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21/ I am NOT like other frog's. him/them/her bark bark

[smolphrog-littlebrain]

My post are NOT for kids. So if you are a child you have been warned

I will do #NSFW tags for not safe stuff but don't count on it

Some extra stuff to know about me<3 I am Dyslexic and dumb so plz be patient when I spell stuff wrong and don't notice cuz I AM DUMB

Everything I post if for me to giggle at so half of it won't be funny at all!!

<3 feel free to ask questions but don't have hopes of me replying cuz I forget everything! I am like a koala very smooth brain </3

That's all for now hopefully we will get to know each other ( this last bit is for all the sexy robots cuz I would love to get to know you babe ;)...)

[ciricearts]

he looks adorable theree

[smolphrog-littlebrain]

Trans women ARE women and thats why they are all on my women only playlist

[dragon-in-a-fez]

one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"

the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.

[theartofmadeline]

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3

[smolphrog-littlebrain]

Happy pride and happy pride to the fact that for a good like 3 years I thought mother mother was a full lesbian band because it just sounded like a butch woman singing <3

[dogwise]

PRACTICE URGE SURFING

[dogwise]

[teumessianandlaelaps]

Huh, didn't know there was a term for it. This explains why I haven't been drinking as much lately.

[imjunebitch]

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

[smolphrog-littlebrain]

To the girls doing the jealous trend on tick tock talking about how it's pink and a innie... girls get ready to be jealous of me cus it's skin tone and gone... I lost it.. idk where

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[smolphrog-littlebrain]

The funniest thing about me loveing to go to a store just to walk around and buy nothing means I know most of the layouts and it means when a person comes up to me and is like " where's ____?" I can't even be like idk I don't work here.. I'm like oh yeah find 5 and it's on the side closet to the electronics! Also I don't work here<<33

[smolphrog-littlebrain]

For my birthday I did a kahoot and at the end I did " did I text this or not!" And got damn me and my one online friend are so unhinged that most the people playing where stumped.. and it's all cuz both him and I are dumb fucks. Gen so funny. him and I both torture our other friends cuz we are so fucking weird

[smolphrog-littlebrain]

I am such a lover boy that I become evil about it

[crabussy]

I think I just got catcalled from a truck but I don’t know because I have auditory processing disorder. misogyny 0 autism 1

[doubleca5t]

mods are asleep post BL webtoon poorly composited 3D asset shoes

[doubleca5t]

this shit is so ass 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[dragon-in-a-fez]

big fan of the four-year-old on this flight who yelled "THEY ARE BRINGING COMPLEMENTARY BEVERAGES" when the flight attendants came down with the drinks cart

[dogpuppy]

[madcaker]