i'm just a stud from houston.

bro. 35. dj. entrepreneur. [ indie fanon-based bro strider of homestuck. not entirely sfw. written by kaycie. ]

[yabbyabb]

Damn right i want ur sweets big boy

[ihopeyoulikedocscratch]

[smuppetdaddy-blog]

✖ ;*

thank youuuu omg ;*

[smuppetdaddy-blog]

✖✖✖

holy frick that’s 3 of em! thank youu!

[smuppetdaddy-blog]

✖ i love the smuppet daddy

ahh!!! <3 the smuppet daddy loves you

[kilitheadwarfprince-deactivated]

Send "✖" If you think that I'm playing my character properly.

[terminatedtimeline]

Ah, yes. I can see how you could come to that conclusion, given your use of the word “rad”.

[smuppetdaddy-blog]

damn straight. i can make use of the word “rad” how and whenever i wanna, darlin’.

not gonna care if miss teen condescending queen is judging me.

[auerums-deactivated20180718]

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I can barely hear  over the music in my head. All these 808s and heartbeats banging in your chest. 

[terminatedtimeline]

Oh goodness no. I wouldn’t dream of saying that you have caused any problems with my computer.

Only that my email provider seems to have had a meltdown processing your username.

[smuppetdaddy-blog]

it all makes sense now.

i’d say i’m sorry my hella rad url has caused you this trouble. but i ain’t sorry. your email provider’s obviously not cool enough.

[smuppetdaddy-blog]

yo. i gave in and got pesterchum. turntableTactical. hit me up.

[smuppetdaddy-blog]

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›› MEME: [ send for a text ]

[ # ]  a random text

[text]: i’m gonna let you in on a lil secret. ok?[text]: ok. so they ain’t ever gonna admit it, but.[text]: ty.com paid me a whole buncha k to design their website.[text]: since my smuppets are so successful. they thought my design techniques might better sell their line of freakishly bug-eyed toys.[text]: now you know.[text]: you can smudge a multimillion dollar company’s rep with this info.

[smuppetdaddy-blog]

well damn. this dash of mine is dead as shit tonight.

[agoddamnrogue-blog]

look me in the eye and tell me you wouldnt enjoy the same  but yeahhh its the best omg  videos are being taken of course but its for research plans to put it up online are being made ofc but its gonna wait for said research to be published im a mad scientist ok but i still need to contribute to the scientific community  theres one rly grumpy cyclopes kitty does that count 

[smuppetdaddy-blog]

oh. definitely never said i wouldn’t enjoy it. what kinda research you even doing exactly? it sorta sounds like you got some questionable morals. if it’s gotta stay a secret that’s fine. but whatever you got goin’ on, lil mad scientist lady, grumpy cyclops kitty alone could probably go viral, high on catnip or not.

[smashingstrider-deactivated2016]

how can i call ya broseph. ya just roll with bro or dya have a special nickname.

[smuppetdaddy-blog]

just rollin’ with bro is what i’ve been doin’ for a long time. and what about you?

[rpmememaker]

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. Send “#” for a RANDOM text. Send “@” for a SCARED text. Send “&” for a LOVING text. Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

[terminatedtimeline]

As my primary computer is stuck at 32% upgraded, I made an attempt to access my email on my secondary. It is refusing to connect to the server. 

Now I’m not saying it’s related, but the last message my email client downloaded before deciding that it preferred errors to connections was a notification from a few days back that “@smuppetdaddy is now following you. ^_^ “

[smuppetdaddy-blog]

aight so you’re not saying it’s related for sure, but you’re saying it might be. so you might be accusing me of causing your computer problems just by following you.

sounds kinda unfair, lil lady.

[gamzeemakxra-deactivated2016092]

smuppetdaddy started following you

another human, motherfuckin’ joy.

             What’s up motherfucker?

[smuppetdaddy-blog]

what the fuck, is this guy a juggalo?

yo, not much. you?

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