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@smooch-bandit
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WHY DOES IT SAY I HAVE A NOTIFICATION ‼️
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WHY DOES IT SAY I HAVE A NOTIFICATION ‼️
Quick disclaimer regarding the plot with Ghostday I have going.
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i uh
i kiss?
-smooch bandit
Beckham's already grinning the second he spots them, as though he already knows what's coming. He leans down and patiently holds his head out for them until they kiss him. "How sweet of you!" He cooed, gently placing his right hand (with it's red heart-shaped mark) over his heart. "You know, typically, I'd be giving you some lecture about how you need all kinds of super special authorization to be up here- but, I'll let Reid know to make an exception for you." He smiled and waved as he stepped back into his office, with Reid himself soon leaving it.
He silently regarded them with tired eyes from beyond a clipboard in his hands. After a second of studying them visually, he spoke almost monotonously, his voice deprived of both joy and agitation. "Hello." He began, "Welcome to Forthman Ind--" His impending spiel was interrupted by their kiss, which seemed to fully shift his demeanor. His cheeks flushed red as his eyebrow raised. "I. Um, well. We...." He ran a hand through his slicked-back hair, causing a streak of red to shine through his black hair. He then lowered the clipboard onto a nearby desk, freeing up his hand to straighten his already perfect tie. "I'm sorry, I'm afraid I have to ask you to leave. We look forward to seeing you again." With that, he led them to an elevator, and sent them down to the building's lobby.
The elevator stopped once on it's way down. It was already considerably late, and most others had gone home by this point- but the doors opened up in one of the offices to let in a rail-thin pathetic excuse of a man that silently took his place next to them. Though his body swayed and head nodded down to the floor as the elevator continued to descend, he occasionally looked over to them and attempted to keep a slightly nervous smile on his face. He reached a hand out to them after a second of hesitation. "Are you new, too? Um, I'm Donovan-" He clearly had more to say, but cut himself off early. His smile twitched, as though he was afraid he'd already said something wrong. He stood frozen like this for a moment- long enough for them to give one final kiss. When they pulled away, his smile had been completely replaced by a look of confusion. By the time the elevator doors dinged open, though, it had returned, now appearing much more calm under his red cheeks. "Um. Okay." He muttered to himself. "Okay. Okay. Okay." He continued quietly chanting as he stumbled out to his car in the near-empty parking lot.
eheheheheheh smoochies
i want the more smooches
i come back next day. mooooree kiss smooch smooches
Once again, Beckham leans down for them, now tapping the area of his face that they then kiss. "What did I ever do to deserve two days in a row of kisses?" He beamed down to them, playfully patting the top of their head. He waved once more as he began to depart for his office, calling back to them before vanishing beyond the tall, dark wooden door. "I'll call Reid up for you, and I'll make sure he brings Price along with him."
After a moment of silence, the elevator opened to let Reid and Donovan out into the area outside of Beckham's office. While Donovan's smile twisted to one of sincerity, Reid simply tilted his head upon seeing them standing in front of him again. He was the first to step from the elevator and approach them directly, his tone as flat and dead as when they met. "I'm sorry, but if you insist on having this become a recurring thing, I'm afr-" Once again, his thoughts were cut off by their kiss, though he now seemed notably more frustrated by it. He sighed, attempting to hide his reddened face by scowling at them while looking down to the floor. "I need you to understand, this is a place of business. We can't afford to be distracted by people only trying to waste our time." He growled, pointing them back towards the elevator.
Donovan passively watched their exchange, only occasionally opening his mouth so he could fail to speak. His face fell as Reid directed them to the elevator, and he slowly wrapped his arms around himself as they turned- but was pleasantly surprised when they managed to grab his hand and place one last kiss on it before leaving. He beamed at them, waving excitedly with his freshly kissed hand before Reid's stern glare wiped the smile back off his face. He continued to watch them until the elevator doors closed, already eager to see them return.
this is my hobby now i live for this. i give beckham a kiss AND a chocolate kiss candy. I hope he enjoy gift? 🥺
every time reid gets angy and start the talkin i INTEUPT. i SMOOCH. no words for you mr. only love!
