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[smolwitchart]

Commissions are OPEN!

Hello! I'm SmolWitch, going by smolwitchart across bluesky, Twitch, TikTok, tumblr, and Ko-Fi <3 I'm an Irish artist and animal care specialist, streaming my art for fun :)

After a few weeks of putting in the work to get everything organised, I'm now accepting commissions for custom pet portraits! The details are below:

Customised Icons - €15

One day turnaround

No shading

Coloured lineart

Flat Colour Portraits - €30

Three day turnaround

No shading

Black lineart

Full Colour Render - €60

One week turnaround

Full shading and colour

Black lineart

All prices are per figure - that is to say, for example, a full colour render with two animals in it would be €120, (or €60 per animal). Bulk prices can of course be negotiated <3

I do all my art in MSPaint and the final product would be a PNG image emailed to you to preserve the quality.

I take payment through either PayPal or Ko-Fi and the full amount must be paid upfront.

Tips are always appreciated!

Thank you for taking a look! <3

[starofhisheart]

Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible

[sentient-tent]

This is Tie, she is going to eat all of the notes

[sentient-tent]

reblog to feed her notes

[elodieunderglass]

How is she doing this

[stasi-informant-deactivated2021]

[wanderinghalo27]

Shout out to one of the funniest sports graphics I've ever seen

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.

[probablysomethingtm]

​honkpilled shoomaxxer

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi

[the-haiku-bot]

straight up “snorkin’ it”.

and by “it” haha, well. let’s

just say. mimimi

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[beardedmrbean]

Sad Waluigi noises

[alternatefuturesao3]

@elodieunderglass found the twins 😂

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

i just don't even know what to say. this is despicable, deplorable, and shocking. A bouquet full of power and Mouth. Eyes so yellow they kind of look like egg yolk. thank god he got sent off to The Fishing Boat to fish for the rest of his life!

[maxknightley]

in the contemporary world, the most fundamental human right - and, it often seems, the least protected one - is "being both Allowed and Able to go Somewhere Else." the rest is commentary.

[maxknightley]

the torments of prison are predicated on Not Letting You Leave. the most terrifying and degrading aspects of childhood are predicated on Not Letting You Leave. misogynists wail and moan and fearmonger about divorce and equal opportunity employment because they Allow Wife To Leave. borders and immigration restrictions exist, in no small part, to Prevent People From Leaving countries where they will be exploited and/or oppressed. fuck you for trying to leave. fuck you for exerting any control over your life whatsoever. that makes you the one at fault, actually.

[str-ngeloop]

david graeber described three fundamental freedoms: freedom to move, freedom to disobey orders, and freedom to reorganize social relations

[prudencepaccard]

fundamental human right

[meangirlnurse]

oh my god

[meangirlnurse]

[musiicpix3l]

Yes yes i know love is love. But they are still killing CHILDREN. over this.

[fluffmugger]

"Love is love" is a milquetoast cishet marketing phrase

Pride is a FUCK YOU to a society that wants us dead.

[classicsnake]

everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban

[classicsnake]

come on it hasn’t even been 10 fucking seconds

[classicsnake]

GOD DAMN IT

[classicsnake]

i fucking hate this stupid piece of shit genie fuck him i hate him so fucking much

[cheddar-baby]

[thedman0310]

[girlbossfranziskavonkarma]

just laughed hysterically at the gripping foods with force twitter account

[girlbossfranziskavonkarma]

_-#(#)@/($_+$()@)@)#)

[thesleepytimes]

It’s so good

[adamsmasher]

[nem23]