnt take the heat

[doctordotdj]

[jesterlesbian]

you have to remember it's always always worse on twitter

[omegaversereloaded]

are people actually claiming that butch/femme relationships are adjacent to raceplay or is it ragebait by a single turbo misogynist who has never met a lesbian or left the house before.... please be the latter

[omegaversereloaded]

I know this goes hard if your brain was switched with a dog's at birth

[chelsamander]

[smokin-murderer]

where i've been lol

[smokin-murderer]

bitch called walgreens on my phone wont stop texing me about having 0 refills

[smokin-murderer]

im so fuckin pissed i think i lost access to my discord because fuck me for forgetting what email i used for it if i even did

[smokin-murderer]

reblogged on wrong account but fuck im so doomed

[smokin-murderer]

I FOUND IT IM A FUCKIN GENIUS

[smokin-murderer]

im so fuckin pissed i think i lost access to my discord because fuck me for forgetting what email i used for it if i even did

[smokin-murderer]

reblogged on wrong account but fuck im so doomed

[smokin-murderer]

im so fuckin pissed i think i lost access to my discord because fuck me for forgetting what email i used for it if i even did

[smokin-murderer]

i really gotta get some of my own gear sometime, i need some fake cigs and my fuckin cap

[smokin-murderer]

forgot to say somethin but yeah hank was nice enoguh to actually get me my cap. he tries and keeps a stache of cinnamon toothpicks for me but i think im pretty fine with bein able to smoke

[smokin-murderer]

made myself a new icon, got myself a nice clean refresh

[smokin-murderer]

fishin

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