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IF I HAVEN'T INTERACTED WITH YOU AND I POST A MEME THIS IS WRITTEN PERMISSION SAYING YOU CAN RESPOND NO MATTER WHAT

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"Is that my shirt?"

"…Nope!" He grinned innocently, arms crossing over his chest. "Why? You lost yours or something?"

[stuffofoddities]

Put one of these in my askbox to see how my Muse reacts.

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Lumped these all together for ease of reblogging:

"My parents know."

"Don’t go."

"You’re under arrest."

"Just let me die."

"I’m pregnant and it’s yours."

"Make me."

"Kiss me you idiot."

"I didn’t do it."

"That isn’t mine."

"Marry me?"

"Truth hurts, don’t it?"

"Be mine."

"You owe me."

"Just relax."

"I already regret this."

"Where are my clothes?"

"You could have killed someone!"

"I think I broke it."

"Do you love me?"

"We need to talk."

"Never again."

"Do I know you?"

"How drunk are you right now?" 

"Well that was unexpected." 

"Have you ever even done this before?" 

"I just want to cuddle."

"I can’t even look at you."

"What happened to you?"

"Don’t you dare."

"I missed you."

"This stays between us."

"I need a hug."

"I could kill you!"

"Kiss me."

"You’re so weird."

"Why are you wearing that?"

"You coward."

"You’re all out of ____."

"You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!"

"I think I’m forgetting something."

"This seems familiar."

"You lied to me!"

"Are you threatening me?"

"Is that my shirt?"

"Where did you find this?"

"Explain yourself."

"Where were you?"

"You drive me crazy!"

"I think I’m falling in love with you. "

"Are you even listening to me?"

"Just leave me alone."

"I need a drink."

"What were you thinking?"

"I dare you." or "I dare you to _____."

"I’m going to be sick."

"For you, I would _____"

"Just what did we do last night?"

"Give it back."

"I have to go."

"Shut up and listen."

"Do you remember this?"

"Want to hear a secret?"

"Take responsibility."

"Don’t look at me like that."

"Give me another chance."

"Don’t you dare come near me!"

"What the hell do you think you’re doing?"

"You mean everything to me."

"Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."

"What are you afraid of?"

"I miss you so very much."

"No, that can’t be my baby."

"Just five more minutes."

"No! You can’t die on me now!"

"That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard."

"Put. The. Weapon. Down."

"What are we doing here?"

"Do you trust me?"

"That sounds painful."

"Are you even listening to yourself?"

"I’m not speaking to you anymore."

"I can’t believe you missed that."

"That was a bad plan."

"That looked easier on TV."

"I’ve never heard that one before."

"I didn’t know you could do that."

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"Dude," he snorted. "Just ‘cause we’re all Bens doesn’t mean that we’re all the same. I’m not going to—”

"…Wait. You’re flirting with Gwen?”

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"Aha- ah, see, there you go! That’s the exact same reaction everyone has had, except, maybe the Ben that wears a hoodie. But he gets plenty mad at me for other things."

"And don’t even try with the Gwen thing, alright?”

"4 words- been there, done that."

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"Hey, chill, I wasn't going to say anything more 'bout it! ...Though, by 'been there, done that', I really hope you don't mean--"

Okay, no, shut up, Tennyson. Do not go there.

Holding his hands up, he quickly plastered a grin onto his face and moved to swiftly change the subject. He really didn't want to know the answer to what he'd just been about to ask anyway.

"Er, you know what, forget it. ...Hey, you never told me who you were, by the way."

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I heard you want smoothies, so get your butt in gear doofus and lets go to Mr. Smoothy.

"Sweet! …You’re buying, right?"

[managone]

"D’uh. I wouldn’t have brought it up if I wasn’t going to pay."

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"And this is why you're the best cousin ever."

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I heard you want smoothies, so get your butt in gear doofus and lets go to Mr. Smoothy.

"Sweet! …You’re buying, right?"

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"Yo, Mr. Alien hero dude, are you flirting with my boyfriend over there? Cause that's not okay with me pal."

"…What? Dude, I’m pretty sure you’ve got it wrong. I’m not flirting with anyone."

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"Eh, I’ve been through stuff way more ridiculous than this.” Sort of. “Besides,” he continued. “This is kind of awesome. More mes? What’s not to like about that?”

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"Uh- everything? That’s at least 4 Bens on my back all the time. ‘Rex, play Sumo Slammers with me’, ‘Rex, you’re so uncool’, ‘Rex, stop flirting with my cousin’, blah blah blah.”

"You guys are going to be the death of me."

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"Dude," he snorted. "Just 'cause we're all Bens doesn't mean that we're all the same. I'm not going to--"

"...Wait. You're flirting with Gwen?"

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omgmojojojo replied to your post: *throughs a small box of free refill limited time cups* HERE BEN I LOVE YOU!!! *runs*

(awww! I love those anons!))

//I love them too, they're so adorbs and I'm pretty sure Ben's just gonna melt into one happy puddle of goo soon oh man <3

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rooksstressinglifebecauseben replied to your post: rooksstressinglifebecauseben replied to your post:...

"We should get some paste and glue you together. Di- didya get it? Didya? Didyaaa?"

He snorted, one hand moving to hide a poorly held back, amused grin. "Not what I meant, but-- yeah. Yeah, I got it."

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*throughs a small box of free refill limited time cups* HERE BEN I LOVE YOU!!! *runs*

And cue one very loud, highpitched screech. “Oh my god I love you too thank you!”

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rooksstressinglifebecauseben replied to your post: rooksstressinglifebecauseben replied to your post:...

"I would put the prize up but apparently that is illegal."

"Yeeaah, it's pretty frowned upon. And very illegal. Plus, I'm broke anyway."

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rooksstressinglifebecauseben replied to your post: "Soooo… How much can I get for five cents?"

"My body"

"Really? Wow, that's cheap."

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"Soooo... How much can I get for five cents?"

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The 'yes or no' game.

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You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.

[fallenisms]

Send my character a ► and a command. They must obey.

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+1

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"And what do you want, Tennyson?” Albedo snapped, clearly not pleased to see the all-too-familiar face of his enemy.

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"What?" A teasing smirk tugged at his lips and he arched a brow, exaggerated innocence and faked confusion settling on his face. "A guy's not allowed to drop by his evil lookalike to see how he's doing?"