i REFUSE to be kicked out or told to leave before i can give mr.Donovan price a BIG OOOOL SMOOCH
@faces-of-higher-powers
i smooch all of you one at a time
smoooch mwah mwah mwah
For a moment, The Treasurer almost looks excited. As excited as his sunken, deadpan face and hollow, glowing eyes will allow. Something for him, specifically? A gift? He wasn’t fond of human interaction, but gifts were always happily accepted. Frail bones snapped and popped as he leaned down to this strange fellow, and he eagerly held his hand out to accept whatever would be given to him, the rings covering his fingers clinking together. When he’d been gifted a kiss, however, he was absolutely stunned, frozen in place, until… his stern face and waiting hands fell. He immediately straightened himself out, staring daggers down at this mysterious smoocher. After a short, raspy hiss, he slams the door shut.
The High Priestess has a very different response. First of all, she actually spoke full sentences in near-perfect English, and she seemed welcoming of the stranger at her door. A pair of bronze goggles sat above a series of necklaces formed from bone, cartilage, teeth, and stones- one stone in particular glowed a peculiar purple as she spoke. “Have you got something for me, darling?” She asked, speaking above what sounded like strained breathing coming from deep within her room. She kept gloved hands clasped together as she met with them, and peered down to them with a smile and lavender eyes. “Please, leave supplies at the gate.” She pointed to a small slot in the door before continuing. “How may you help me?” She grinned, brushing a long strand of white hair back against her dark face. She was hardly shorter than her predecessor- but was only barely able to fit through the door without ducking down. She carefully leaned in to this ‘bandit,’ wondering what material or information she could be supplied with as she bended cracking knees. As soon as their lips made contact with her cold skin, her face reddened. “Oh!” She cried, covering her cheek with her hand. “Oh, my. Is that all you wanted, darling-doll? …Come back again soon. I’ll have many questions for you.” She closed the door in front of them, notably gentler than the other. Her gentle voice could still be heard on the other side. “Oh, humans are so mysterious!”
Strange sounds and crashing could be heard before The Trickster to finally unlocked their door. One would assume there’d be nothing but rubble on the other side of the door by the time it opened- but, shockingly, all that could be seen on the other side was a bathtub being filled by a few broken pipes protruding from the ceiling, an old television playing some forgotten cartoon atop a rusted barrel, and a wooden drawer. The small person who opened the door was much more notable than the room that all the noise had originated from, and they beamed a fanged smile to the stranger. “What can I do for you!” Their shrill voice exclaimed. Two round, black orbs stared at them from beneath black curly hair that seemed to unfurl and slither about like small tendrils. Clawed fingers reached into the pocket of a tattered blue shirt and extracted a standard deck of cards. “Like to play a game? Need some help on some noble quest against my siblings, perhaps?” They shuffled and shifted the cards in their hands, and with a swift flick of their wrist, the standard deck turned into a set of glowing tarot cards endowed with strange symbols and artwork. They attempted to offer a face-down card to their new friend, but instead were only greeted with a kiss. Their eyebrows raised, and their smile grew. Strange slits in the side of their neck flexed as they blushed a bright blue. “Oh! Hmm, well, you- that was certainly unanticipated! Was that a sign of… something? Humans typically save such actions for those they’re closest with, yes? I, um.” Another flick of their wrist, and the cards were gone altogether. They tilted their head. “So does this mean you’re one of few humans who genuinely trusts me? …Why?” They gulped, slowly closing the door without replacing it’s makeshift stopper. “Forgive me, I’ve got some things to think about. Uh, big, important, ‘cosmic entity’ things, your, uh, stupid, pathetic, human mind wouldn’t understand.”
