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I take one sensible edible on a thursday night and the grubhub doordash (sorry) Sheetz menu starts looking like that one bit from Annihilation (the book) (have not read it) (but I know about it)

dunglizard

do you see what I mean

gardenofdelete998

buddhist furry calculating what sins to commit to get reincarnated as the animal they wish they were. like a darts player

bransonreese

anexperimentallife

it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact

pussyronin-deactivated20260120

Gollum and yoda sucking each other off while a big steamroller gets closer and closer

shyfrog-says

the-president-of-neopets

This is one of those firing shots in to the air, property value lowering posts that keeps this site utterly unmarketable

amygdalae

This is soooo me lol except delete everything you just said and replace it with a tasteful poem about a beautiful young man with strong shapely arms and a firm curvaceous body

pigpenandpaper

Antarctica Miku 😍

robinstome

Jerry Seinfeld says that you could never do Seinfeld today but one time when I was really high I fell asleep and dreamed a new episode where Jerry came out of the closet as a trans woman and Elaine wanted to be supportive so she gifted Jerry a dress that she didn't really like but when Jerry wore the dress out she got tons of compliments and Elaine gets super pissed about it because she never got any compliments when she wore it but couldn't say anything because she didn't want anyone to call her a fake ally.

ashbur-deactivated20250915

toskarin

biden reportedly achieves "hyperlucidity" during debate, sees it all

toskarin

BIDEN: listen here jack, I'm not saying there's no god. that's, ah, that's not what I'm saying. what I'm saying is that there's an evil god and it woke up first, and we mistook its malignant presence for divine radiance, crawling towards it on our stomachs, man

TRUMP: folks are you hearing this guy

toskarin

[BIDEN TURNS TOWARDS THE CAMERA]

BIDEN: we've been burying them wrong

therenobee

Refusing to take the cigarette offered to me by the firing squad until their Captain makes an airplane noise before putting in my mouth.

rounderhouse

gonna make a cyberpunk setting with prosthetics and cybernetics that outlast their owners. even with advanced medicine, humans only live for a hundred years tops -- but titanium doesn't age, doesn't rust, doesn't break down. and it'd be a waste to destroy it, so the insurance cartels just repossess it upon body-death, flash-sanitize it, and then put it back into stock for some other poor bastard. they're cheaper, pre-made, already calibrated - only problem is that some people who get refurbished prostheses complain about phantom reflexes, nerve inputs they never sent.

sistertaxon

Buckle up, European and Foreigner Tumblypoos, because I'm about to learn you a thing about AMERICA.

You see these delectable motherflippers? These are called STATES. You stupid foreigners might not be able to wrap your head around this, but basically they're administrative subdivisions of the country.

And here's the thing: They are totally heckin' different from each other! For instance, New York:

Looks TOTALLY DIFFERENT from Kansas:

And they both look TOTALLY different from California!

So before you make fun of an American for not knowing where tiny third-world countries like "Check Republic" or "South Korea" are, maybe think about how much we have to learn about the unique regional differences in our OWN country. Maybe you should think about AMERICA more.

txttletale

hey everybody. we're glad everyone's been enjoying politics! to keep things interesting and keep the meta balanced we'll be implementing these new ideologies in 2024:

peronism with chinese characteristics

twitch streamer philosopher kingship

absolute military junta (sortition-based)

hunnic nationalism

anarcho-sharia

marxism-leninism-maoism-klobucharism (primarily klobucharism)

three chinas policy

antitranshumanist trans humanism

puppygirl rights activism

representative shogunate

pan-midwesternism

tetsuya yamagami thought