Boze: Plaintiff, attorney, you may approach the bench.
Lawyer: Is no one going to swear the witness in?
Boze: Oh, shit, Tim?
(https://youtu.be/1YEDaELESiI)

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@smoshgamesquotes
Boze: Plaintiff, attorney, you may approach the bench.
Lawyer: Is no one going to swear the witness in?
Boze: Oh, shit, Tim?
(https://youtu.be/1YEDaELESiI)
Mari: What are you doing?
Joven: I don't know!
(https://youtu.be/1YEDaELESiI)
Give me your pants
Joven
(https://youtu.be/1YEDaELESiI)
Wes: You know recess doesn't involve a playground right?
Joven: Does it involve crying?
https://youtu.be/1YEDaELESiI
Lawyer: We're all familiar with the song, we saw it, it's not a great song.
Lasercorn: We should maybe play it again though.
Lawyer: No.
https://youtu.be/1YEDaELESiI
Boze: Which one of you goes first?
Real Lawyer: We go first
Boze: Please rise
https://youtu.be/1YEDaELESiI
If you call me dad, please add the i e
Joven
(https://youtu.be/BDy4bXWMIoA)
For the longest time, I thought hot dogs were made out of breasts
Boze
(https://youtu.be/DNMQjOu9isM)
I have never grabbed one, touched one, groped one, ate one, licked one, scented one, smelled one, packaged one, wrapped one, hugged one...
Joven
(https://youtu.be/yRpf0Vm5-Qo)
Boze: That's right, welcome to another episode of the Joven and Boze show, where I'm going to be holding this mouse and then you have to do the keyboard.
Joven: I don't want to watch that show, be in that show, I don't want to produce that show.
https://youtu.be/yRpf0Vm5-Qo
Updates
Hey everyone...
For those of you who don't know Defy Media (people who own the entire Smosh brand) has shut down their Beverly Hills office, this houses SG. With this comes with all Smosh channels going dark (no new vids). This is sad, but hopefully, either Defy will sell the brand or bring the channel back into the light. But with this comes a possible pause on my page here. I'm not sure, I could do quotes from everyone's individual YouTube pages, but it won't feel the same. Feel free to tell me what you think I should do, because I'm not really sure. I'm slowly making my way through all the videos I haven't gotten quotes from (which sorry about the hiatus, had to apply to college) and get those up, but there may be another hiatus after that with the channel going dark.
There are some updates for you all, I hope to see y'all soon.
Cosplay and paintball! This is amazing!
Wes
(https://youtu.be/UB-QfHVNqPA)
Wes is alive?
Boze
(https://youtu.be/bsqkQsEHF-g)
He's got his flask here, he's ready for anything
Lasercorn
(https://youtu.be/bsqkQsEHF-g)
Is it my blind eyes? Does that look like Patrick Star?
Joven
(https://youtu.be/4ybLbZajn2I)
Joven: Is it ok to be attracted to a lady with no actual features?
Damien: Are you cheating on the Wii Fit Trainer?!
https://youtu.be/YDrR-cgs2Vs
I'm... munge
Joven
(https://youtu.be/YDrR-cgs2Vs)