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Boze: Plaintiff, attorney, you may approach the bench.

Lawyer: Is no one going to swear the witness in?

Boze: Oh, shit, Tim?

(https://youtu.be/1YEDaELESiI)

#smosh games #smosh and order #boze #ericka bozeman #smosh boze #bigbossboze

Mari: What are you doing?

Joven: I don't know!

(https://youtu.be/1YEDaELESiI)

#smosh games #smosh and order #mari #mari takahashi #atomicmari #smosh mari #joven #Jovenshire #smosh joven #Smosh jovenshire #joshua ovenshire

Give me your pants

Joven

(https://youtu.be/1YEDaELESiI)

#smosh games #smosh and order #joven #Jovenshire #smosh joven #Smosh jovenshire #joshua ovenshire

Wes: You know recess doesn't involve a playground right?

Joven: Does it involve crying?

https://youtu.be/1YEDaELESiI

#smosh games #smosh and order #wes #Wes Johnson #westheeditor #smosh wes #joven #Jovenshire #smosh joven #Smosh jovenshire #joshua ovenshire

Lawyer: We're all familiar with the song, we saw it, it's not a great song.

Lasercorn: We should maybe play it again though.

Lawyer: No.

https://youtu.be/1YEDaELESiI

#smosh games #smosh and order #lasercorn #smosh lasercorn #David Moss

Boze: Which one of you goes first?

Real Lawyer: We go first

Boze: Please rise

https://youtu.be/1YEDaELESiI

#smosh games #ericka bozeman #boze #smosh boze #bigbossboze #smosh and order

If you call me dad, please add the i e

Joven

(https://youtu.be/BDy4bXWMIoA)

#smosh games #joven #Jovenshire #smosh joven #Smosh jovenshire #joshua ovenshire #maricraft #mari craft

For the longest time, I thought hot dogs were made out of breasts

Boze

(https://youtu.be/DNMQjOu9isM)

#smosh games #boze #ericka bozeman #smosh boze #bigbossboze #board af

I have never grabbed one, touched one, groped one, ate one, licked one, scented one, smelled one, packaged one, wrapped one, hugged one...

Joven

(https://youtu.be/yRpf0Vm5-Qo)

#smosh games #joven #Jovenshire #smosh joven #Smosh jovenshire #joshua ovenshire #maricraft #mari craft

Boze: That's right, welcome to another episode of the Joven and Boze show, where I'm going to be holding this mouse and then you have to do the keyboard.

Joven: I don't want to watch that show, be in that show, I don't want to produce that show.

https://youtu.be/yRpf0Vm5-Qo

#smosh games #boze #ericka bozeman #smosh boze #bigbossboze #joven #Jovenshire #smosh joven #Smosh jovenshire #joshua ovenshire #maricraft #mari craft

Updates

Hey everyone...

For those of you who don't know Defy Media (people who own the entire Smosh brand) has shut down their Beverly Hills office, this houses SG. With this comes with all Smosh channels going dark (no new vids). This is sad, but hopefully, either Defy will sell the brand or bring the channel back into the light. But with this comes a possible pause on my page here. I'm not sure, I could do quotes from everyone's individual YouTube pages, but it won't feel the same. Feel free to tell me what you think I should do, because I'm not really sure. I'm slowly making my way through all the videos I haven't gotten quotes from (which sorry about the hiatus, had to apply to college) and get those up, but there may be another hiatus after that with the channel going dark.

There are some updates for you all, I hope to see y'all soon.

Cosplay and paintball! This is amazing!

Wes

(https://youtu.be/UB-QfHVNqPA)

#smosh games #Wes Johnson #wes #westheeditor #smosh wes

Wes is alive?

Boze

(https://youtu.be/bsqkQsEHF-g)

#smosh games #boze #ericka bozeman #smosh boze #bigbossboze

He's got his flask here, he's ready for anything

Lasercorn

(https://youtu.be/bsqkQsEHF-g)