kovahfoedahs

30 and married. It's pretty much memes n boys here. I'll post some NSFW pic here of me and others so ya. I play games, guitar I guess lol. Idk how to link tags but #me /#¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #hubby #music im fond of

[simonalkenmayer]

[thickness-protection-program]

I love asking people about things they clearly wanna talk about. Watching the feeling of interest wash over a person's face and light up their eyes and attitude is unmatched. Yap to me babygirl

[some-kind-of-robot]

Favorite trope from real life experiences

[thoughtportal]

the things that are reported matters. the language used matters. what is left out of the story matters.

[beemovieerotica]

[catchymemes]

[thomofasss]

Made some Lime Bars and they were a hit 😎 🍋‍🟩

[shounen-super]

[tobydontknowsh-t]

there's probably a better way of wording the last part but like come on it doesn't matter if we're all the same to fascists

[everything-you-feel-is-real]

No I genuinely don't think there's any better wording of the last part

[xenasaur]

we need legislation banning games >100GB

[xenasaur]

OPTIMIZE YOUR SHIT BETTER THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR A 150GB GAME!!!

[xenasaur]

upon reviewing the notes I'm changing my position. games must be <50GB. no more mandatory 8k uncompressed textures!!! I don't believe in 8k I think it's fake

[xenasaur]

to be clear games really ought to be around 20 gigs or less. but I think in the spirit of generosity and mercy we won't criminally prosecute the developers until the file sizes breaks 50

[creamypancakebatter]

Helldivers 2 heard you and went from 156 to 23

[xenasaur]

wait is that real

just looked it up. holy fuck. they did it by de-duplicating assets. I'm just. my jaw is on the floor. supposedly duplicating assets helps load times on HDDs but. holy fuck at what cost

[somespicycheese]

it's worse than that: The Helldivers devs were told that duplicating assets would help HDD load times, but then they actually tested it and it had basically zero effect on load times!

So they had more than sextupled the size of their game by following industry standard practice that actually did basically nothing!

[shesarainbeauxx]

anyone have a lil crush on me yet

[taykoutmccleod]

today I learned that I could just move the uncomfortable rolling desk chair out of the way and use the recliner that usually only ever has clothes thrown on it

[itsyveinthesky]

[seabassapologist]

[penismage]

Hello!

Howdy!

I’d like, uh, two normal rolls.

Sure thing!

And one with the… With the pumpkin seeds.

Which do you mean?

The one with the… With the seeds.

What are they called?

Uhm… A, uh, “crunchy pumpky.”

Sure thing. Would you like anything else?

Uhh… I’ll also take a, uh… A… A Nutella donut…?

Unfortunately, I don’t know at all what you mean…

A… One of those right there!

You really must tell me, what’s it called??

I… I’m… I’m a dumb piece of shit.

Sure thing! Anything else?

That one there?

You know what you need to do. [Here she switches from the formal, customer service voice to addressing him casually and familiarly.]

I… I’m a little greedy pig, oink oink?

Do it!

[grunts like a pig]

That comes to €13.50, please! Have a beautiful day!

Hello! I’d like an “I hate my father” and two “I have a small willi—” [The word that gets cut off is Pimmel, an un-sexy term for penis.]

[softbratxoxoxo]

All my mutuals are hot. Reblog to tell your mutuals they are hot.

Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted

[geo-theory]

Okay let’s play a fun game where you show me your cawk

[crownofstolas]

I liked my face and hair today