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But, seriously.

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I don’t know anything about their lives but I hope that they are both equally supported by their parents. Cause that’s what I want to see in the world.

Dad: “Hello Business Son! How is Banking going?”

“Great! Thanks for the advice on loans Father.”

Dad: “And Tattoo son, did you figure out that new technique at the gym?”

“Yeah totally Dad! And I was able to help the neighbor with training her new puppy too!”

Dad: “You both make me proud. Let’s go on a hike this weekend.”

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Colin admitted on Sam Roberts that this was basically the family dynamic.

Colin: “I’m like every older brother. I give advice. I keep asking why he shows off his guns and tattoos on youtube. Mostly I am ignored. He’s just doing his own thing and follows his dreams. Which our family has always encouraged.”

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Come pick me up I hate it here!

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Fun fact: Samoyeds were bred largely as sled dogs, but they were also used as warming dogs, meaning they would lay on their owners to keep them warm in harsh cold climates.

This means that if you hug a Samoyed, they are likely to just sit there and accept the snuggles.

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No, but you don’t understand how much they love cuddles.

I fostered a Samoyed. She would BREAK OUT OF HER KENNEL just to lay on me. Every. Single. Night. I couldn’t escape the love cloud. Every time I would lie in my bed, BOOM. Love cloud! Here for cuddles! We had to REINFORCE her kennel just so that she wouldn’t break out. See, this warming dog was trying to cuddle with me in 90+ F (32+ C) degree weather. It was inescapable.

Summary: A cloud tried to suffocate me in nearly 100-degree (38) weather because it was in her nature.

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We didn’t have a lot of these that were that memorable (though there were apparently a few scandals after I graduated) but my best friend and I apparently created one, I later found out. During graduation, we decided to fuck off out of graduation early because it was raining and they weren’t letting us leave. I’m pretty sure they had more speeches to do and wanted to play some kind of march to have us march off the field in an orderly fashion, but we basically floored it after the valedictorian speeches and the last of the diploma folders got handed out. (The actual diplomas were in the cafeteria). The entire graduating class saw us get up and run, went “fuck it,” and followed after us while the principal tried to call them all back.

We had to grab our diplomas from the cafeteria fast and leave because apparently the principal was looking for us. They didn’t know us by name but one of my other friends said they were trying to find us.

My parents thought it was fucking funny. I ran into a few people a couple years after I graduated that remembered it and apparently people had talked about it a bit and still thought it was hilarious.

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My high school had a horticulture class with a full blown greenhouse, and the urban legend floating around school is that one time someone spent a few months growing weed in there. Pretty much everyone had heard about it, but nobody believed it because that would never work; the hort teachers were in the greenhouse every day, they’d notice a plant that’s not supposed to be there, especially something recognizable like marijuana

This belief lasted right until I was working the yearly plant sale in grade 12, and I wound up serving a man that had taught there about a decade ago. Somehow over the course of his shopping the subject of growing illicit plants came up, and I made a joke about how I’ve heard someone tried to grow weed in the greenhouse one time.

And the former teacher responded with “Oh yeah, I remember that. The kid had it growing there for months before he got caught, it was pretty impressive. Shame he got expelled over it.”

Needless to say I was not prepared to find out that myth was actually true