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@smolderbrook
There's a snake on my desk.
it's 1:30 i think i need to sleep ok
night guys~
Look, Oakvale, we’ve got a major problem if I’m already saying “Bah humbug” — it’s such a shame when my sexy voice is used for angry sighs and non-sexual grunting.
Since my stupid mother is part of the early madness with Thanksgiving passing, we’ve already got a bunch of fucking eggnog in this house. All I’m saying is that my glass tonight is most certainly spiked. For fuck’s sake.
I've heard of a lack of Christmas spirit but, fuck, Moreno you're really kicking it up a notch. It's not even December. Why don't you just spend some time with some slutty elves or something? I mean, finding slutty versions of things is your specialty after all, I'm sure you'll find your Christmas spirit soon.
Decent when I wanna be?
You know, when it benefits you or Maddox, other than that you're not really much of a giver. But don't worry man, I'm not much of a giver either.
Bro… What the hell?
Guys like Moreno are “kind of an ass”. I think I’m a pretty decent guy.
You asked, I answered.
The aren't any "guys like Moreno", there's only Moreno. You're decent when you wanna' be, Schmidt. I don't think that counts.
Why would you be ashamed?
Because you're kind of an ass.
Send me back to military school.
I never thought I’d hear you say that.
If you need to talk or anything, let me know.
Neither did I. I guess things are changing.
Thanks, Bri, it's nice to know someone around here is willing to be a bit selfless.
Send me back to military school.
My dad may be British,
Modern American Families. Gotta love ‘em.
Especially their food, right? The home-made stuff, I mean, none of that fast-food junk.
My dad may be British,
But our kitchen is already full of food for Thanksgiving like it is every year.
So much stuffing.
Amen... But my Dad's American, so, not that part.
Me and my brother can't stop laughing at the gossip blog.
I can’t stop laughing at you either, Tyson.
Aw, c'mon. No need to get like that.
Me and my brother can't stop laughing at the gossip blog.
No - I’m not going to lie to you - nothing’s okay. You should probably spend some time at a friends or something, just a day or two, until my parents clear their heads and I find my brother. I’m sorry, Tress, to be dumping you in this position; I promise you’ll be back before...
Don't be sorry. We're just trying to get through it. We've told the police, and they're going to send out a search party later today and I just -... If you could help, that'd be great. Thanks, Tress.
…uh oh.
that can’t be good.
Tress, Mom wants to look in the guest house.
wait, what? what’s going on? i mean, yeah, she definitely can, there’s not a problem with that, but what’s happening? is everything okay?
No - I'm not going to lie to you - nothing's okay. You should probably spend some time at a friends or something, just a day or two, until my parents clear their heads and I find my brother. I'm sorry, Tress, to be dumping you in this position; I promise you'll be back before you know it, but right now... I need to focus on finding Sam. He ran away.
Okay, okay. Yeah, I’ve met him before. I haven’t seen him, but I’ll be keeping an eye out for him.
Right, yeah - thanks, Bri.
…uh oh.
that can’t be good.
Tress, Mom wants to look in the guest house.