smoother than a fresh jar of skippy

[postscribed]

what you say: tru

what I hear: True Jackson VP was filmed in front of a live studio audience

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

interviewer: thanks you for speaking with us, Ted ted cruz: No problem! interviewer *really fast*: SerialKillerSaysWhat ted cruz: what? campaign manager: *screams*

[weloveshortvideos]

[leha314-deactivated20190122]

Omg

[coolhandofagirl]

what can’t she do

[below-zero-blog1]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[kittyvines]

Kitty: *squeaks happily*

[dicklover3000]

every time i shower he just stands there and screams

[asapdrake]

[theoreocat]

[goddess-scarlette]

i needed the full songs worth of this not 15 seconds

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

Have an unproblematic cute. Definitely turn the song on.

[sad-goddess-blog]

[memewhore]

[ivorykingandhomies-deactivated2]

Got me again

[kierralondon-deactivated2019102]

my friend: i think you had too much to drink

me:

[weirdnessisgood]

[awwdorables]

SO TALENTED

[smartaveragebears]

hearing the word ‘salty’ in it’s original context is so weird now bc someone could literally just say ‘these pringles are so salty’ and I’ll just be thinking damn who’ve those pringles been vagueing about now

[danceswithphantoms]

A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation.

“I think it’s raining,” says the man.

“No, it’s snowing,” replies the woman. 

“How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!” exclaims the man. “Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?”

“Definitely raining,” Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.

The man turns to his wife with a smile. “See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

[breaktotheotherside]

What pisses me off is the complexity of the context required to throw this pun so it made any sense.

[poopinthespeedforce-deactivated]

this is the species that invented space flight