egg time

LOSINGG MY MIND were you there for pikposting or am I actually stupid

yea we used to be smoky progg posting!! it got tiring to have that as my main though so we moved the account and turned this into our main :)

// this is the new smoky progg account. though it's inactive as hell

merry crisis

#pikposting

hhhhhhuh

@smokyprogg-posting

woah dude creature alert lmao XD

i dont think you should get near that....

stares at You. Cutely

cmon alvin, it's so cute! what's the worst that can happen?

getting bad vibes from that thing, james.

oh, stop with that >:(

kill 👍

...

what did i tell you. go turn the squasher module on.

yes, your honor..

[clunk! SLAMSLAMSLAMSLAMSLAMSL]

nooooOOOOOOO

[gets squashed]

hhhhhhuh

@smokyprogg-posting

woah dude creature alert lmao XD

i dont think you should get near that....

stares at You. Cutely

cmon alvin, it's so cute! what's the worst that can happen?

getting bad vibes from that thing, james.

oh, stop with that >:(

kill 👍

hhhhhhuh

@smokyprogg-posting

woah dude creature alert lmao XD

i dont think you should get near that....

stares at You. Cutely

grandfrontierwitch

are you freind

(🔴🔴) (=• •=) (• < •) .......

yhaoo yaho wahoo! (Being tossed at you) KILLIILLKILL

no no no run run kill

why egg

i Was an Egg once

it was Nice

uhhh helloo!

person who are uou why are you So Small i like your hair can i have it

NO- THATS MY HAIR! Don't grab me!

nom nom

grandfrontierwitch

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hey

no no not again please i am Running i will Death Fog you

dingo-posting

Hi,dingo Im going out can you babysitmy Very Big Egg for me!thanks😊

Uh...Okay...? How much are you paying meHow long are you going to be gone actually. I don't like the look of this. That does NOT mean I'm scared. Just to prove it I'll give you a definite answer and say Yes I Can.

where amm i who do i kill

dingo-posting

fine, I will maintain my Dingo Subscription on ONE condition: you must perform an apology song for your senseless infant-violence against the very safe egg

Absolutely not. I think I'd prefer it if you left immediately actually

you are so mean to me

olimar-posting

The Progg is coming

Surely nothing bad can happen to me inside of the ship. It's never been able to get inside before.

curse you and curse my tiny hands

Collin! We’ve got a bad situation on our hands and I’m going to need you to survey any land that we haven’t checked for Lumiknolls in! It’s an emergency!

This is your Captain, by the way.

@shepherd-posting

Copy that Captain! I shall deploy immediately and search for them, I'll keep in touch for as long as I can, I have a few pikmin of my choice to help me out on this mission, I do recall a few lumiknolls while seeing one of the rangers out so i know where to go!

I'll try to come back as quick as i can.

shepherd-posting

Thank you, Collin! Good luck out there!

No problem captain! Whatever to do to get the job well done!

- small spoiler warning

Okay, finally arrived after a long time and, I already am not starting to like this one bit, the critters are nice though so that counts.

oh a not-leaf thing? who are- Wait you are the one with the Cool hair that is a Lie because it tastes bad

i am coming for you

ooohbh i love getting 100 pikmin. sign me up

Who Keeps putting up These Signs

#pikposting

shepherd-posting

SHEPHERD! I got the juice and I should be back on the ship here soon, I can figure out probably how to harvest it . ..but, uh. . . There's only two i was able to catch!

Two is more than enough, good work Collin!

Now return here as quick as you can!

Okay, okay, I'm back now and I have both of them yet i don't really know how to make them, do you know where yonnys notes are???

shepherd-posting

They must be in his lab still, but if I’m not wrong, I’m pretty sure he locked the door to it.

I may be wrong though, so let’s go see!

Oh, okay! I trust you. .I'll keep the lumiknoll juice with me!

you won this time. i will find you again.

Why is everyone getting fucked up and leaf pilled I just wanna posion people with forever weed goddamn

did someone say poison people

Hey.... You know what yes actually.... You think you can fucking kill someone for me?

who o

So do you know the white boy who looks like a muppet

the funny hair Liar?

No his hair isn't funny and it fucking sucks and I hate him you must be thinking of like a different freak

sorry i meant the one with Swirly hair that tastes Bad?

Hmmmmmmmmmmm yeah that sounds like his disgusting haircut, so like, how painful is your form of execution, cause like I don't want no like normal brand poisoning yaknow?, Like something more creative is what I'm looking for

oh i am Gloom you touch me and you Immediatly Die

wraithposting

...this is true. i poked a luminknoll once and the whole thing exploded into gloom and it killed Multiple Creatures :(

why

Ok now I see what you both are saying and. I want like, suffering?!?! And pain?!?!, So like I don't this this whole i instant death thing will work for me