All that was left now was the trapdoor. As soon as they’d approached, it lifted itself up, and a small, elderly woman wandered up from beneath. She hardly regarded the person above her, stopping only to speak for a moment. “Another visitor? The children are all in their rooms, I’m sure you can find whichever one you’re looking for. I’m sure you don’t need me to give you yet another warning to ignore.” Countless people had come to the Representatives to plead with them, ask unending questions, attempt to make mutually beneficial deals, only to end up dead or missing, at best. The Mother had long grown tired of her pleas with travelers falling on deaf ears. But, shockingly, this person had very different intentions, as she learned when they planted a kiss on her forehead. The distant, pale pink light at the bottom of the stairwell she stood on came through just a little brighter. For a while, she held no response at all, only staring up to them. “Why would you do that?” She finally asked. “Are you simply wondering what I’d do, what I’d say? Were you expecting something amusing to happen, to walk out of here with some story to tell your friends around a fire in the black of night?” She turned her small, tired eyes away. “Or perhaps I’ve been around too long. I can’t accept simple affection without wondering why someone would dare give it to me.” She glanced between the three other doors before pulling a small, ceramic rose from inside her long cloak. “This is all I can give, for now. Please, take care, sweet stranger. Leave this place, and never return.”
im sorry llovley lady but i have a task i must acomplish. ill be okies dooont even worry about it. *i put mah gift in mouth for the safe keepins*
i give another smooch my fair maiden mmm kissh kissy
now i's go back in order. tresure man first. o tresure the tresererer! im have gift! i AM gift! im gift is smooochie smooches!! kiss kiss kiss kiss.
for princess... i answer MANY QUESTIONS! all for price of kissy kissy mwaaaah smooch smooch.
for thiss tricky tricky trickster lil guy i OPEN DOOR! i play your games you lil silly lil thing. i dunno nothin about any human brains but i do know one thing. iiii Kiss you!! if you wanna be playins games ill play games. if you win.... i kiss you!!! if i win,,, i kiss you!!!! if you refuse...
i smoochie smoochie mwah mwah kiiss you!!!!!
i uh
i kiss?
-smooch bandit
Beckham's already grinning the second he spots them, as though he already knows what's coming. He leans down and patiently holds his head out for them until they kiss him. "How sweet of you!" He cooed, gently placing his right hand (with it's red heart-shaped mark) over his heart. "You know, typically, I'd be giving you some lecture about how you need all kinds of super special authorization to be up here- but, I'll let Reid know to make an exception for you." He smiled and waved as he stepped back into his office, with Reid himself soon leaving it.
He silently regarded them with tired eyes from beyond a clipboard in his hands. After a second of studying them visually, he spoke almost monotonously, his voice deprived of both joy and agitation. "Hello." He began, "Welcome to Forthman Ind--" His impending spiel was interrupted by their kiss, which seemed to fully shift his demeanor. His cheeks flushed red as his eyebrow raised. "I. Um, well. We...." He ran a hand through his slicked-back hair, causing a streak of red to shine through his black hair. He then lowered the clipboard onto a nearby desk, freeing up his hand to straighten his already perfect tie. "I'm sorry, I'm afraid I have to ask you to leave. We look forward to seeing you again." With that, he led them to an elevator, and sent them down to the building's lobby.
The elevator stopped once on it's way down. It was already considerably late, and most others had gone home by this point- but the doors opened up in one of the offices to let in a rail-thin pathetic excuse of a man that silently took his place next to them. Though his body swayed and head nodded down to the floor as the elevator continued to descend, he occasionally looked over to them and attempted to keep a slightly nervous smile on his face. He reached a hand out to them after a second of hesitation. "Are you new, too? Um, I'm Donovan-" He clearly had more to say, but cut himself off early. His smile twitched, as though he was afraid he'd already said something wrong. He stood frozen like this for a moment- long enough for them to give one final kiss. When they pulled away, his smile had been completely replaced by a look of confusion. By the time the elevator doors dinged open, though, it had returned, now appearing much more calm under his red cheeks. "Um. Okay." He muttered to himself. "Okay. Okay. Okay." He continued quietly chanting as he stumbled out to his car in the near-empty parking lot.
eheheheheheh smoochies
i want the more smooches
i come back next day. mooooree kiss smooch smooches
I smooch the narrator? 🥺
Better luck else where lmao
darn...
@thatinsaneradiohost
SMOOCH mwah mwah KISSSSIE
"Oh you kiss me? The radio host? Oh how kind of you!"
I doo!!!i kiss you!!!!! Smooooch mwah meah meah meah!!!!!
@theprincetonparable
i kiss???
@thatinsaneradiohost
SMOOCH mwah mwah KISSSSIE
@the-dream-granter
im kiss you thanks <3
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