A Fictional Man’s Whore

She/her

[acid-witch-baby-deactivated2022]

Diavolo: H-

Obey me fans:

[smol-titty-goth-gf]

I meannnn

[simeonsimp]

i feel like there’s two types of mentally unstable people, those who’s fav is belphie and those who’s fav is beel

[smol-titty-goth-gf]

[obeythedemons-deactivated202103]

Do not attack people who love Lucifer

Do not attack people who love Mammon

Do not attack people who love Leviathan

Do not attack people who love Satan

Do not attack people who love Asmodeus

Do not attack people who love Beelzebub

Do not attack people who love Belphegor

Do not attack people who love Diavolo

Do not attack people who love Barbatos

Do not attack people who love Simeon

Do not attack people who love Solomon

Do not attack people who love ocs and mcs

Do not attack people for not doing gender neutral fics. It’s okay to create them on your own!

Do not attack people who has a male mc.

If you’re uncomfortable with these things please don’t send hate but kindly move on! 😊

[smol-titty-goth-gf]

However, we do attack people who sexualize Luke

[smol-titty-goth-gf]

*INHALES* SOLMARE WON’T GIVE ME DEMON BEACH BOIS SO I DREW THEM MYSELF

[smol-titty-goth-gf]

Beel as a cat be like:

[joonie-beanie]

.....do yall think the reason Lucifer hates people talking about his body, and always tends to cover up, is because despite his toned physique, he may have scars on his back from the fall, where his second set of wings got torn out....

[apassintohell]

I think it's that and also scars from Satan depending on how he was 'born'

[ashbelero]

Are you telling me Lucy has c-section scars

[gis-snakeman-deactivated2024100]

Satan either exploded outta him in a blaze of anger, or had to get cut off and was swearing the whole time and you can’t change my mind.

[ashbelero]

Are you telling me Satan was a tumor

[smol-titty-goth-gf]

Are you telling me Satan pulled an Athena

[mochiisauce]

guys I did the math.

to get the new beach mammon ur you’d need to buy 2860 dp.

This factors in daily dp, plus ap costs.

To buy 2860 ap, you’d need to spend $200 USD.

can solmare go easier on us

(Ok I forgot to factor in friend ap and rewards from the event but how much could that really change,)

[smol-titty-goth-gf]

I was a lil skeptic on ur math so I did it myself and while I did get also get about $200 USD, my calculations wede based on the ASSUMPTION that the player is playing during every waking hour (about 12 hr)

And I mean CONSTANTLY.

I was suprised that u could potentially get 113,256 shells (w/o cheat cards) during the whole event without spending money for more battles. Because by the end of the events I usually have about 100,000. And this is me grinding. Because by the time I need to sleep, I’ve ran out of AP and cannot play the battles anymore.

So while on paper is seems that players would have to spend $200, I feel like the cost is higher since most of us have lives outside of obey me and may miss gaining AP when it fills up our bar, therefore having to buy more than anticipated.

(Math is down there is u wanna take a look at it 👇)

(Could u tell I was the math nerd in high school têhê~)

So yes, players have to pay a shit ton of money for event URs. And it sucks for us F2P players. And as from my other math post, there r a lot of things that are unfair about Obey Me. But we gotta enjoy what we can ya know?

Unfortunately it’s not very cash money

[smol-titty-goth-gf]

So about new players getting 100 demon vouchers... I anger

( I also posted this to reddit)

So I did the math, and by taking advantage of the level up sale u get when you level up (like I do) it would take 110 days (+having to level up 20 times I order to get the offer) to get 100 demon vouchers. Or by using the regular way in nightmare, it would take 150 days to get 100 demon vouchers.

In short, Solmare is giving new players 110-150 days worth of work that old players had and still have to do.

*in Chris McLean voice*: not cool dudes, not cool

[ashbelero]

✨ANIME BOY NIPPLES✨

✨ANIME BOY NIPPLES ✨

✨ANIME BOY NI-

it’s what Asmo deserves though...

[smol-titty-goth-gf]

So uhhhhh I shared this to my Discord server and this is what my friend had to say about it

[smol-titty-goth-gf]

A WISHFUL OBEY ME THEORY

*spoilers for lesson 21 and on*

Mkay. So ya know how at the beginning we got Solomon telling MC that they’d need to stab someone?

Well I kinda wish we weren’t the ones doing the stabbing.

I wish that instead Solomon was telling Lucifer to stab MC. Like god found out that Lilith was reincarnated and that MC was her descendant. So using Solomon as the messenger (since we know that Solomon’s been to the Celestial Realm before), the deal is, that if Lucifer kills MC (therefore killing Lilith) using the dagger, he and his brothers will be allowed back into the Celestial Realm. 

And Lucifer would lowkey be considering it since he got his brothers dragged into the war, therefore he feels guilty for being the reason for their fall. And then he almost follows through with it, but then his brothers stop him cuz 1) IT’S MC AND THEY LOVE THEM and 2) the brothers are like “we also choose to fall and side with you in the war, it’s not your fault we fell, we’re fine in Devildom, we don’t need to be in the Celestial Realm to be happy” blah blah “family” blah blah blah “Lucifer stop trying to carry all the burdens” blah blah blah. 

And also that would explain why Solomon brought MC back to the Devildom all of a sudden. Like a sheep to slaughter.

But i know it would never happen since Solomon told MC to stab whoever 😒

But could u imagine the

DRAMA???

[smol-titty-goth-gf]

This is my son now

[smol-titty-goth-gf]

Obey Me AU where the demon bro’s are the ones collecting cards of us

My contribution:

There’s of bunch detail in the background for pulls that I couldn’t get it all XD

I might do more of these if I have the time

[smol-titty-goth-gf]

Me kissing all the brothers during the Ruri-Chan event

[smol-titty-goth-gf]

So I’ve been playing Obey Me! shall we date, and I was surprised to see people headcannoning the brothers as tops and doms. Like my ass was over here like “these bottoms? As tops? Hahaha!” (Except for Lucifer I hc him as a switch)

Even Satan, the bottomest bottom (in my eyes), was being written as a dom. Honey, I could top you in 3 seconds flat you don’t stand a chanceeeee

Moral of the story: I’m such a dom I dom the doms lmao