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A little late for coffee, isn’t it?

You must have never closed a bar and then had to go to a class first thing in the morning.

All I do is run on coffee some days.

It's too early to sit through classes that bore the crap outta me... Guess that settles it! I'm not going. Now I just need to get me some coffee...

My paint's missing.

Or one of you took it.

Please. I'd be the only one with use for it, and I didn't take it, so you can stop that train of thought in its tracks.

That’s what I like to hear.

How’ve things been then, Smudge?

Uneventfully, but we all know...

that's not necessarily a bad thing. How's things with you, Boss?

My paint's missing.

Shit.

Maybe it grew legs, went for a walk.

As long as you don’t get caught, you can cover yourself in paint for all I care.

Well, that’s not true. I’m sure that shit’s tough to get out.

Me? Get caught?

C'mon, Boss. Not gonna happen. Shit's a bitch to get out but ya learn tricks after a while.

Three years of tagging and you'd think I could manage to keep the paint off myself.

I honestly don't even know how I manage it.

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