u should’ve made them gay

if you want to know what a man’s like take a good look at how he treats his inferiors not his equals

[gaytonks]

y’know i already wasn’t excited for tcogg but like, this is just,, gross

[brehaaorgana]

j.k.r. needs like one close friend to sit her down and go: “okay, but, go over this with me again. you decided the evil snake your dark wizard kept as a pet and vessel of his fragmented horrific soul - the one that has to be murdered in order to defeat the evil wizard - is in fact….an asian woman who was cursed to eventually become a beast and monster in her own body. am i getting this right? the asian woman turns into a snake because her bloodline is cursed and then she becomes the pet of a white supremacist with magic. you invented a body curse specifically for turning women into monsters and your first thought was not like, subversion of fairy tale misogyny but….to add a layer of racism? just trying to understand here.” 

[skindyedblue]

Whenever Hagrid finally decides to retire as Care of Magical Creatures professor you can bet your last knut that Charlie Weasley flies back to England the following week excitedly waving his resume and recommendation letters from no less than two Scamanders and the Minister of Magic, Hermione Granger.

[lost-in-a-wizarding-world]

I’m pretty sure he would also have recommendation letters from Rubeus Hagrid, the retiring professor, Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived and a very confusing one from Puddlemere United player, Oliver Wood, saying that he was one of the best Seekers he had ever seen.

[likeawildthing]

i will never be over vernon dursley telling people at his wedding that james potter was some kind of amateur magician, implying that he wasn’t even that good

[mydearthisbe]

[likeawildthing]

100% believe that if petunia hadn’t cut lily out of her life, james would have just rolled with it and learned muggle magic tricks and performed them at various family functions, like

try to wear the full magician costume to dudleys christening 

“you can’t wear that james”  “it’s the only way i’m going, lil”  “fine but give me your wand”  “my real one, or the fake one that shoots out flowers?”  “both, and you’d better tidy the handkerchiefs are trailing out of your trouser leg before we leave”

“I’m not a magician, marge, i’m an illusionist.”

petunia walks in on james pretending to saw toddler dudley in half for toddle harry’s amusement

actually incorporating magic into the tricks and freaking the hell out of vernon’s extended family

standing up at christmas and saying that he’d like to perform a magic trick. and vernon and petunia are HORRIFIED and lily just pours more wine but marge says ‘let him do it’ so she can mock him?? and he tries/fails to ‘vanish’ the napkins 3-4 times and it doesn’t work, until the fourth time when it DOES and it freaks the hell out of vernon’s extended family

and that is probably when petunia cuts lily out of her life for Real

[perhapsarat]

guys this is a very important post and i’ve been thinking about it all morning 

[gaytonks]

trans girl!ginny weasley

[gaytonks]

ginny weasley

Primadonna girl, yeah All I ever wanted was the world I can't help but I need it all The primadonna life, the rise and fall You say that I'm kinda difficult But it's always someone else's fault Got you wrapped around my finger, babe You can count on me to misbehave

[fanonical]

every patronus hermione granger has ever produced was done with the memory of how it felt to deck malfoy right in his smug bastard face

[gaytonks]

Does anyone know of good hp blogs to follow?

[gaytonks]

tonks

The truth is I am a toy that people enjoy ‘Til all of the tricks don’t work anymore And then they are bored of me I know that it’s exciting Running through the night, but Every perfect summer’s Eating me alive until you’re gone Better on my own

[gaytonks]

luna lovegood x ginny weasley

When the one you care for just takes it all Washing you down like a waterfall You lose the way and you hit the wall I’ll be the one, I’ll be the one, I’ll be the one to Carry you home When it hurts like you’ve crashed from above Heal your broken bones When you can’t move, your heart’s still locked out Oh you rise, you rise, you rise Sometimes you need someone to carry you home When it hurts like you’ve crashed from above When it’s true love When it’s true love When it’s true love

[gaytonks]

Ginevra Weasley

[gaytonks]

remus lupin x sirius black

Baby, you’re too precious, you make it Hard to believe Love can be so vicious Can’t resist, so show your teeth Yellow with desire, got me howlin’ at the moon Cause baby I’m the wolf in you Oh, maybe I’m that wolf in you And I’m comin’ after you And I’m comin’ after you

[gaytonks]

fleur delacour x nymphadora tonks

I need a drink, whiskey ain’t my thing But shit is all good I can handle things- like I wish that you would You’ve been out of reach, could you explain? I think that you should What you been up to? Who’s been loving you good?

[gaytonks]

Luna Lovegood x Ginny Weasley x Harry Potter

Lost and insecure You found me, you found me Lying on the floor Surrounded, surrounded Why’d you have to wait? Where were you, where were you? Just a little late You found me, you found me

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I vividly remember the scene in like the second movie where the Weasleys were looking at their school supply list and Molly was like “I really don’t know how we’re going to afford it this year” after they had just risked life and limb to rescue Harry and Harry was sitting there eating their food like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[trapcard]

Harry ‘Dickhead’ Potter through a mouth full of Wizardburger Helper “idk…….that’s……wow that sucks i guess lol so i’m thinking about buying this solid gold cauldron what do yall think? a little over the top?”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“oh that’s wild lmao… hey check this out I’m gonna buy all the candy off the cart on the train”

[trapcard]

“dude you guys haven’t been able to buy new robes in like 10 years….wow that sucks i guess kek but hey lets go get some butterbeer my treat but fuck you :)”

[reysmarauders]

He was literally 12 years old at this point in time, as well as the fact that he always felt extremely bad about their situation and even tried to pay for things for Ron numerous times, however he knew that Ron was ashamed and prideful over his lack of money.

Not to mention he gave Ginny all of Lockharts Defence Against The Dark Arts books, and gave Fred and George his triwizard winnings in the fourth book. 

And if you think, for even a second, that Molly or Arthur Weasley would have ever taken money from him then you don’t know that family at all.

Oh, and when he got all the candy on the train, he was extremely malnourished after being mistreated and abused from living with the dursleys, and made sure that he got enough for himself and Ron, whom he had literally only just met.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

a literal child who, only hours prior, was in the process of being starved and abused by his relatives in a room with bars on the windows: *eats food*

y’all: look at this privileged rich boy

[timmyreads]

[gaytonks]

tonks

The truth is I am a toy that people enjoy 'Til all of the tricks don't work anymore And then they are bored of me I know that it's exciting Running through the night, but Every perfect summer's Eating me alive until you're gone Better on my own

[memecucker]

people talk about JK Rowling retroactively adding diversity representation to Harry Potter but tbh i always thought the funniest retroactive addition to the stories was turning Protagonist House, Antagonist House, Supporting Character House 1 and Supporting Character House 2 into like psychological categories