a pimp for justice

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blooming at dawn / fall, day 25

[atomic-heartz]

Wow they look all so much better when i put them together lol hope people dont mind me blogging all the gals together, probably should of done that before hand and waited till i finished the whole set buuuut here they are!

I dont think i have a favorite wife because they are all lovely! But do tell who is your favorite wify ,i love to hear what people have to say and who they connect with!

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hey you should take my uquiz :)))

omg this is my first ever quiz, I hope at least 2 people play this :) have fun!

it's my first ever and I'm nervous lol i hope its funny. enjoy if you take it!

[lazyliars]

Okay but the funniest, FUNNIEST thing to me about the SMP is that Techno lowkey treats Tubbo like his arch-rival.

He kind of treats Tubbo like an icon for Government as a whole, which is hilarious considering Tubbo was the third choice for leadership after the other two rejected the position, like–

Techno will be preparing for every possible angle of attack when raiding L’manberg and Tubbo will be getting yeeted 40 feet in the air trying to make a ravager teleport him for no reason other than to see if he can

It is LITERALLY JUST:

Techno: Ah yes… My nemesis, President of L’manberg, Government embodied, my Literary Foil; Leader of the Butcher Army, He who grounded the Angel of Death and survived, My true Arch-enemy… Tubbo.

Tubbo: i likeda bee :)

[blazeportal]

did my minecraft double crouch mean nothing to you

[sailor-romelle]

heat waves is just dirty laundry for minecraft stans and no i don’t take criticism

[saelterlude]

I love how Tubbo and Tommy both have a "collect big brother figures" energy but in very different ways. Like Tommy is "You are now my big brother >:D" energy while Tubbo is "You are now my big brother :D" energy.

Like see both of them with Dream. Dream with Tommy is all "Not gonna listen to you whine at FNAF" and "Put on the cat ears Tommy!" and targetting Tommy during spleef. Then we have Tubbo and Dream with their cute minecart and boat ride and "Tubbo wanna be my first 50k deal or no deal contestant?" and repairing his house.

More examples like Techno with Tommy is all "bullying a child", messaged Tommy during MCC to mess with him, and more. Wilbur and Tommy "Oh this child" and joining Techno messaging Tommy to mess with him.

Then there is Tubbo with CaptainSparklez with their "Oh it cant be the captain!" and "I got a duckling following me" and the captain fully supporting Tubbo when he shows his music to him. (Theyre more father-son but thats more because of the captain than Tubbo i feel)

And the reason i started this which is Tubbo and 5up. Watching 5up's VOD while he play with Tubbo and he going "I hope hes having fun." and "Im worried this is a sweatier lobby than he usually play with" and talking and joking with Tubbo eventhough hes dead. (Actually that whole lobby adopted Tubbo. They talk about wanting Tubbo to join more often after Tubbo left)

[caleiiiii]

mcytbers as subway workers because i work at subway and i said so

i wrote this all at like 1 am im sorry

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When Dadza was struggling to contain Tubbo in his chat

Phil: *groans* Chat, do you guys understand how chaotic it is dealing with Tommy, Tubbo, and Will?

Phil: Techno at least is like…somewhat capable of not being chaotic. He’s at least a controlled chaotic. But Wilbur, Tommy, and Tubbo are just un-fucking-controllable, dude

Phil: I’ll give them advice and they just…won’t fucking listen…

~Bonus~

Kristen: Techno is the one that’s in charge of pizza money while the parents are away

Phil: *cackling* That needs to be drawn. That absolutely needs to be drawn. Techno is in charge of ordering the take away, and then you’ve just got Will, Tommy, and Tubbo just fucking screaming what they want or, like, trying to steal the phone off him

Phil: *sighs*

Phil: Chaos

From Phil’s stream November 4th

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never mind Dream vs Technoblade, the biggest rivalry in mcyt is the Dream smp gang vs whoever the hell has to write the descriptions for Twitter’s trending tags

like Phil said: this dude is gonna snap one day. we’ve gone too far. the free 7 cult, the blood for the blood god scare, the dogs not looking up, free karl...this poor working class dude has had to sift through so many minecraft fancams and so much weird rp lore just to do their job, and i salute them

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help girl, ive become corrupted

[bakushims]

kiribaku + textposts etc

[piailustreichons]

seeing mp100 trending on twitter because of eric trump’s tweet was an interesting thing to wake up to